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Got the police called on me....

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Fidget, Sep 12, 2010.

  1. racinman
    Joined: Dec 30, 2008
    Posts: 952


    That is funny right there!
  2. Mr48chev
    Joined: Dec 28, 2007
    Posts: 27,506


    Damn, now I have to clean beer spots off the computer screen. That is some funny stuff.

    I skin myself up enough out working on projects with jeans on I sure don't want to try it with shorts on.
  3. RichG
    Joined: Dec 8, 2008
    Posts: 3,917


  4. KillerKustom
    Joined: Aug 28, 2007
    Posts: 286


  5. 73RR
    Joined: Jan 29, 2007
    Posts: 6,392

    Member that is what its called these days...ya know, some penicillin might help...:D

  6. 1/2 inch? I hope thats not fitting it over the end..........:eek:
  7. Buddy Palumbo
    Joined: Mar 30, 2008
    Posts: 3,868

    Buddy Palumbo

    Pretty funny story , Fidget . So what did the cops say to ya ??
  8. Reminds me of the time I was pinstriping at the Nude Car Show............You really have to be careful not to spill the thinner.............and NO I'm not posting pictures!
  9. 56sedandelivery
    Joined: Nov 21, 2006
    Posts: 6,353


    Next time, be sure to put a sock and shoe on that middle leg of yours. So really, what did the fuzz have to say, and did they follow up with the the woman? Butch/56sedandelivery.
  10. 50Delux
    Joined: Oct 19, 2009
    Posts: 153

    from Michigan

    2 full pages and I still have a tear in my eye!!!!:D
  11. That's some funny shit right there!!!!
    You either have a LOOOOONG jacket,or some short shorts,hahaha!
  12. mt94ss
    Joined: Jul 25, 2010
    Posts: 310


    That is funny!!! In Oregon, it's OK for ugly chicks to garden nude, a dude to get his mail and paper nude, have full on sex acts at strip clubs, but you can't wear a lab coat and shorts when working in your shop? I'm glad I live in Washington...:D


  13. 61TBird
    Joined: Mar 16, 2008
    Posts: 2,640


    Is this your Neighbor?? :D

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  14. You didn't happen to see Any 'Flying purple people eaters' out there did you?
  15. rocknrollratfink
    Joined: Jun 21, 2009
    Posts: 191

    from LA

    The funny part is the cops know it was bogus, but that ladies still doesn't know that.
  16. Francisco Plumbero
    Joined: May 6, 2010
    Posts: 2,536

    Francisco Plumbero
    from il.

    Merciful Mary Saint a Luchia, I laughed so hard my old lady started yelling at me for making too much noise, I read some more and I'm trying to not laugh loud and dammit I just threw up all over the place, sonnof a bug you guys sure got me in a jar of shit with a tight lid here. First I want to know where in the heck did Mazooma ever find a picture of my brother, second jupmin jehooza farts, if you got such ugly hairy legs cover em up some poor kid in the park will be waking up to scream dreams from that ugly tussle of hair. Damn carpet won't come clean, IS THIS YOUR NEIGHBOR?, that's what did it.
  17. billys54
    Joined: Apr 16, 2006
    Posts: 1,295


    Some people have nothing better to do, but i bet you got a laugh out of it
  18. falconsprint63
    Joined: May 17, 2007
    Posts: 2,359

    from Mayberry

    that's funny as hell--but it still begs the question--shorts and a jacket? I'm just sayin.
  19. Rice n Beans Garage
    Joined: Dec 17, 2006
    Posts: 1,495

    Rice n Beans Garage

    Hope you Finished pinstriping !!
  20. Rice n Beans Garage
    Joined: Dec 17, 2006
    Posts: 1,495

    Rice n Beans Garage

    Oh I forgot, "and Wash your Hands"
  21. Fidget
    Joined: Sep 10, 2004
    Posts: 1,011


    I'm one of those short stumpy guys. My shop coat goes to just above my knees. Cop thot it was pretty funny, then we talked cars for a while.

    Haven't had the Ford out for a long time. Got it cleaned up, and took it to the 9/11 memorial car show here in town. Caught a driveway when I was getting gas, tore my exhaust. sounds like total shit now. Guess I need to do some nude welding and fix it!

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  22. Fidget
    Joined: Sep 10, 2004
    Posts: 1,011


    Yep, that was the look I was sporting!! Difference is, I bet that guy isn't wearing any pants!

  23. Francisco Plumbero
    Joined: May 6, 2010
    Posts: 2,536

    Francisco Plumbero
    from il.

    I either see pants or a colonscopy bag.
  24. rcranger
    Joined: Oct 1, 2007
    Posts: 231

    from ilion ny

    what he is not saying is the shorts were like officer dangle's on reno 911 , now that would be funny
  25. chaddilac
    Joined: Mar 21, 2006
    Posts: 13,862


    Eric!! Quit wearing crotchless cargoes!!!!!! :D
  26. kingpins
    Joined: Apr 27, 2009
    Posts: 623


  27. That woman should go to Pomona Swap Meet. An old fucker with man-boobs walks in front of me in shorts, no I start to laugh my friend points out a tan-line for a thong:eek:
  28. Well far out maaan. But I hope it wasn't all the way out.

    So did you get sited or just inspected. If I was Porky Piggin' I would probably just get told that the local comedy shop was in Westport.:eek:
  29. R Frederick
    Joined: Mar 30, 2009
    Posts: 2,660

    R Frederick
    from illinois

    No pictures?
  30. Sjiefaa
    Joined: May 18, 2009
    Posts: 168

    from Holland

    I saw the picture she took. Have to say, it was on the edge.

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