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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by povertyflats, Sep 28, 2010.
Happy Birfday Bob....
I hope something "stands" today
things are dangling already
you will always be uglier, no way uglier than me
It would be a great gift, indeed, if you would restart that thread with more of your great stories
thanks for all the attention. Damn it hurts to be 39
I was going to say that "50 is the new 30"... then I saw your cane and well um... "50 is your new 70!!!!"
Happy Birthday Bob, your catching up LOL
Happy Birthday Bob!
Last week you were talking about moles on someones back, now your 39 again. As long as I don't have to listen to you talk about 69, it will be ok. LOL
Hope your day was good.
Sorry I missed this post Bob. Happy birthday, for the 50th time! Really you are just a pup. I am 3 years your senior, so dont forget to respect your elders.Larry
I heard this advice from a muuuccchhh older friend of mine, but maybe you can use it Bob....
1. Never pass up the opportunity to pee...(even if it's in a mastercylinder)
2. Never waste an erection, even if you're by yourself
3. Never trust a fart.....
Happy belated birthday Bob.....now where's my Willys
Happy 60th Bob!! (a little late)
You have to be older than me (in my mind anyway), so I'm just gonna round up.
I hope you had a good one!
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY! Hope you had a good one!
Still a young man...happy birthday.
You are now officialy going BACKWARDS and you have surpassed the time when your age equaled a good BOOB-SIZE !!! Happy Birthday Robert-----A >>>>.
Happy Belated B-Day!!!
geez, you guys just have to remind me!
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