The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Fidget, Sep 12, 2010.
That is funny right there!
Damn, now I have to clean beer spots off the computer screen. That is some funny stuff.
I skin myself up enough out working on projects with jeans on I sure don't want to try it with shorts on.
..so that is what its called these days...ya know, some penicillin might help...
1/2 inch? I hope thats not fitting it over the end..........
Pretty funny story , Fidget . So what did the cops say to ya ??
Reminds me of the time I was pinstriping at the Nude Car Show............You really have to be careful not to spill the thinner.............and NO I'm not posting pictures!
Next time, be sure to put a sock and shoe on that middle leg of yours. So really, what did the fuzz have to say, and did they follow up with the the woman? Butch/56sedandelivery.
2 full pages and I still have a tear in my eye!!!!
That's some funny shit right there!!!!
You either have a LOOOOONG jacket,or some short shorts,hahaha!
That is funny!!! In Oregon, it's OK for ugly chicks to garden nude, a dude to get his mail and paper nude, have full on sex acts at strip clubs, but you can't wear a lab coat and shorts when working in your shop? I'm glad I live in Washington...
Is this your Neighbor??
You didn't happen to see Any 'Flying purple people eaters' out there did you?
The funny part is the cops know it was bogus, but that ladies still doesn't know that.
Merciful Mary Saint a Luchia, I laughed so hard my old lady started yelling at me for making too much noise, I read some more and I'm trying to not laugh loud and dammit I just threw up all over the place, sonnof a bug you guys sure got me in a jar of shit with a tight lid here. First I want to know where in the heck did Mazooma ever find a picture of my brother, second jupmin jehooza farts, if you got such ugly hairy legs cover em up some poor kid in the park will be waking up to scream dreams from that ugly tussle of hair. Damn carpet won't come clean, IS THIS YOUR NEIGHBOR?, that's what did it.
Some people have nothing better to do, but i bet you got a laugh out of it
that's funny as hell--but it still begs the question--shorts and a jacket? I'm just sayin.
Hope you Finished pinstriping !!
Oh I forgot, "and Wash your Hands"
I'm one of those short stumpy guys. My shop coat goes to just above my knees. Cop thot it was pretty funny, then we talked cars for a while.
Haven't had the Ford out for a long time. Got it cleaned up, and took it to the 9/11 memorial car show here in town. Caught a driveway when I was getting gas, tore my exhaust. sounds like total shit now. Guess I need to do some nude welding and fix it!
Yep, that was the look I was sporting!! Difference is, I bet that guy isn't wearing any pants!
I either see pants or a colonscopy bag.
what he is not saying is the shorts were like officer dangle's on reno 911 , now that would be funny
Eric!! Quit wearing crotchless cargoes!!!!!!
That woman should go to Pomona Swap Meet. An old fucker with man-boobs walks in front of me in shorts, no shirt....as I start to laugh my friend points out a tan-line for a thong
Well far out maaan. But I hope it wasn't all the way out.
So did you get sited or just inspected. If I was Porky Piggin' I would probably just get told that the local comedy shop was in Westport.
I saw the picture she took. Have to say, it was on the edge.
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