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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by iwanaflattie, Feb 6, 2013.

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  1. Why Do some of us call it a hubcap if it covers the whole wheel?
    A 15 inch hub must be heavy as hell.:confused:
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  2. Because the bit that covers the whole wheel is properly called a "wheel cover".

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  3. jerseymike
    Joined: Sep 25, 2008
    Posts: 680


    why are they called a pair of pants when there is only one?
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  4. chubbie
    Joined: Jan 14, 2009
    Posts: 2,318


    parakeet..clearly cunfused

  5. kracker36
    Joined: Jan 21, 2012
    Posts: 756


    Why do you park on driveways and drive on parkways?
  6. Why do you say you are going to the bathroom after you are already seated.
    Does a Moon Disc have to have a crack in it to be correct? :D

    I have heard them called both ways and even saw a brochure once that stated full hub caps. While another brand called them full wheel covers in the brochure but didn't even mention partial wheels covers for hub caps. The english language is a hard language to learn or so I have been told.
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  7. People are lazy so the term "hubcap" remains in their minds as a term for wheelcover.
  8. Why are panties plural and bra singular?
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  9. hombres ruin
    Joined: Nov 21, 2006
    Posts: 3,303

    hombres ruin

    Why is it called taking a dump when your leaving one? Why do they swab a prisoners arm with alcohol before they put the needle in to put him to death?
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  10. CodeMonkey
    Joined: Sep 13, 2012
    Posts: 92

    from Moline IL

    Life's little mysteries... makes my head hurt...

    Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

    Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

    Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

    If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

    How does the guy that drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
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  11. Leebo!
    Joined: Nov 22, 2005
    Posts: 800

    from Yale OK

    If you had a funeral at night, would everybody drive with thier lights off?
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  12. hombres ruin
    Joined: Nov 21, 2006
    Posts: 3,303

    hombres ruin

    Why do kamikazie pilots wear helmets?..And where are baby see hundreds of adult ones but never ever see the baby ones..think about it
  13. jchav62
    Joined: Jan 30, 2007
    Posts: 1,932


    Like valve covers and rocker covers...
  14. chaos10meter
    Joined: Feb 21, 2007
    Posts: 2,191

    from PA.

    Why do I sometimes lay in my neighbors yard at night and pretend I'm a cucumber ?
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  15. BISHOP
    Joined: Jul 16, 2006
    Posts: 2,571


    where can i buy mushroom spores, really....where can i get'm

  16. Berzerkly.
    So if sin semila has no seeds where do the new plants come from?
  17. 302GMC
    Joined: Dec 15, 2005
    Posts: 6,974

    from Idaho

    If people from Poland are Poles, why aren't people from Holland Holes ?
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  18. jchav62
    Joined: Jan 30, 2007
    Posts: 1,932


    From "Con Semilla"... :cool:
  19. Why do drive up ATM's have Braille on the keypad? For blind drivers?

    You got too much time on your hands dude....get some work done on that COE!!!!!!!!
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  20. BJR
    Joined: Mar 11, 2005
    Posts: 7,154


    Why do you have two arms and two armpits, and two legs and only one leg pit?
  21. Why is it called a blowjob? When she's obviously sucking! hahaha Probably gonna get me in trouble....
    Last edited: Feb 6, 2013
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  22. TheEngineer
    Joined: Jul 17, 2012
    Posts: 239

    from New Mexico

    Why do we call it a building if its already built?
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  23. I've always wanted to go through the drive-through at McDonalds with a white cane hanging outside the car door, sunglasses on, and my seeing-eye Chihuahua on my lap, pull up to the window and request the Braille menu. Get my order, then drive off, with the cane out the door, dog barking happily, and people freaking out all over.

    Just something to do...

    Why is a refrigerator-freezer called that? Shorten it. Call it a refridideezer.
  24. BrandonB
    Joined: Feb 24, 2006
    Posts: 3,240

    from nor cal

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
    Why are there handicap parking places in front of the skating rink?
    Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and then a diet coke?
    Why do banks leave both doors open but they chain the pens to the counter?
    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?
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  25. hombres ruin
    Joined: Nov 21, 2006
    Posts: 3,303

    hombres ruin

    Why do some threads get canned for not relavant but this one survives?
  26. Because we are havin no drama fun.

    How come dark doesn't come in at night when you open a window.
  27. jcmarz
    Joined: Jan 10, 2010
    Posts: 4,633

    from Chino, Ca

    I would put my 2 cents in but you guys are doing such a great job, I'll just grab myself a bag a of popcorn and watch the show.
  28. Buttered or not buttered. :D

    What is the Royal Family's last name?
  29. You can get on the plane....I'm getting IN the plane!
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  30. CodeMonkey
    Joined: Sep 13, 2012
    Posts: 92

    from Moline IL

    Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

    Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

    Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

    If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?

    If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

    If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

    What do you call a pocket calculator in a nudist camp?

    If you jog backwards, do you gain weight?
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