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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by junkboy, Jan 21, 2004.

  1. junkboy
    Joined: Dec 30, 2003
    Posts: 55

    junkboy
    Member
    from Las Vegas

    Hey, where are all these hecklers I've heard about?? I'm the new guy, remember?? Aren't you even gonna give me hell about my name choice?? Surely somebody has a jab. Meanwhile, I've changed out 322's in my 56 Buick and developed a new appreciation for the heft of the dyna slow, dyna "don't grow no mo", dynaflow transmission. Ever done one?? OK Buick, ya got me that was really funny. NOT. Anyway, thing runs really well. Give ya some pics when camera is working. Peace. Remember, we're not here for a long time--we're here for a good time.
     
  2. Fraz
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 1,818

    Fraz
    Member
    from Dixon, MO

    Hehe, dynaflows, the "takes 30 minutes to remove, ALL F'N DAY to put back in" transmission. I feel your pain, have 3 dynaflows myself.
     
  3. 286merc
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 1,793

    286merc
    Member
    from Pelham, NH

    One of the first jobs I had as a kid between HS and joining the Navy was as a grunt in a garage.
    I still have nightmares of swapping a Dynaslow out in a 49 Roadmaster!

    If you dont want me to heckle you then include your town in your profile.
     
  4. Elrod
    Joined: Aug 7, 2002
    Posts: 3,566

    Elrod
    Member

    Ok.

    Hey Mark!

    You suck!

    Welcome to the HAMB!
     

  5. OK junkboy, I guess that counts as an intro/question.
    I'd like to have a good time here, wherever here is, so fire me off some of whatever it takes to have a goodtime, and I'll try and figure out where here is.

    OK do you drive/build with junk or are ya strung out.
    sorry, I'm just about of heckle today.
    Welcome I think, unless that's not your intro.
    The PknBner
     
  6. Welcome aboard!

    And another tip... if you have more than one alias, make sure the town names in your profile are from two towns that are at least 50 miles apart.

    Sam.
     
  7. momentumfoto
    Joined: Jan 9, 2004
    Posts: 626

    momentumfoto
    Member
    from Yes

    It's no fun when you are expecting it.... haha here goes... welcome asshole and fill out your profile correctly.

    bp
     
  8. your mom wears army boots!!!

    good enough for you [​IMG]
     
  9. zman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2001
    Posts: 16,730

    zman
    Member
    from Garner, NC

    Ha ha, very funny. Bet you think your a f@ckin' comedian...

    Oh yeah welcome to the HAMB...
     
  10. You have to be wothy of insults as well my friend.

    I would welcome you but I'm not sure I like you yet [​IMG]
     
  11. cheaterslick
    Joined: Nov 2, 2003
    Posts: 805

    cheaterslick
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    that was really funny. NOT.

    [/ QUOTE ]


    Ok WAYNE'S WORLD. That's like when somebody's dad says "exellent"....ugh......then there's "sweet", "bad boy", "puppy", "24-7", etc. etc.



    [​IMG]
     
  12. Rocket88
    Joined: Jul 11, 2001
    Posts: 912

    Rocket88
    Member

    I bet Germ could make him cry!

    Where is he when someone needs a good ass rippin?
     
  13. Judd
    Joined: Feb 26, 2003
    Posts: 1,894

    Judd
    Member

    Junkboy
    Welcome from another 56 Buick owner. I've removed the Dynaflow twice in mine [​IMG] Is there any thing on a 56 Buick that ain't heavy? I want a bumper sticker that says Buick the other heavy metal! Some body did this photo shop for me on here.

    Judd
     
  14. junkboy sounds like a vato hype that cant get no oxycotin and smoked alot of sheetrock chunks off the dirty floor
     
  15. Fuck you pussy boy. Quit spending all of your time worrying about your damn piece of shit dynaflo and shove that digital camera up your ass sideways.

    How's that [​IMG]
     
  16. momentumfoto
    Joined: Jan 9, 2004
    Posts: 626

    momentumfoto
    Member
    from Yes

    haha... now we are gettin somewhere!
     
  17. ESnacky6
    Joined: Aug 28, 2002
    Posts: 1,067

    ESnacky6
    Member

    the 'real' hecklers are on 'watch' by the owner of the site...

    they can't get too crazy or they will get in 'trouble'...

    Hahahaha..!! So yeah, where you from junkboy..??


     
  18. How's this?
    Mark, you ignorant slut!
    Under the circumstances, that's the best I can do tonight. Junkboy's grampa lives across the street from me. The kid usta come over to see what I was working on when he was at Gramp's house visiting and one day he comes rolling up in some kinda ricer...honda or sumthun. He showed an interest in my daily driver, a slammed 79 F-100 shortbox. It had a camaro subframe, Olds 12 bolt and a 400 pontiac engine with a fresh light orange primer job with american straight spokers all around. He axed me how much and I shot him a price...don't remember how much but I'll be damned if he didn't come back with money! Junkboy had the truck painted a bright, light yellow. I got photos of it before and after I sold it to him.....
    Now, he's too good to live with us poor folk in the midwest..he lives in VEGAS!!!!! Squires them showgirls around on his arm every night.
    Congrats on getting the Buick running ok and welcome to the HAMB!
     
  19. colorado51
    Joined: Feb 24, 2003
    Posts: 1,576

    colorado51
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    I bet Germ could make him cry!

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Germ who? [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  20. colorado51
    Joined: Feb 24, 2003
    Posts: 1,576

    colorado51
    Member

    Welcome dickhead, now fill out your bio!
     
  21. [ QUOTE ]
    Junkboy
    Welcome from another 56 Buick owner. I've removed the Dynaflow twice in mine [​IMG] Is there anything on a Buick that aint heavy? Judd

    [/ QUOTE ]

    When I was in highschool my girl friend was on the hood of mine. She wasn't heavy, oh wait a minute she was a fat girl!!!

    OK junk you don't date fatgirls do ya? Welll I feel better today.
    Guess it still aint up to par [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     

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