The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Lebowski, Oct 27, 2017.
Shit! the boss is gonna kill me!
The '59s are in...
Each time i use this road , that squiral just narges me, this time ill get him if its the last thing i do ! Missed him with the truck so give me the shovel, ill wack him out of the tree.
Where do you want your Woodies?
Denny, that was excactly what I was going to say.LOL.Bruce.
I was driving along, and all of a sudden Groot was standing in the middle of the road!
I've heard of backwoods dealerships, but this is ridiculous! We need a chainsaw.
This is the coolest junkyard find ever. Nobody`s gonna believe this.
Isn't that how everyone drives in New Jersey?
"Bob did you see the size of that f'ing skunk!"
"Are you happy now, Waldo? I wanted to take the freeway but noooooooo, you said you knew about this great shortcut. Now we're going to lose our jobs and have to go back to fixing leaky septic tanks again."
Next time just hit the damn squirrel...
Man with stick”is there anyone coming , I’m getting tired of propping you up, let’s just get that white one out and get outta here”
These New Jersey roads are really getting ridiculous .
"told you that it was a beautiful view from here" - "next time that you need to stop and take piss just stay on the roadway" - "I think that we missed the turn" - guy with shovel is going clobber the driver with it -
" Just because the business is "University Overland Express" doesn't really mean OVERLAND you dumbass!
Dammit Lebowski; let's get this rig covered up with twigs and leaves, and they'll never find it. I did't think it would be this easy to steal a big rig loaded with new cars, but you sure did your homework.
Looks like we're going to be jobless and homeless again after the boss sees this.
Well, it does say University OVERLAND express on the door, and not University OVERROAD Express. (got treed on that one)
Don't worry Lebowski, looks like it'll all buff out.
Dammit Lebowski, if you jab me in the butt with that stick one more time, I'm going to kick your ass!
Quick, just write NED Land of the Leaders, on the truck's door and on the trailer, and the cops'll just think we're transporting Junior Stockers to the races, and not stealing a truckload of new cars.
So much for singing, Eight Days On The Road And Going To Make It Home Tonight.
I am Butch/56sedandelivery.
George of the Jungke's first day as a truck driver does not go as well as he had hoped.
Overland Express huh...your not kidding.
Been nice knowing you...
Did you mean Jungle? If so then ignore my caption 'Dang it, I knew when they said 'deliver these cars to Jungle Motors' that it wasn't going to be an easy job.
Either way, ignore the snow.
Whiskey bottle, brand new car. Oak tree, you're in my way.
"How's the view up there? The one down here sucks!"
It costs a thousand dollars to hit a deer and five thousand to miss one.
I think if we can get the white one back a little, I can back it out of here...Maybe I can pry it back with the shovel.
I don't know, the more branches we pull out of the way, the worst it looks.
I told you we wouldn't be able to unload that white car like this.
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