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Hot rod sayings

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by CPR Customs, Feb 9, 2006.

  1. sinks88
    Joined: Feb 18, 2009
    Posts: 610

    sinks88
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    "good enough for a bus"

    "treat it like a sore dick, dont fuck with it"

    This is what one of my old timer buddies would always say about pretty much everything on my old ass shity motor....esp the damn QJ carb!

    "good enough for a bus" Then he would say this after everything he'd help me do....I assume he is rippin on my low budget ass!
     
    Last edited: Mar 31, 2010
  2. rainhater1
    Joined: Oct 5, 2009
    Posts: 1,147

    rainhater1
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    from az

    SWAG (scientific wild ass guess) what to do when all else fails
     
  3. T. Scott
    Joined: Feb 9, 2009
    Posts: 202

    T. Scott
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    "the rust keeps it together, NOW THATS RACE!"
    "horn Broke, watch for nuts and bolts"
     
  4. sinks88
    Joined: Feb 18, 2009
    Posts: 610

    sinks88
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    Theo-retik-ly
     
  5. T. Scott
    Joined: Feb 9, 2009
    Posts: 202

    T. Scott
    Member

    OH YA!! "Watch This!!"
     
  6. rainhater1
    Joined: Oct 5, 2009
    Posts: 1,147

    rainhater1
    BANNED
    from az

    FORD found on road dead Fix or repair daily
     
  7. GaryB
    Joined: Dec 19, 2008
    Posts: 3,529

    GaryB
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    from Reno,nv

  8. merlinsoars
    Joined: Mar 19, 2010
    Posts: 30

    merlinsoars
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    from hemet

    and my personal mantra
    "there is no substitute for cubic inches"
     
  9. knotheads
    Joined: Jan 4, 2007
    Posts: 499

    knotheads
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    if you cant run with the big dogs,stay on the porch!
     
  10. flathead31coupe
    Joined: Mar 23, 2006
    Posts: 1,596

    flathead31coupe
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    from indpls, in

    nice...
     
  11. garagerods
    Joined: Dec 15, 2006
    Posts: 451

    garagerods
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    from Omaha

  12. OldSkoolIronJunkie
    Joined: Mar 11, 2010
    Posts: 40

    OldSkoolIronJunkie
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    No replacement for displacement

    Remember when sex was safe and racing was dangerous?

    Help the smoke is so thick I cant see my beer.

    Tougher than boiled owl

    Does a bear shit in the woods

    Rev it till the valves float, side step and steer

    They put a little extra on those gears for a reason

    Alcohol aint just for drinkin anymore



    Steady by Jerks.

    The last one is from my ole man, boy the cops don't like that one.
     
  13. ponchopowerd
    Joined: Feb 20, 2010
    Posts: 172

    ponchopowerd
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    cross threading is threading too
     
  14. 69fury
    Joined: Feb 24, 2009
    Posts: 1,452

    69fury
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    That's just some action inspired bodywork...
    Stripes make it faster...
    Stickers give it more traction..
    So your Honda has 1.8 liters, and my Mountain Dew has 2?
    Your mouth's runnin wide open but yer frickin brain's still in neutral.

    NO CRYING IN THE SHOP! (I hate "Bust on the Mopar Guy" days)
    Your import made 147lbs of torque on the dyno? Nice! My starter made 440.

    Favorite uttered by an import guy as i walked away: "I dont know why he agreed to the race, if his second gear is out. I'm gonna crush him" silly ricer, you coulda had a V8. And rearwheel drive, lol.
     
  15. 40fordtudor
    Joined: Jan 3, 2010
    Posts: 2,503

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    keep your right foot on the floor til you see God's face---then brake.
     
  16. skidsteer
    Joined: Mar 19, 2007
    Posts: 1,251

    skidsteer
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    I'll take Cubic Inches over turbos any time.
     
  17. yonahrr
    Joined: Feb 27, 2010
    Posts: 1,348

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    I've been a professional mechanic for 30 years and we have a few sayings.

    Regarding mechanics who spend hours studying the repair manual (computer now.)

    "A book never fixed anything."

    Regarding mechanics who try to repair it the quick way and then have a come back.

    "The fastest way is the longest way

    Jerry
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  18. DocWatson
    Joined: Mar 24, 2006
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    Its gotta already be here?

    SNAFU

    Situation
    Normal
    All
    Fucked
    Up

    Kinda.....ok, very O/T but I like it.

    WOMFU

    Well
    Organised
    Military (I guess you can use Motoring?)
    Fuck
    Up
     
  19. BAILEIGH INC
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    BAILEIGH INC
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    Sweet!

    Cool thread!
     
  20. rustyford40
    Joined: Nov 20, 2007
    Posts: 2,168

    rustyford40
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    from Mass Bay

    Gorilla weld= Ugly but strong
     
  21. hotrod_vixen61
    Joined: Feb 14, 2010
    Posts: 72

    hotrod_vixen61
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    from Pittsburgh

    These are good! haha




     
  22. rustyhood
    Joined: Dec 2, 2009
    Posts: 722

    rustyhood
    Member

    I have a goofy lookin donkey on a tee shirt.
    and under the donkey it reads: Im the smart one!
    Heres a few.
    My ride has high speed wobble.
    My ride is old and has a bad atitude.
    You were going how fast in my mirror?
    Hot rods made me a better welder.
    It gets 2 quarts per mile.
    Those aren't bald tires....they're racing slicks!
    I don't think thats orange peel....it looks like the whole orange!
    I see you skipped prep and painted with a roller!
    Im re-paving the street...2 tires at a time!
     
  23. Shelby Cain quote...."How many cubic inches are in a 10 pound bottle"
     
  24. aribert
    Joined: Apr 1, 2009
    Posts: 20

    aribert
    Member

    Money talks, bullshit walks

    That looks like a mule's ass sewed up with grape vine (spoken with a Texas drawl)
     
  25. nofin
    Joined: Jan 7, 2010
    Posts: 321

    nofin
    Member
    from australia

    Here's someone we all know:-

    Passionfingers!

    - Cos after they touch it, it's Fucked!!!

    Also, heard from a mechanic:

    "Torque it up to F/T!!"
    "What?"
    "Fuckin' Tight!!"
     
  26. Von Franco
    Joined: Nov 26, 2001
    Posts: 1,285

    Von Franco
    Member

    FUCK that hunk of shit. my saying on RAT RODS..................
     
  27. Back in the 50's we pulled the wheel covers to go to the drags. One of the towns old timers would yell hey kid your nuts are showin !
     
  28. " Bag's are for groceries" ............ not kustoms
     
  29. CARLOS8A
    Joined: Jan 18, 2009
    Posts: 318

    CARLOS8A
    Member
    from waukegan

    "stock height f*ck that s*it"
     
  30. :D:D I like that, thats good !!
     

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