HAIKU: Let's Get a Little SOPHISTIMACASHUN Up in Here. HOT ROD POETRY? Yeah, so?

Funny-ass-shit
The H.A.M.B. is where it's at
Thanks for the laughs guys!!




BloodyKnuckles

 

Oh, Nitromethane
I Love The Cackle You Make
So Sweet Is Your Smell

 

PINSTRIPER

Colorfull lines you make
So fine is the art
You go find real job before everyone in the house starves to death.

 

This is the gayest thing ive seen on the hamb since that hrd guy pierced his dinger and then went to commit suicide................

 

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Ah yes, the Aaron incident

 

Thank you.

 

Black Saturday

Server down today
No Mexican Beer, Ryan
Thanks for your efforts

 

spent all day
looking at car pictures
dialup connection

 

How-to-patina?
And why no love for black prime?
I wish Germ was back.

 

I have a Shoebox,
traded my Buick for it.
I liam digging it.

Bob Bleed did the chop,
and Fat lucky did the seats -
I will finish it.

My daily driver?
Nineteen fifty five Chevy,
it's a pickup truck.

Goodguys Bowling Green,
We will be there next weekend -
hope to see you there.

High And Mighty Board,
don't even try to fit in,
you are not worthy.

 

Rockabilly

Your tunes suck
Turn down your blown radio shack six by nines
I want to go poop

 

Chicks dig sweet poetry,
Hot Rod Haiku attracts hairy men,
KIRK likes rainbows.

 

Hippies like herb,
Chicks like midgets,
Follow the yellow brick road.

 

Kiwi's like "Candy",
Graffiti is cool,
Kev wants roadtrip for large wood!!

 

Hey Skip, I'm little nervous about the upcoming visit. We're going to see the Redwoods right?

 

hot rod bimbo made me spit on my keyboard. f-ing hilarious.

 

Syllables in haiku:

1. 5
2. 7
3. 5

For those that need technical assistance with syllables:
http://www.wordcalc.com/

Please refrain from nontraditional haiku.

 

Enough. This thread sux

 

hot rods and customs
The sarge has a point you should hear
off topic is reet

 

O Fonzie You made Kirk's posts so entertaining Please come back to us

 

crap this is funny
and it will surely get locked.
what is ur dream ride?

 

ABone coupe gray
Done Rust Done
Paint never flys

 

CHROME
Like a drug you are
A narcotic for my eye
Instant enjoyment


To My Favorite GG Photog
Did you see my car?
How do I know if I won?
Picture in Gazette?


KIRK!
Poetry is Gay
Although is way too much fun
Emperor Approved!

​

 

History rewritten;

Rusty flat black car
too many bad photographs
please finish your ride


Paul

 

Then why would you post on it? Thanks for bringing it back to the top though.

 

Average HAMBer

You guys make me laugh
Take life too seriously
Get sense of humor


Average HAMBer 2.0

Life can be more fun
Try making fun of yourself
It works every time

 

AND SO IT BEGINS

My dads first new car
Sitting out back since '50
Hot rod dreams, let's go!

 

70
Watch'n the show from the chair
That music sucked fifties years ago
Fucking kids don't know shit from shinola

 

Traditional speed

A wise man once said
It's not how fast you can go
It's HOW you go fast



Standard

Why run an auto
Stick shift cars more FUN to drive
fuck automatics

 

KIRK!
Gay Good Guys Rep don't drop the soap
Rainbows and Bunnies Unicorns and Lace
Dickfer Henweigh's home in your Mom