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how do i get rid of 1000 tires?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by unclescooby, May 14, 2009.

  1. 3in1
    Joined: Jun 3, 2009
    Posts: 203

    3in1
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    from nevada tx

    ya just need 1002 foot of rope and a trailer ,tie one tire and run the rope through the rest then use the last foot of rope around a tree and haul ass . o i forgot bring a cam corder the sight of 1000 tires suspended in air would be priceless and if cought the video would pay the court costs .
     
  2. uglydog56
    Joined: Apr 8, 2008
    Posts: 331

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    Get 1000 pounds of dog crap and terrorize the whole town!
     
  3. whenever you receive a credit card offer with a pre-paid return envelope, tape the envelope to the tire and it's on it's way. You only need 1000 envelopes, so probably a couple weeks worth of mail.
     
  4. Gigantor
    Joined: Jul 12, 2006
    Posts: 3,805

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    Ever heard of earthships? THey are self sustaining homes built almost entirely from reused and recycled materials. The walls are predominately constructed with tires packed solid with dirt and stacked like bricks covered in adobe to create these really cool bimorphic shapes like it was grown on the spot ... kind of like Yoda's house in the Degaba System.
    I'd like to build one ... right next to my airplane hanger garage. I figure the "carbon footprint" of the one would cancel out the other... using my Al Gore math.
     
  5. povertyflats
    Joined: Jan 8, 2007
    Posts: 8,247

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    from Missouri

  6. t5stang91
    Joined: Dec 20, 2008
    Posts: 300

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    take some to the trie stores around you at night and throw them into their bins disperse 5 or 6 each place every night. lol
     
  7. wingspread7
    Joined: Mar 29, 2009
    Posts: 849

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    That's what I was about to suggest.
     
  8. Don't burn them during the daylight hours.
    (Oops, did I say that?)
     
  9. Edelbroke
    Joined: Dec 12, 2008
    Posts: 767

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  10. Sell 'em as "retro kulture" grills...
    [​IMG]
     
  11. I like the go-kart track idea
     

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