The cool guy is in the s.w. corner,one mile from Mo. ,two miles from Ne.,40 miles from Ks. Also no-one ever wrote me and asked to come back but they did take up a collection once to get me to leave.
Why doesn't Iowa float down the Mississippi River? Because Minnesota sucks! Oh crap... I live in Cedar Rapids and it usually does smell... never mind.
My buddies from Iowa asked me this question. Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?.....because then Minnesota would want one too!!!
At least Missouri has a star on the Confederate Flag. I've been going to Davenports antique motorcycle show and swap meet for over 30 yrs. That's gotta' count for something. Alot of nice people in Iowa. Never been arrested there yet. YEA HA!!!!
Nevada Shut down Des Moines Dragway. Made mainstreet in Ames, one of the best cruising towns, one way, it was time to leave. Playing on Nevada's downtown street 1978
I'm from Fairfield. Got out as soon as I could. Couldn't take the snow or the gurus. Tulsa is just fantastic----most of the time. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Like I told the kid, "Your musics not too loud, its like OKC, it sucks!"