The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Lebowski, Oct 13, 2017.
Sonny Yale, Hank Princeton, and Jebediah Harvard scouting for campus sites.
After taking this photograph, Agent Conner soon learned the true meaning of "squeal like a pig" and left the FBI soon after his assignment.
Now that's what I call a "beer run"
Yah, we got da brewski and we're gonna party like it's 1909!
The original tailgates heading to the first football game!
"Do ya think our 1 bag of pretzels we got hanging there on the side will be enough?"
Careful man, there’s a beverage here!
"The JUGGS", world renowned jug band, searches for their missing tenor jug in the bad part of town. If it had't been half full of beer when it went missing, it'd been at least turned in for the deposit by now.
Get your motor running, "barrelling" down the highway, looking for adventure, and whatever comes our way. Born to be buzzed, born to be buzzed.
Excuse us officer, but could you direct us to the Al Capone residence?
Depth charges? We thought these were wine barrels!!! And then the truck hit a pothole; film at eleven.
Just keep on cruisin' Buford, we're bound to pick up some chicks with this load of beer.
Hey there! Ya' seen Beaner anywhere?....Lebowski?.... Old wolf?....Ryan? Where the hell is everyone?
I am Butch/56sedandelivery.
We got the fuel, where do ya want it?!
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Next stop...the Joplin LaQuinta!
Stashko, you and little Vasil there take a small barrel to Baba (grandmother) after work, it's her birthday Saturday and we've good reason to celebrate our success here in the United States of America!
All this beer is going to a guy named Blutarski at a frat house at Faber College? Wow!
A lot of beer? No, just enough to get us home.
What do you mean we're10 lbs.overweight.
Is there a problem officer?
The windshield on this baby is so clean it's like its not even there.
Who else is going to watch Dale Jr. Last race? Bring ice.
Bartender!, one bourbon, one scotch and one beer.
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We are ready for Saturday night at Vintiques Yakima. Bring it on.
Driver: "What's a windshield?"
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