Hot rod sayings

Saw a stciker at a rod run this year which read MOPAR = Massively Over Powered And Respected

a couple anagrams/sayings that are fairly common in australia as numberplates are

FIGJAM = F*** Im Good Just Ask Me

WOFTAM = Waste Of F****** Time And Money

 

I hear this coming from the house.....How much did that cost???

 

If it ain't broke, take it apart and find out why.

 

Front-end is shakin like a dog shitin a peach seed....

 

Anybody hurt in that wreck? answer "Only your sister she got knocked up"
WOT Wide open throttle

 

Read this one on the back of a Harley Rider's shirt.."If you can read this, the Bitch has fallen off."

 

250 post ago........\
"Gaffa tape...Saskachewan Chrome " now that is f$%^ing funny!!!

 

How about

"Ban low performance drivers, not high performance cars!"

"He couldn't drive a nail into sand!"

"Colour matched with the help of my seeing eye dog"

"The more that I risk death, the more alive I feel"

"If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I would have farted!"

"I really appreciate your sincere criticism. . . .fuck you very much!"

"Please do not ask to borrow tools!.....being told to fuck off, often offends."



And we all can relate to this one....

"If you wanna make a small fortune from Racing .........". [ or Rodding ]
"Start with a large one!"

 

'' if it aint broke.......you are!''

 

sure you can... but why would you want a shiny turd?.....

 

For all of you that weren't in the Navy, when you can't figure something out you go to the SWAG method. (Scientisfic wild ass guess) worked on the radars on the destroyer,s. Nam era Got me and the ship back so it must work.

 

Theres some awesome stuff in here! Let's bring it back!

 

Run your car, Not your mouth...

 

goes like a raped ape.. has anyone measured how fast a raped ape goes?

 

Is that your mommy's car?

 

Old guy refering to his banger motor as an " EGG BEATER "

 

Yes it's fast, No you can't drive it.-----------FORD: flipped over rebuilt dodge -------------That thing will haul the mail!------------Smokes? My car is old enough to smoke if it wants to!--------Hot Rodders, America's first recyclers--------Drag Racing, Just you,me and the tree! peace

 

If you can't get your foot in it, Get your ass out of it!
When the green flag drops, The bushit stops!

not car related but still like, A woman should be like the sun, cooking in the day, and going down at night

sorry ladies! my whiskey is talkin

 

Dont know if its been posted yet, but I like Tims from here and the Y block forum

"Aerodynamics are for people who cant build engines"

 

lower than a snakes belly in a pot hole

 

Tell the kid next to ya, "Hey Kid, you better take that thing home, while you still think it's fast!" in honor of Sandy lovelace, Ray Oban. Still pullin'gears in heaven.

 

Will it hook? Man this thing will hook in a watermelon patch! peace

 

It's faster than an ethiopian with a lunch ticket!

 

Can't remember where I saw this but I thought it was cool (might have been someone's signature on here?)

"One hand on the wheel, one hand on the bottle;
One foot in the grave, one foot on the throttle"

 

one more busted knuckle and i will have a complete set...

 

get in....sit down.....shut up....hang on....

 

if it aint broke, I can't afford it

keep er tween the ditches and the shiny side... uhm... what shiny side

chrome won't getcha home, but black will getcha back

drive it like ya stole it

yes it's fast, and no you can't drive it

it smokes like a cheap cigar... we're twins.

if it's still runnin, I'm still gunnin.

and the most often heard quote on my block... I think it's just a wiring problem

 

"That boy couldnt drive a hot nail up a snow man's ass!"

 

" That's slicker than eel snot "

 

" Engines are like cheese..... big blocks are better value"



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