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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by CPR Customs, Feb 9, 2006.

  1. Firepig
    Joined: Apr 9, 2009
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    They actually have Harley condoms that say that!
     
  2. yamadafacka
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    if sparks dont fly, your too high
     
  3. Mack81
    Joined: Nov 11, 2007
    Posts: 47

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    from Tennessee

    The best of all!!!
     
  4. Mack81
    Joined: Nov 11, 2007
    Posts: 47

    Mack81
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    from Tennessee

    -Keep it greasy side down
    -Shakes like an old dog shittin' logging chains
    -If you can't get one good one, get a bunch of shitty ones
    -Hand me the "all-16th's" (cresent wrench)
    -You'd be better off messin' with the biggest bear ever shit in the woods
    -My old teacher, instead of saying yes to a question would say "Does a cat have a climbing gear?" I don't know.. it's what he said all the time.
    -Uglier than a bag of hammered dog shit
    -Uglier than a bulldog eatin' mayonaise
     
  5. GuyW
    Joined: Feb 23, 2007
    Posts: 547

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    Old Indians Never Die

    Don't let the smoke out
     
  6. jaxx
    Joined: Mar 22, 2008
    Posts: 384

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    you can push a garage door 200 miles per hour if you have enough horsepower - jaxx
     
  7. csclassics
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    ....is a Bullfrog waterproof......
     
  8. il Revrunde
    Joined: Jun 22, 2005
    Posts: 224

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    My old man used to ask me if I "fouled a plug" when I farted. One day, he farted and I asked if he spun a bearing.

    Thats all I got.
     
  9. 19Fordy
    Joined: May 17, 2003
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    "Slip'n slide with power glide."
     
  10. il Revrunde
    Joined: Jun 22, 2005
    Posts: 224

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    Guy at work said this about one of our customers who's just a lil too full of "it"

    "If bullshit were snowflakes, that sumbitch would be a one man blizzard."
     
  11. MarkzRodz
    Joined: Sep 12, 2009
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    "Your car is so weak it couldn't pull a tapeworm out of my dogs ass".
     
  12. jimi'shemi291
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    "Hey, classy chassis!"

    (Actually a double entendre: Can be a complement for a guy's car, but more often heard when guys are staring at a girl's butt.)
     
  13. RatRoy
    Joined: Jul 9, 2008
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    "PRIMER IS A COLOR"

    "IT IS FINISHED DICKHEAD"

    :eek:
     
  14. RatRoy
    Joined: Jul 9, 2008
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    One more.....

    "WHEN YOUR NEED FOR SPEED OVERCOMES YOUR FEAR OF DEATH, YOU GO DRAG RACING":cool:
     
  15. As nervous as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee.
     
  16. Kreepy
    Joined: May 29, 2009
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    from Austin, Tx

    I like that one, all these are great. Good inspiration.
     
  17. artiep
    Joined: Dec 31, 2004
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    I like that diamond in a goats ass thing, maybe I'll make into a sticker.:rolleyes:
     
  18. Ebbsspeed
    Joined: Nov 11, 2005
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    From our own Ebbs Speed Shop logo:

    "When the green flag drops, all the bullshit stops!"
     

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  19. jjjmm56
    Joined: Feb 7, 2009
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    from FL.

    If you want more inches STROKE IT !!
     
  20. az67goat
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    from Mesa, AZ

    I laughed till I cryed at this one...
     
  21. Flatheadguy
    Joined: Dec 2, 2008
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    "Cut it too short and you always weld it back on....
    But cut it too long and you're screwed"!!
    or
    "That'll buff right out"
    or
    "This is the way the factory does it"
    or
    "Give it a tap with a hammer
    and let's see what happens"
     
    Last edited: Oct 31, 2009
  22. Faster than a cat trying to take a sh#t on a hot tin roof.
    If you need a hammer honey check the back seat.
     
  23. il Revrunde
    Joined: Jun 22, 2005
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    OK, admittedly I'm stealing this from the Venture Brothers cartoon.

    "Imma work harder than a cat tryin' to bury a turd in a marble floor"


    But I still giggle every time someone says "you don't know shit from shinola"
     
  24. Cut55
    Joined: Dec 1, 2007
    Posts: 1,978

    Cut55
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    from WA

    Easy on that clutch Bill, you'll fuck that engine. (George Carlin's bit where we replace the word "kill" with the word "fuck.")

    Rev it higher.

    You're doing it wrong.

    Here, let me try.

    Yeah, I've done this before. (When he hasn't.) (Applies to many things.)

    Yeah, I'll bring it back.

    I owe you one.

    I'm tight on cash right now.

    Too rich for my blood.

    This always works.

    Worked for me.

    I know a guy who has one of those.

    I could have bought one of those cheap back in blah-blah-blah.

    Oh yeah, mine was a lot faster.

    I never lost a race.

    Most guys were scared of me.

    Nobody would race me after that.

    I held the record at blah-blah dragstrip back in the day.

    You should let me make a pass with it, I'll show you how it's done.

    You young guys don't know shit.

    You old guys don't know shit.

    You guys don't know shit.

    No shit?

    That guy's a squirrel.

    All show and no go.
     
  25. vintagekustom
    Joined: Oct 6, 2009
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    from Boise, ID

    confucius say: man who stand in front of car get tired... man who stand behind car get exhausted
     
  26. John Stimac
    Joined: Jan 15, 2008
    Posts: 518

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    " Last night I slipped her the gut wrench "
     
  27. blojectedj
    Joined: Nov 9, 2009
    Posts: 117

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    from oklahoma

    My uncle always said "anything can fly if you throw it hard enough"
     
  28. lamy_chop
    Joined: Aug 3, 2009
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    got a few myself, some are variations of other posts though:

    "chrome don't get you home, but flat black will always bring you back."

    "i use 'german torque', good'n'tight."

    "it's all fun and games till someone gets hurt, than it's just fun."

    "it's not just good, it's good enough."

    "drive it like somebody else rented it."

    and one of my personal favorites, "close only counts with horse shoes and hand grenades."
     
  29. lamy_chop
    Joined: Aug 3, 2009
    Posts: 131

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    one i forgot:

    "if at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer"
     
  30. merlinsoars
    Joined: Mar 19, 2010
    Posts: 30

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    from hemet

    haha some great ones
    heres mine
    "I rather eat shit that ride in a ford"
    "if it dont go chrome it"
    "beat to shape, file to fit paint to match"
    "two tacos hi" (rates in there with the sparks comment)
    " ya snooze ya loose".. something Shirley Shahann didnt do
    "could cross thread a mayonaise jar" hehe weve all known someone like this
    "fetch this" Old hound dog laying down with the middle finger up
     

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