The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by HOTRODPRIMER, Oct 22, 2017.
I just ran across this photo and thought it would be fun to throw it out for captions. HRP
Under body wash---free with a witchwayer!
It won,t start. I think it,s flooded
Hey, I thought this was a roadster not a lakester.
Darn radiator leak again!!!!
Hey Paw, I sure wish someone would invent windshield wipers!
Damn Ma! I think the still broke again!
I thought we moved from Florida to Texas to get away from this!
Just keep driving Clyde, and I'll guide us down the road. Bonnie, will you just shut the h*ll up!
Oh look Clyde, I think I see Niagra Falls.
Singing in the rain! I'm singing in the rain!
Clyde, I think we missed the turnoff to Around The Lake Road about a mile back.
Dammit Lebowski, what did you eat, roadkill?
I am Butch/56sedandelivery.
It won't start..I think it's flooded..
Hey it's the Skipper and Maryann on the amphibious roadster "SS minnow II" on a 3 hour tour.
"I can see Russia from my running board...."
Funny,I thought about Lebowski when I posted this,these caption threads are kind of his forte. HRP
"I said, 'Make a damn left, NOT make a left at the dam...."
Tina looked over at Ike and said,"Big wheel keep on turning Proud Mary keep on burning And we're rolling, rolling,Rolling on the river."
The rest is history. HRP
So much for the 10% rain chances!
One more Amphicar Richard Rawlings did't get his hands on.
Clyde, hurry up, or we'll miss the cruise ship.
Geez Clyde, I thought you said you got that radiator leak fixed.
The lake would normally be frozen over this time of year; I guess that whole global warming thing is real.
Man the guns Clyde, enemy cruiser on the port side.
Clyde turned right when he should have turned left at the intersection of Highland Rd and Sewage Lagoon Way.
I am Butch/56sedandelivery.
"This is how you Ford a river, Mabel."
"Drive in liquor..."- oh, no wait, it was this photo
Now that is a classic! HRP
How high's the water Mama? 1 foot high and risen.
"Honey, I think Lebowski's house is just a little further up river, keep paddling!
"Goin' back, ta Huston, Huston, Huston."
As Larry Davis was driving down the road in 1958 he started singing " Well there's floodin' down in Texas All of the telephone lines are down."
He liked the little ditty and called it Texas Flood. HRP
I didn't mean literally cry me a river. Damn woman!!!!!
Stay inside the car! He hasn't drained the swamp yet!
Marie Laveau and handsome Jack leave the swamp on their honeymoon. Another man dun gone.
Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise. So...much for That!!!
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Keep the line taught Martha, dont let the fish get away this time!
Hurry honey!, the carp are eatin up the garden!
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