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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by CPR Customs, Feb 9, 2006.

  1. hdpusher
    Joined: Oct 10, 2010
    Posts: 2

    hdpusher
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    I always thought it was...

    Measure 3, times think twice, and cut once.
     
  2. "The light was yellow officer".

    Doc.
     
  3. purpleflameguy
    Joined: Jan 31, 2007
    Posts: 59

    purpleflameguy
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    "If it is stuck,Hit it. If it breaks it needed replacing anyway"
    "Street Rod, Shit man this is a Hot Rod"
    "Mister what are the white squishy things on the front of your car? I say they are bugs son,bugs I say. You won't find them on trailer queens. They be on real Hot Rods that are driven"
     
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  4. deto
    Joined: Jun 26, 2010
    Posts: 2,621

    deto
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    real hot rods do/don't have (insert lame ass statement about cars in an attempt to make your shit box superior for one post on the HAMB)
     
  5. Jimmy Tee
    Joined: May 29, 2009
    Posts: 579

    Jimmy Tee
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    I have Grease under my fingernails, Not in my hair......
     
  6. Dave B.
    Joined: Oct 1, 2009
    Posts: 222

    Dave B.
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    That thing's faster than a dose of salts through a widdy woman...
     
  7. Dave B.
    Joined: Oct 1, 2009
    Posts: 222

    Dave B.
    Member

    Hotter than a blind queer in a hot dog factory
     
  8. Dave B.
    Joined: Oct 1, 2009
    Posts: 222

    Dave B.
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    On the back of a Chevy 4x4 that you could walk under:

    Lift it - fat chicks can't jump...
     

  9. And we all thought Gassers were for weight transfer on launch!:p
     
  10. RDAH
    Joined: Mar 23, 2007
    Posts: 465

    RDAH
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    from NL, WI

    Whatever turns your crank
     
  11. RDAH
    Joined: Mar 23, 2007
    Posts: 465

    RDAH
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    from NL, WI

    Wharever turns your crank
     
  12. shanesflames
    Joined: Dec 21, 2005
    Posts: 139

    shanesflames
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    No one ever got cancer from smokin...tire's
     
  13. dirty4
    Joined: Mar 6, 2010
    Posts: 165

    dirty4
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    and the come back to that was no!...but your sister was cut in the back seat!
     
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  14. classic L.B.
    Joined: Dec 28, 2010
    Posts: 83

    classic L.B.
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    Im no gynacolajist...............but Ill take a look
     
  15. From one of my old friends while working on projects together..."Dont ask me, your fucking this cat..Im just holdin its tail."
     
  16. afaulk
    Joined: Jul 20, 2011
    Posts: 1,189

    afaulk
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    Rev 'er til she pukes!
     
  17. Bondo , the other white powder.
     
  18. fossilfish
    Joined: Dec 16, 2010
    Posts: 320

    fossilfish
    Member
    from Texas

    This one came from a great guy who I bought old british parts from in 1971 and 2 and 3 and 4 ..well a long time till he died...Herb Stelter in downtown Houston, Southwest Imports.
    We looked at a pressure plate I was trying match up and the one he pulled was not right he said... "nope can't make that fit with two hammers".
    As always he found a proper unit that was a perfect match in his pile of parts.
     
  19. If she had as many dicks sticking outa her as she's had stuck in her she'd look like a porcupine.
     
  20. fordflambe
    Joined: Apr 9, 2007
    Posts: 516

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    you don't have to go fast if you look good..................

    or

    you don't have to look good if you go fast...................
     
  21. "Drive it like you stole it "
     
  22. Bump Stop
    Joined: Aug 25, 2013
    Posts: 51

    Bump Stop
    BANNED
    from USA

  23. jungle_josh
    Joined: May 12, 2008
    Posts: 37

    jungle_josh
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    Never let a man with a claw hammer in his tool box work on your car.
     
  24. real hot rods don't have valve covers
     
  25. pnevells
    Joined: Sep 5, 2008
    Posts: 426

    pnevells
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    Don't lift until you have daylight under three wheels


    Real race cars don't have doors
     
  26. Mk1ofMnM
    Joined: Feb 17, 2013
    Posts: 52

    Mk1ofMnM
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    Climb aboard, drop the hammer, nail a Ford
     
  27. mswank
    Joined: Feb 20, 2009
    Posts: 4

    mswank
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    from Montana

    my dad use to say when discussing putting a large motor in a small car. "sure it will fit, if you drop it from high enough."
     
  28. Fenders
    Joined: Sep 8, 2007
    Posts: 3,922

    Fenders
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    Yes, I like....
    Oh, you meant....
    Never mind.
     
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  29. here's some ive made up and heard over the 18 years of my time on this weird ass planet:
    "trailering a hotrod is like taking a hooker out to dinner"
    "she's never seen a lawn chair or a set of tailights...."
    "if your passenger's not screaming, you're not going fast enough!!"
    "dammit, i got a honda stuck in my hood scoop again..."

    "the police never think its as funny as i do"
    "the back seat's really comfortable if you're a quadruple amputee.."
    "she'll beat anything on the road, as long as a corner doesn't come along"
    "i call it coyote, because it cant catch up to anything and it keeps blowing up."
     
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  30. Model T1
    Joined: May 11, 2012
    Posts: 3,309

    Model T1
    Member

    Dad said "sweating like a dog shitting peach seeds!"
    "Built like a brick shithouse." -Somehow that didn't seem like a good thing!
    Ain't got brains to pour piss out of a boot with the directions on the heel.
    I miss my non-car lovin dad! He liked Will Rogers and was always quoting him too.
     

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