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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by 50Fraud, Sep 2, 2008.

  1. Parts48
    Joined: Mar 28, 2008
    Posts: 1,521

    Parts48
    Member
    from Tucson, Az
    1. Hot Rod Veterans

    Test..? We don need no stinckin test...

    At least not the kind you get after fifty..with the long probe and the little camera...
     
  2. JeffreyJames
    Joined: Jun 13, 2007
    Posts: 16,612

    JeffreyJames
    Member
    from SUGAR CITY

    I'd like to think that I have an Old Soul but being only 26 probably does not really help me as far as an Old Fart.
     
  3. Mazooma1
    Joined: Jun 5, 2007
    Posts: 13,598

    Mazooma1
    Member

    I picked up some of these signs that I can take to future events....you know, just so nobody gets hurt...

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  4. Be sure to bring those to the Gathering of the Geezers in October.
     
  5. That's Albert Einstein?

    Geez, he looks like my 8th grade math teacher.

    No wonder math class was so hard to get through....;)
     
  6. Mazooma1
    Joined: Jun 5, 2007
    Posts: 13,598

    Mazooma1
    Member

    It would look good by the "Viper Pit"......:)
     
  7. There are always comfy chairs and shade for geezers at the Viper's Pit.
     
  8. Retrorod
    Joined: Jan 25, 2006
    Posts: 2,032

    Retrorod
    Member

    I guess I HAD to join.........Saturday after the PrimerNats I had to go take a nap before heading over to Kiwi Kev's place. That's awful.
     
  9. Mr. Creosote
    Joined: Feb 27, 2006
    Posts: 275

    Mr. Creosote
    Member

    Not the comfy chair!!!!!!!!! :eek: Next you'll be poking us with the... Soft cushions!!!!!
     
  10. 50Fraud
    Joined: May 6, 2001
    Posts: 9,999

    50Fraud
    Member

    For those who couldn't find the qualification test, I'll repeat it here. Pick one:

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    If you're not sure whether you got the right answer, you're in the wrong place.
     
  11. BLT2DRIVE
    Joined: Feb 11, 2007
    Posts: 26

    BLT2DRIVE
    Member

    Turn your head and cough. Turn the other way, O K, cough. You pass.....
     
  12. JeffB2
    Joined: Dec 18, 2006
    Posts: 9,123

    JeffB2
    Member
    from Phoenix,AZ

    Damn! I thought it was THE GREEK!
     
  13. themodernartist
    Joined: Feb 16, 2006
    Posts: 155

    themodernartist
    Member

    Get off the damn grass!
     
  14. 61TBird
    Joined: Mar 16, 2008
    Posts: 2,640

    61TBird
    Member

    When you make it to "Old Fart" status,these will be considered "Traditional"....:D:D:D

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    I'm too young to be an "Old Fart" and too old to be a "Punk Kid"......
     
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  15. rick finch
    Joined: May 26, 2008
    Posts: 2,003

    rick finch
    Member

    Okay people, looks like we'll have to add a 2nd story to our tree house...the secrets out!
     
  16. Boyd Who
    Joined: Nov 9, 2001
    Posts: 2,196

    Boyd Who
    Member

    Needs red wheels. :D
     
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  17. I just joined up. Then I had a browse through. Finally I found a place I feel right at home.
    Uh.... sorry I pooped on the carpet guys, self-control is not what it once was.... :eek:
     
  18. Parts48
    Joined: Mar 28, 2008
    Posts: 1,521

    Parts48
    Member
    from Tucson, Az
    1. Hot Rod Veterans

    ..Dam...why did you post this..

    rick thought it was chocolate....
     
  19. If any of you people are interested in joining, there are some other requirements in addition to the aforementioned "test".




    Every prospective member must undergo a thorough physical ....

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    If accepted into the OFC, the new member must go through the initiation phase ....

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    There is an official uniform that must be purchased and worn to all meetings. It also must be worn to any place where a member will be representing the Old Farts' Club (OFC). The purchase price is $499.99.
    One size fits all ....

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    You must learn the secret handshake ....
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    You must like to dance the Polka ....

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    This is our leader. He's known for his "Pootin'" ....

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    The OFC is not all about serious business. Not at all. Once the work is done, we all head down to Hooters to hang out ....

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  20. Bill Rinaldi
    Joined: Mar 23, 2006
    Posts: 1,870

    Bill Rinaldi
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    Sorry guys , I guess I'm too old to understand what button to push to join. O.F.RINALDI
     
  21. model.A.keith
    Joined: Mar 19, 2007
    Posts: 6,279

    model.A.keith
    Member

  22. First test was a no brainer, the second test and initiation confuses me. I've never been to Hooters,but I have a hard time imagining that's what all the fuss is about.
    Signed. Sheltered Life


    Posted using the Full Custom H.A.M.B. App!
     
  23. PVTA Jay
    Joined: Dec 17, 2010
    Posts: 149

    PVTA Jay
    Member

    I'm in. The wife says I been an Old Fart for a long time and I smell like it
     
  24. We all know wives can't take a joke!:D HRP
     
  25. Merlin
    Joined: Apr 9, 2005
    Posts: 2,546

    Merlin
    Member
    from Inman, SC

    I've already had my physical but I like polka......... [​IMG]
     
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  26. I stole this from Roothawg but I think Mexican red pointy toed boot & polka should fit in here nicely.. HRP

    Botas-Picudas.jpg
     
  27. Merlin
    Joined: Apr 9, 2005
    Posts: 2,546

    Merlin
    Member
    from Inman, SC

    That's gotta hurt. [​IMG]
     
  28. you'll poke your eye out when you go to lace them up
     
  29. Merlin
    Joined: Apr 9, 2005
    Posts: 2,546

    Merlin
    Member
    from Inman, SC

    Naa needs to be like this.
    wheelchair_hotrod.jpg~original.jpg
     
  30. Herb Kephart
    Joined: Jan 9, 2017
    Posts: 99

    Herb Kephart
    Member

    Back before the "improvement" I was a regular at the OFC. Then, with everything scrambled around I couldn't get back on--said that I had insufficient privileges. Still says the same damn thing. Who do I have to bow down to to get back in the club?
    Herb
     
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