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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by HOTRODPRIMER, Oct 22, 2017.

  1. I just ran across this photo and thought it would be fun to throw it out for captions. HRP

  2. ROADSTER1927
    Joined: Feb 14, 2009
    Posts: 2,920


    Under body wash---free with a witchwayer!
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  3. junkyardgenius
    Joined: Dec 29, 2005
    Posts: 840

    from Kernow

    It won,t start. I think it,s flooded
  4. rc57
    Joined: Feb 7, 2007
    Posts: 600


    Hey, I thought this was a roadster not a lakester.
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  5. 26hotrod
    Joined: Nov 28, 2009
    Posts: 963

    from landis n c

    Darn radiator leak again!!!!
  6. Lebowski
    Joined: Aug 21, 2011
    Posts: 1,569


    Hey Paw, I sure wish someone would invent windshield wipers!
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  7. GordonC
    Joined: Mar 6, 2006
    Posts: 2,472


    Damn Ma! I think the still broke again!
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  8. 56sedandelivery
    Joined: Nov 21, 2006
    Posts: 6,695

    Member Emeritus

    I thought we moved from Florida to Texas to get away from this!
    Just keep driving Clyde, and I'll guide us down the road. Bonnie, will you just shut the h*ll up!
    Oh look Clyde, I think I see Niagra Falls.
    Singing in the rain! I'm singing in the rain!
    Clyde, I think we missed the turnoff to Around The Lake Road about a mile back.
    Dammit Lebowski, what did you eat, roadkill?

    I am Butch/56sedandelivery.
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  9. choptop40
    Joined: Dec 23, 2009
    Posts: 4,010


    It won't start..I think it's flooded..
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  10. Hey it's the Skipper and Maryann on the amphibious roadster "SS minnow II" on a 3 hour tour.
  11. "I can see Russia from my running board...."
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  12. Funny,I thought about Lebowski when I posted this,these caption threads are kind of his forte. :cool: HRP
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  13. "I said, 'Make a damn left, NOT make a left at the dam...."
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  14. Tina looked over at Ike and said,"Big wheel keep on turning Proud Mary keep on burning And we're rolling, rolling,Rolling on the river."

    The rest is history. HRP
  15. 325w
    Joined: Feb 18, 2008
    Posts: 5,647


    So much for the 10% rain chances!
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  16. 56sedandelivery
    Joined: Nov 21, 2006
    Posts: 6,695

    Member Emeritus

    One more Amphicar Richard Rawlings did't get his hands on.
    Clyde, hurry up, or we'll miss the cruise ship.
    Geez Clyde, I thought you said you got that radiator leak fixed.
    The lake would normally be frozen over this time of year; I guess that whole global warming thing is real.
    Man the guns Clyde, enemy cruiser on the port side.
    Clyde turned right when he should have turned left at the intersection of Highland Rd and Sewage Lagoon Way.

    I am Butch/56sedandelivery.
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  17. "This is how you Ford a river, Mabel."
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  18. tinsled
    Joined: Sep 7, 2007
    Posts: 613


    "Drive in liquor..."- oh, no wait, it was this photo
  19. Now that is a classic! HRP
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  20. 3quarter32
    Joined: Dec 10, 2010
    Posts: 408


    How high's the water Mama? 1 foot high and risen.
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  21. KoolKat-57
    Joined: Feb 22, 2010
    Posts: 3,035

    from Dublin, OH

    "Honey, I think Lebowski's house is just a little further up river, keep paddling!
  22. pitman
    Joined: May 14, 2006
    Posts: 5,107


    "Goin' back, ta Huston, Huston, Huston."
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  23. As Larry Davis was driving down the road in 1958 he started singing " Well there's floodin' down in Texas All of the telephone lines are down."

    He liked the little ditty and called it Texas Flood. HRP
  24. Recalculating...........
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  25. WTF really
    Joined: Jul 9, 2017
    Posts: 1,261

    WTF really

    I didn't mean literally cry me a river. Damn woman!!!!!
  26. Latigo
    Joined: Mar 24, 2014
    Posts: 665


    Stay inside the car! He hasn't drained the swamp yet!
  27. Marie Laveau and handsome Jack leave the swamp on their honeymoon. Another man dun gone.
  28. catdad49
    Joined: Sep 25, 2005
    Posts: 5,226


    Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise. So...much for That!!!

    Sent from my iPhone using H.A.M.B.
  29. Los_Control
    Joined: Oct 7, 2016
    Posts: 755

    from TX

    Keep the line taught Martha, dont let the fish get away this time!
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  30. slack
    Joined: Aug 18, 2014
    Posts: 533


    Hurry honey!, the carp are eatin up the garden!

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