The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Lebowski, Feb 28, 2015.
Great minds think alike Sling Shot!
THIS is the winner...
"You just gonna take goddamn pictures all day or you gonna help me!?"
so we are doing cars in the snow now?
The Lawrence Welk Show's on in ten minutes? Shit!!
I bet if I just leave it, one of the HAMB fellers will come along in 50 years and "FIND" it and dig it out.
"When I'm done burying my cheatin' husband's car, I'm gonna bury his house!"
Ignorant asshole won't use my parking spot again!
It's a rare snowdrift find. HONEST.....
"Al Gore and his gal darn global warming"
"i never had this problem with my horse"
"we should have bought two snow shovels"
"give me a hand the Buffalo 4th of july parade starts soon"
Hey jerk, how about a little help down here. Its ladies night, 2 for 1 at the speakeasy tonight !
Take this job and shovel it!
I think I left my panties on the back seat last night
Don't look at me, you're the one who wants to go visit your mother.
What's with that picture? The whole interior is lit up. Looks like photoshop.
I really need to rethink this "equal rights for women" concept.............
Now that's a lot of cocaine ha got there grandma.
Now I know why no one else parked here...
The man upstairs needs some head and shoulders shampoo !!!
I'll bet Boston never sees snow like this again!!
Banana Belt of retirement communities MY ASS!
What?!!..you want to take the other car?
Looks like he may have already dug out his side.
And...it's never been driven in the snow.
"I'm gettin' too old for this shit!"
Notice the yellow spot over here..........strange?????
All this work just so the the little bastard next door gets it after I die, he'll probably wanna hop it up and put one of them new fangled eengines in it.
" Never mind, its a more door!, What did you find?"
Sorry more doors
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