Hot rod sayings

"long pedal on the right, cupcake"

 

It's loud, scary, and smells funny, its my daily driver

 

I say this a lot in the shop "Precision sledge hammer modifications may be necessary"
When I used to work for GM "Tight is tight, too tight is two pieces" and "black is beautiful" (used to say that when we resealed oil pans the the GM gasket maker and paint over it with black spray paint)

 

there's no sense in fucking with shit there's no sense fucking with!

 

1.Power is good, More power is better, Too much power is just enough. 2. Real hot rods don't have valve covers. 3. Speed cost! How fast do you want to go?

 

this one is mine those who would rather push a ford than drive a chevy usually do
(oldsmobiles take the worry out of being close)

 

"Thicker than whale shit."

 

"If it ain't smokin it ain't running"
"Don't lift til you see god"
"If I tell ya then I have ta kill ya"

 

If it looks like crap and is falling apart sitting still,.....and you're proud of that.... yours might be a rat rod!

 

"Got any bailing wire? Coat hanger? Then your tool kit ain't complete."

"That guy is a fuckin' squirrel." --Means a bad driver or erratic driver. Parakeet works too with guys who talked constantly but never raced--usually didn't even have a car.

 

Add these to your list of Oldies but Goodies.
A good cross thread will beat a lock washer any day.
Tighten 'er down 'til it snaps off, then back 'er off half a turn.

 

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Another variation of this that I've heard.

"Percussive maintenance may be required!"

 

Lack of chrome.....


That is what is wrong with todays youth..... Lack of chrome

 

I follow the "if it aint broke...dont fix it till it is"

 

Hot Rods to Hell

 

That boy could ruin a bowling ball with a feather duster.

 

. . . throw me a beer

. . . it's got a 50-50 paint job, looks good from 50 feet at 50 mph

 

Power is good! More power is better! Too much power is just enough!! Speed cost$ How fast do you want to go? I would rather push a Ford than ride in a chevy. Slam it in gear, push it to the floor and listen to the roar. Real hot rods don't have valve covers. That shits slippery than snail snot on a snake snatch.

 

Down here in Mississippi we say:
So weak it wouldn't pull a greasy string out of a cats ass
Smokes like a tar kettle
Shakes like a dog shittin a peach seed
Good work ain't cheap and cheap work ain't good
I cut it 3 times and it's still too short
4 on the floor and a fifth under the seat
Runs like a raped ape
Slick as owl shit

 

that thing sounds like a hog eatin hickory nuts.

 

"It's so fast I've overtaken my own headlights twice"
"The only things worth having in 2 litre sizes are Milk and Orange Juice"

 

That shit'll buff out.

 

anyone say

Now Thats a Duzey! yet

 

I have seen some women that could apply to as well.

 

Id buy that shirt!


Mine was always "my lugnuts have more torque than your Honda"

 

HOLYSHIT !!!!! That is good !! That has to be on a t-shirt,hat or whatever. WOW thats good.

 

If it wont fix, force it.
If it wont force, Fuck it.

Cross threads is better than no threads.

If it dont make dollars, it dont make sense!

 

That thing is .....Slicker than Cum on a Gold Tooth!!

 

Thanks. I have already copy righted " KILL IT WITH BILLET" in a literary body of work.