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  1. Lebowski
    Joined: Aug 21, 2011
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    Lebowski
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  2. Terrible80
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  3. catdad49
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    And behind door #2.........
     
  4. BuckeyeBuicks
    Joined: Jan 4, 2010
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    BuckeyeBuicks
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    from ohio

    You can trust your car to the man that wears a corny assed hat and two chicks in high heels and bathing suits!!!
     
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  5. kmrumedy
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    As Billy, Wally, and Joe look back to why they never got laid.....
     
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  6. onetrickpony
    Joined: Sep 21, 2010
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    from Texas

    "45 pounds in the front, boys, and 15 in the back. This Chevy's gotta hook in the sand!"
     
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  7. 58 Yeoman
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    58 Yeoman
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    from Lacon, IL

    Okay guys, we got the car ready...let's head for the beach and look for girls.
     
  8. flatheadpete
    Joined: Oct 29, 2003
    Posts: 10,206

    flatheadpete
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    from Burton, MI

    No dumbass!! The washer fluid goes under the hood, not in the tire!
     
  9. See I told you guys girls like a guy with a big hat on!
     
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  10. Dooley
    Joined: May 29, 2002
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    Dooley
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    from Buffalo NY

    Last picture of Jack Ruby getting air in his tires and his oil checked before heading over to the Dallas Police Station
     
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  11. Skibo
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    Skibo
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    from FL

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  12. 1ton
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    Ass, grass hats or gas, nobody rides for free
     
  13. Hehehehe that hat tickles
     
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  14. GordonC
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    The very first true definition of "Ass Hat!"
     
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  15. LOU WELLS
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    from IDAHO

    Today only with every fill up you get two (2) air fresheners with every fill up...
     
  16. There's going to be a lot of changes when I take over from Daddy. I tell him we need to sell the air and the windshield washer fluid, not give it away. Forget about the cheesy hats, bow ties, bathing beauties handing out S&H Green Stamps, but he won't listen. First, I'll get rid of the tow truck, tire changing equipment, hoists, the free water fountain and then clear the service bays to make room for a tiny store and sell, snacks, adult magazines, games-of-chance printed on little cards and small bottles of water for a dollar. And 5 day old sandwiches, too, if I can figure out how to reheat 'em quick.
     
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  17. Jalopy Joker
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    preparing for the incoming "Tropical Storm"
     
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  18. se habla español
     
  19. KoolKat-57
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    from Dublin, OH

    Words fail me, that is a very bizarre picture!
    KK
     
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  20. Dooley
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    Dooley
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    from Buffalo NY

    it was all smiles opening day little did they know that happiness is short lived, when a truck driver in coveralls came running into the gas station talking about a big W
     
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  21. Lebowski
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    :D
     
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  22. Crankhole
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    "Quality Service at Premier Gas!"
    *Free swim lessons with fill-up.
     
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  23. That picture makes no sense at all,,,,,,,,,,,,o_O
     
  24. 56sedandelivery
    Joined: Nov 21, 2006
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    Ya' know, they really are't paying us enough to do this job!
    See, I told you, chicks really dig guys in hats.
    Let's get these tires aired up, and get these girls back to the mansion before Hef notices they're missing. (Yeah I know, bad timing and insensitive).
    Yee haw!!! We're headin' to Cali-forn-i-A!!!
    Dammit Lebowski, you know the rules, 4 guys in cool hats airin' up the tires at once; now get out of the car and help!
    The country music band stops for gas and service, on their way to the Grand Ol' Opry.
    Ah come on Lebowski,we're never going to get laid dressed like this.
    Premier fired the ad director shortly after this promo pic was taken.
    Camel toe? What the hell's a camel toe?


    I am Butch/56sedandelivery.
     
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  25. MRTS33
    Joined: Aug 17, 2011
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    Gas Check!
    Oil Check!
    Air Check!
    Hand full of ASS Check!!!!
     
  26. The 3 Amigos.

    BTW,the guy leaning over the fender sure looks like a young Leroy"Tex" Smith! HRP
     
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  27. We're justa bunch of Wild and Crazy Guys. We don't know what we're doing, but we do have a couple of American women in bikinis to take your mind off of us.
    Just pay them for the stuff we pretended to do.
     
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  28. the-dools
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    hey dooley, from another Dooley in the UK
     
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  29. 327Eric
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    327Eric
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    from Diablo Ca.

    Dang, these full service gas stations really are full service.
     
  30. tfeverfred
    Joined: Nov 11, 2006
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    Premier soon realized that a "happy ending" was the best boost in sales... ever.
     

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