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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Lebowski, Oct 20, 2017.

  1. Lebowski
    Joined: Aug 21, 2011
    Posts: 1,569


  2. paintman27
    Joined: Apr 23, 2011
    Posts: 287

    from new jersey

    The cars tight in, loose off. Give me a round of bite in the left rear, and pull a spring rubber out of the right front on the next stop.
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  4. oldolds
    Joined: Oct 18, 2010
    Posts: 3,185


    Hot pursuit!

  5. That wind sure did pick up today.......
  6. "Need fat cop to drive"
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  7. Dooley
    Joined: May 29, 2002
    Posts: 2,746

    from Buffalo NY

    LA Police Car pioneers early Gasser look, future cars will transition the raised axles to the front of the car not the drivers side...
  8. flatheadpete
    Joined: Oct 29, 2003
    Posts: 10,210

    from Burton, MI

    L-A 7 Mary 4. We're in pursuit of a red '32 roadster headed hard left on Hollywood at Vine. Do you copy?
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  9. catdad49
    Joined: Sep 25, 2005
    Posts: 5,217


    Oh Shit, this is gonna hurt!
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  10. Damn, honey, you are just going to have to lose weight or quit riding shotgun!
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  11. GordonC
    Joined: Mar 6, 2006
    Posts: 2,464


    "2150 to headquarters. Tell the chief I'll have those donuts there in two shakes!"
  12. "I am Broderick Crawford and I approve this message. 10-4"
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  13. rc57
    Joined: Feb 7, 2007
    Posts: 600


    Holy crap Harry, this thing's got some torque!
  14. Deuces
    Joined: Nov 3, 2009
    Posts: 21,250

    from Michigan

    Left turn Clyde.....
  15. jimmy six
    Joined: Mar 21, 2006
    Posts: 9,954

    jimmy six

    Somebody turn on the lights and siren....
  16. 302GMC
    Joined: Dec 15, 2005
    Posts: 6,960

    from Idaho

    I had a hunch Mac's parts were going to start giving trouble when they sold out to that Corvette outfit ....
  17. This is car 54, i’m in pursuit of a green sedan going westbound on sunset

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  18. 56sedandelivery
    Joined: Nov 21, 2006
    Posts: 6,695

    Member Emeritus

    First day "on the job", Joie Chitwood tests out his cruisers high speed handling; the chief was not impressed at all.
    I thought going incognito as a cop would throw the ATF off my booze running ass; it just was't so.
    Ya' lean to the left, ya' lean to the right, ya' do the Hokey Pokey, with all your might.
    A stuck throttle and no brakes, is a hazing all new recruits go through.
    70 years from now, us cops won't be allowed to drive like this, beat suspects up, and take bribes; I'll be damned if they think they'll take donut runs away from us too.
    Corvette, Smorvette, nothing handles like an old Ford.
    Quick Barney, tag that old lady in the crosswalk before she makes it to the other side.
    Dammit Lebowski, the chief said if we wreck one more cruiser, we'd be on permanent desk duty.
    And number one on the top ten list of things cops like to do: Get your motor runnin', head out on the highway,
    looking for adventure, in whatever comes our way...born to be suspended...born to be suspended.

    I am Butch/56sedandelivery.
    Last edited: Oct 20, 2017
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  19. Stogy
    Joined: Feb 10, 2007
    Posts: 21,161


    I'm gonna getch you you wascawwy cwiminal...:mad:...huh huh huh huh
    Last edited: Oct 20, 2017
  20. 28 Ford PU
    Joined: Jan 9, 2015
    Posts: 456

    28 Ford PU
    from Upstate NY

    I need some back up. I got that bootlegger kid Junior Johnson and he's got a load of moonshine and I'm having a hard time catching that Chrysler he's drinking.

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  21. Reason #2 why we no longer have red light cameras in this town anymore. 90% of the perps were on city payroll.
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  22. 1964countrysedan
    Joined: Apr 14, 2011
    Posts: 1,131

    from Texas

    Affirmative. We have the loon in sight, that keeps posting the "Got a caption for this photo" threads. May need backup, please acknowledge. Over.

  23. I saved the doughnuts, Boss, but I spilled my coffee in my lap.
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  24. I think you have the air bags in backwards...
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  25. This baby handles better than the cars we had before the war!
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  26. Okay, let's go over the concept of "getting some air" one more time.
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  27. WTF, somebody swapped a sbc into this thing and now it screams!
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  28. OH SHIT!!!! Bruce.
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  29. Ken Blocks father, 1948.
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  30. Note to self,when arresting fat chicks,put them in the tow truck,not the passenger side.
    Look doughnuts!
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