I <3 Ratrod Ranchero's!

OK, I know that I'm a FNG and all....and my place is in the corner with my head down....

But it's shit like this that pisses me off to no end.

It's girls like this that feed the stereotype, and make it harder for those of us that actually WORK. Honey, put the bonbons down, stop doing your damned nails, go outside and work on the damned thing yourself! Don't know how? No boys around to teach you? Go get a shop manual, some tools, and figure it out. "Oh, but that bolt is too hard for little ole me to get off"....suck it up. It's called physical labor, get used to it.....


ok ok, I'll stop and go back to my corner.....

 

You know there is dateing sites right?.....

 

Santa aint dead !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

He better not be or my daughter is gonna have a SAD Christmas !!!

 

Bahahahaha!
A car nut is a car nut is a car nut.
If you love cars, you work on them yourself "."
I told my daughter last weekend that I was going to teach her to work on cars.
She says "girls can't work on cars"
I said "BULLSHIT!"
"Girls" can do whatever they set thier mind to,
and if you want to learn, I'll teach you.....
She also knows that if she EVER posted something asking to hook up so some guy could help her fix up a car, I'd tan her hide if her mother
doesn't get to her first.....


I am curious too see how this thread goes!

regards,
DJ

 

I thought this whole thing was pretty damn funny, but being a noob myself, I'll just shut up and go back to hiding.

Scot

 

[size=+2]THIS IS[/size]

 

Here's a PROPER intro from a girl... notice she doesn't even mention that she is a poor helpless chick (which means she isn't helpless).. grow up... read awhile... go start banging on that falcon like the rest of us would (male and female)CLICK
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=79759

 

Holy chit....this is funny stuff.

 

hey toots! <3

 

O.K., the *smooches* thing makes me through up in my mouth.

 

How can you through up in your mouth?



Mutt

 

How about I through up on you?

 

Read what ya wrote Buck.............you meant it makes me want to THROW up.

 

How do you know what I meant?

 

I like Pop Tarts. The S'more's ones. I like real homemade s'mores much better, but I'm a helpless man in the kitchen. Its much easier to put Pop Tarts in the toaster than to actually cook s'mores from scratch. Its really hard to open those marshmallow packages w/o flinging them all over the damned kitchen. Don't even get me started on opening the grahm crackers!!

I gotta go now. I've been eating Cheeto's & watching porn, & now my dick is orange. The doctors appointment is in an hour. I hope he can tell me whats wrong!

Jeez, this thread is sooooooooo odd........................................

 

This has GOT to be "post of the year"!!!! I about pee'd my pants!
I have a new crush on 46stude.

 

BWahahaha!!!LMFAO!! Can't wait til Roundup man, when these chicks come out in person-flaming on the net may be fun, but seeing it done in person is THE BUSINESS!!!Chick fight Round 2?Fugehdaboudit!
Happy Thanksgiving to all, by the way!

 

I was talking about Mr Stude's post, not this whole stupid thread...

I've only chick-fought once... I prolly will never do it again... I should prolly have gone to jail for what I did to that poor girl's face... I think about it sometimes... it haunts me... I bet she had to have plastic surgery... but that was in my scary-punk-rock days, and I was on tequila, which I don't drink any more. Faces and concrete should never meet....

 

"...it's shit like this that pisses me off to no end.

It's girls like this that feed the stereotype, and make it harder for those of us that actually WORK. Honey, put the bonbons down, stop doing your damned nails, go outside and work on the damned thing yourself!..."


Thank you Jai for saying it before i did. That "helpless girl" attitude bugs me to no end.


-Another FNG

 

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Oh, I was talking about Stude's post, too but your reply is pure POETRY!
The chick fight reference was in regards to the Pistons n' Paint throwdown between a roller derby girl and a betty (at least, that's what I heard)-crazy!