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HAIKU: Let's Get a Little SOPHISTIMACASHUN Up in Here. HOT ROD POETRY? Yeah, so?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by KIRK!, Oct 8, 2010.

  1. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
    Posts: 12,032

    KIRK!
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    Today H.A.M.B stands for Haiku Appreciation Message Board.

    Shhhh, just let the worldliness wash over you.

    The formula is 5 syllables -7 syllables - 5 syllables

    Let's read your Haikus
    They should be about hot rods
    Why are you waiting?

    [​IMG]


    Driveshaft

    Oh spinning steel tube
    Underappreciated
    Ever-faithful tube


    Stromberg 97

    Why do you leak so?
    You seem to need a diaper
    Love you anyway


    Cheater Slick

    Why always cheating?
    Why not just follow the rules?
    Your groove fools no one


    Deuce Roadster

    OK already
    Just how many do we need?
    Oh, you’re steel? So what


    The Bug

    Not much there, I see
    Just where is the rest of you?
    So little, so great


    Photo Bimbo

    Hey, get off my car!
    It’s not yours, dolled-up slut clown
    Go find a rat rod


    Rat Rodder

    Yes, you built your car
    I can tell, it looks like shit
    Garbage is not cool


    Flathead

    You’re inefficient
    Yet there is no one cooler
    I’m OK with that


    Rally Wheel

    Why are you on there?
    You are not a hot rod part
    Stay out of white walls


    Lower in the Back

    Just kustoms tail-drag
    You’re hot rod looks dumb ass-low
    Please stop already


    Bonneville

    Am I on the moon?
    I thought it was made of cheese
    Apparently not


    Name My Car

    Please help with a name
    ‘Cause I need help being cool
    Cum Dumpster sounds good


    Traditional

    I give myself rules
    I will emulate the past
    I’m a hot rod nerd


    The Start

    Two lanes down to there
    Heart beats, waiting for the tree
    Horsepower at foot


    Lawn Chair

    You hold that old man
    Make him get up and see cars
    Don’t come here again


    Rat Rod

    Spiderwebs and skulls
    Rubber rats and a street sign
    The whole thing’s just wrong


    Chop Top

    Take some off the top
    Oh yes, you CAN cut too much
    Should look natural


    Good Kustom

    Good taste is the key
    Make it look better than stock
    Sleek, smooth, long and low


    Bad Kustom

    You wanted it cool
    But you took it WAY too far
    Now you just look dumb
     
    Last edited: Oct 6, 2011
  2. monsterflake
    Joined: May 13, 2003
    Posts: 3,763

    monsterflake
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    my faves; rally wheel and traditional. 'hot rod nerd'...
     
  3. JeffreyJames
    Joined: Jun 13, 2007
    Posts: 16,599

    JeffreyJames
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    from SUGAR CITY

    Photo Bimbo and Rally Wheel are my favorite.
     
  4. LANCE-SPEED
    Joined: Aug 10, 2006
    Posts: 2,259

    LANCE-SPEED
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    define HAIKU???????
     
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  5. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
    Posts: 12,032

    KIRK!
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    n., pl., haiku, also -kus.

    -A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons (or about hot rods).

    -A poem written in this form.
     
  6. RichG
    Joined: Dec 8, 2008
    Posts: 3,917

    RichG
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    Those were great, loved the "photo bimbo"... "name my car" made me laugh:D
     
  7. Jobe
    Joined: Oct 19, 2004
    Posts: 1,248

    Jobe
    Member
    from Austin, Tx

    Cadillac

    Big beautiful fins
    Chrome dripping from front to back
    Cruise on down the road
     
  8. Photo Bimbo for sure

    Gary PAYS you for this?!
     
  9. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
    Posts: 12,032

    KIRK!
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    Nope. Unfortunately my incredible poetry skills are refined on my off time.
     
  10. He should.....
     
  11. Mazooma1
    Joined: Jun 5, 2007
    Posts: 13,599

    Mazooma1
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  12. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
    Posts: 12,032

    KIRK!
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    I know!




    What unsophisticated bastard rated my thread ONE STAR! You probably drink with your pinkie down too..........animal!
     
  13. LANCE-SPEED
    Joined: Aug 10, 2006
    Posts: 2,259

    LANCE-SPEED
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    OOHH Haiku!
    CRY BABY DOLL

    my street rod is cool
    check out my crybaby doll
    now Im more cool
     
  14. LANCE-SPEED
    Joined: Aug 10, 2006
    Posts: 2,259

    LANCE-SPEED
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    Dup how did that happen??
     
  15. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
    Posts: 12,032

    KIRK!
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    yes!
     
  16. Has that funny beard
    Love His Colorful Pictures
    Goofball way out west.
     
  17. BOWTIE BROWN
    Joined: Mar 30, 2010
    Posts: 3,254

    BOWTIE BROWN
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    cheater slick & rat rodder.
     
  18. Slick Willy
    Joined: Aug 3, 2008
    Posts: 3,008

    Slick Willy
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    :p:rolleyes::p:rolleyes::p:rolleyes:

    Kirk!, What the f man?
    What a stupid thread you made!
    It will get closed soon.

    :D
     
  19. junk yard kid
    Joined: Nov 11, 2007
    Posts: 2,718

    junk yard kid
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    i like drive shaft
    It made me laugh, so what
    cant think of anything else
     
  20. -Brent-
    Joined: Nov 20, 2006
    Posts: 5,150

    -Brent-
    Member

    The Fonz

    Where has Fonzi gone?
    I noticed his pants for sale.
    His faves made me smile.
     
  21. Mentor.

    I know a Legend.
    Taught me everything I know.
    I call him my dad.
     
  22. Scrub Line

    Your car is too low
    I know you think it looks cool
    Flat tires really do suck.
     
  23. Strange Agent
    Joined: Sep 29, 2008
    Posts: 2,879

    Strange Agent
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    from Ponder, TX

    Peculiar thread,
    What is the point of this?
    Shut it down now.

    :D

    Just kidding homie,
    I think Haiku is alright,
    Write on my friend.

    ~~~

    I think I don't know what a syllable is... like the last letter on most words seem to be another sound. Help a poor fool?
     
  24. Mr.Musico
    Joined: Jan 7, 2007
    Posts: 1,581

    Mr.Musico
    Member
    from SoCal

    inspirational, suddenly I crave a latte better yet tea and crumpets
     
  25. NoSurf
    Joined: Jul 26, 2002
    Posts: 4,112

    NoSurf
    Member

    Convertable

    cruising with no top
    i look up and see the stars
    wind envelops me
     
  26. Floor.

    U-joint spinning fast
    its right next to your leg pal
    its going to hurt.
     
  27. The Fonz
    Joined: Aug 28, 2008
    Posts: 39

    The Fonz
    Member
    from Milwaukee

  28. CADILLAC AL
    Joined: Feb 22, 2007
    Posts: 299

    CADILLAC AL
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    1. oHIo

    Roadsters are red
    Hardtops are blue
    I like spagetti

    Al:cool:
     
  29. -Brent-
    Joined: Nov 20, 2006
    Posts: 5,150

    -Brent-
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    M.C.D.

    May Cause Dangerous
    Had hippy pants on the hood
    Made Starliners cool
     
  30. RichG
    Joined: Dec 8, 2008
    Posts: 3,917

    RichG
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    HAMB police are here
    post deleted for drama
    Oh KIRK! save me
     

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