HAIKU: Let's Get a Little SOPHISTIMACASHUN Up in Here. HOT ROD POETRY? Yeah, so?

Guys, 5-7-5!
Lets keep it on topic here!
Dont want to get closed!

 

The Fonz

Feathered fifties hair?
Dumb cheap-ass leather jacket
Your taste in cars sucks


Fonzie's Pants

 

Early Hemis

Half-sphere shaped chamber
heavy, wide, expensive too
nitro-swilling whale.

 

KIRK!

KIRK! is fucking weird
But he is one funny dude
So I'll play along

 

Likes

Chorizo and eggs
North west swell, nobody out
Backroads, customs low

KIRK thank you for giving me the avenue to purge my inner most thoughts. I feel so much lighter now. So liberating...

 

hot rods and customs

were once the norm on the HAMB

now we have gay poems

 

Poetry is in
Hot rods and customs are out
Get with the times, man

 

Friday

Bored in the office
Outside is so nice and cool
I am out of here

 

That is not a Haiku
my thread from '08 stayed open
don't be a buzz kill

 

The 70s...
creeper mustaches
big blocks and tits hanging out
why no love for you?

 

Laugh so hard
out flew a booger
and some wee wee too

 

HAMB

So faithful and true
But the garage is calling
Why can't I delete you

 

KIRK!

Put down the joint
Please build us another
May Cause Dangerous

 

KIRK?
Strange Tattooed Fellow
Camera Ready For Pictures
Closeup Shot Radish

 

Waaaaaaa

Sensitive HAMBer
Don't take it so serious
Fun is part of it

 

Rebel without a clue
Hey you rat rod boy
you just want to be different
like everyone else.


Tradition?
tattoo'd covered arms
flat black four door creations
just like the 50s

Ode to MCD
May Cause Dangerous
flaky, sparkly, perfection
automotive porn

Punny
what are you writing?
He said it was a Haiku
I said god bless you.

 

memories

Liberace says
into hot rods not grammer
in a belly tank

 

The Mother

Can we title change?
The mother of Haiku threads
P.M. Jeffrey James

 

KIRK!

Snuggles and cuddles
at my moms house naked now?
wheres my pinche gun?!?!

 

CAR SHOW!
This is fun they say
Up at five still drunk late night
I still stink like gas

 

This thread says "rat rod" in it. Now it has to be banned from here forever lest feelings get hurt!

Sad. I was enjoying reading it.

 

RAD! I love this one, Tom.

 

1926/27 Decklid A.P.B.

I need a decklid.
I search and plead, nothing yet.
It's making me crazed.

 

With apologies to Li-Po,

Leaning over ragtop,
Shoebox nitrocellulose
Spade black, Kirk fell in!

 

I shot tea out of my nose when I read that one. Great thread!! Here's one:

Prayer to the God of the Interwebs

Hast thou forsaken?
Penitence and teary pleas
The HAMB has gone down

 

RYAN

Has not chimmed in yet
hes gonna ban all of us
but, damn it was fun!!!

 

swap meet car show time
why so early always
now too tired to enjoy

 

I don't think he will
Hopefully he will write one
He likes good humor

 

Swap Meet Seller

I don't want to hear
It sells for that on eBay
Then don't sell at swaps

 

What does my wife know
This is not a time waster
The HAMB keeps me sane