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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by CPR Customs, Feb 9, 2006.

  1. cheap1
    Joined: Oct 25, 2010
    Posts: 26

    cheap1
    Member

    "Hey Dickhead..............it's finished"


    And this one's not really an old hot rod saying, but my personal motto.

    "Hold my beer and watch this"
     
  2. We had a butcher shop in our area named Gordys in the 60's and early 70's. If anyone missed a gear in their car and it made the horrible grinding noise we all said GRIND ME A POUND GORDY... That was a long time ago I always said that to my kids when they were learning to drive and now they are grown with children of their own. I think they still use it today!!!
     
  3. Early sixties So Cal, I can remember my dad and his pals saying "Grind me a pound" when someone would miss a shift. It went right a long with "If you can't find it, grind it"
     
  4. jammersspeed
    Joined: Sep 28, 2010
    Posts: 347

    jammersspeed
    Member
    from herman mn.

    where there is a welder there is a way!
    stock sucks !
    just because you can ....dont mean you should!
     
  5. I have flown some of the aircraft that were repaired using this philosophy.
     
  6. Gman0046
    Joined: Jul 24, 2005
    Posts: 6,203

    Gman0046
    Member

    After eating at a local Mexican restaurant,
    You'll have diarrhea so bad you could leave a stool sample in a coke bottle at 25 yards. You won't see hard turds until New Years.

    They'll be screaming women, crying kids and burning rubber!


    .
     
  7. Here, hold my beer and watch this.
     

  8. reminded me of another old one for grinding gears , "you'll find it, they're all in the same box"


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  9. Noland
    Joined: Oct 16, 2007
    Posts: 1,237

    Noland
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    probably my favorite

    I cut it 3 times and Its still to dang short

    It'll fit you just watch
     
  10. dragdaddyO
    Joined: Jan 4, 2011
    Posts: 65

    dragdaddyO
    Member


    Thats what Im sayin !
     
  11. low-n-slo54
    Joined: Jul 25, 2009
    Posts: 1,920

    low-n-slo54
    Member

    I like those best. You know ones that look like they shouldnt fly but they are the best of the fleet. Cessna N65058 was mine.
     
  12. Mark68
    Joined: Sep 12, 2010
    Posts: 130

    Mark68
    Member

    on my old 77 ford pickup tailgate F--kin' Owners a Real Dick
    on a old t-shirt a good friend had B.O.H.I.C.A. bend over here it comes again
    from an old episode of the dukes of hazzard "round and around an do-se-do pour on the gas and away we go"
     
  13. Sheep Dip
    Joined: Dec 29, 2010
    Posts: 1,572

    Sheep Dip
    Member
    from Central Ca

    "If it's got Tit's or Tire's your gonna have problem's" "Kanawee/Cheatham and Howe Racing"
     
  14. ANDEREGG TRIBUTE
    Joined: Jan 1, 2008
    Posts: 1,367

    ANDEREGG TRIBUTE
    Member
    from Bordertown

    A buddy of mine once discribed one of my trophy dash wins "you were trying so hard i could see your big toe sticking through the radiator".....

    Louie
     
  15. Trencher
    Joined: Nov 27, 2009
    Posts: 88

    Trencher
    Member

    I like this one, it's not mine, but it's funny:

    I like my women how I like like my car on nitrous......rich and a little retarded
     
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  16. Hot Rodders. We've been recycling as long as cars have been wearing out.
     
  17. ruckusryan
    Joined: Jan 9, 2010
    Posts: 36

    ruckusryan
    Member
    from Canada

    My ride's a hybrid it burns gasoline and rubber!!
     
  18. stainlesssteelrat
    Joined: Nov 23, 2010
    Posts: 583

    stainlesssteelrat
    Member
    from ms

    hot rodding, because golf, basket ball , base ball , foot ball and soccer only takes one ball.
     
  19. White Trash Renegade
    Joined: Oct 28, 2009
    Posts: 115

    White Trash Renegade
    Member
    from Derby, KS

    WFO=Wide Fucking Open

    "Good enough for the girl's I go with!"
     
  20. KoolKat-57
    Joined: Feb 22, 2010
    Posts: 2,948

    KoolKat-57
    Member
    from Dublin, OH

    "If they can't hear you coming, you aren't driving a Hot Rod!"
     
  21. Ryan272
    Joined: Jan 26, 2010
    Posts: 163

    Ryan272
    Member
    from Australia

    Sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert.

    O/T I know
     
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  22. Moondog13
    Joined: Sep 7, 2006
    Posts: 730

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    aaaaahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!! Man, that is so wrong; yet so funny.
     
  23. HarryT
    Joined: Nov 7, 2006
    Posts: 535

    HarryT
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    "I've thrown more rubber out my window than you have off your tires!"
     
  24. Manche
    Joined: Dec 11, 2010
    Posts: 111

    Manche
    Member

    "I drive it like stolen"
     
  25. edweird
    Joined: Jan 4, 2009
    Posts: 3,188

    edweird
    Member

    its not fast, its halfast. half done is just as fun !
     
  26. Manche
    Joined: Dec 11, 2010
    Posts: 111

    Manche
    Member

    "Who needs revs when you have DISPLACEMENT?"
     
  27. edweird
    Joined: Jan 4, 2009
    Posts: 3,188

    edweird
    Member

    dont know if this one has been posted yet. CUSTOMS ARE FOR GETTING CHICKS........HOT RODS ARE FOR SCARING THEM OFF !
     
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  28. KooDaddy
    Joined: Oct 16, 2006
    Posts: 755

    KooDaddy
    Member
    from Wis.

    RACECAR spelled backward is RACECAR

    I cut it 3 times and it's still too short.
     
  29. Frist State Hillbilly
    Joined: Apr 4, 2007
    Posts: 65

    Frist State Hillbilly
    Member
    from dover de.

    I use to drive a Ford then i got aa job.
     
  30. JonF
    Joined: Mar 6, 2010
    Posts: 169

    JonF
    Member

    At Manzanita Speedway--- Don' t lift until you hear the ambulance!
     

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