The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Lebowski, Jul 7, 2017.
" The Hell with the Joneses - we just became the Joneses!! They dont have a porch like ours!"
Ford only made "the rock crawler version" for one year, a experimental car. Who said that flattys have no balls!
Honey, can you come here a second?
Do you think this porch light is too big?
Well yeah, its a little rough, but would you believe it, the radio works perfectly!
OH LOOK! See what the bush sprouted?
I DID IT!, RIGHT WHERE I AIMED IT.
"Son, I told you to practice "parking" on the porch but with a girl!"
I TOLD you I couldn't parallel park, but you insisted, so it's not my fault...
So much for Popular Mechanic's "Do it Yourself" Carport, Larry!
Look Toto! we are not in Kansas anymore.
LUCY, YOU HAVE SOME 'SPLAININ TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We knew we had went too far souping it up when it pulled the front wheels and this happened.
I thought I locked it last night.
this old world started getting Mable down,........ she came home feelin' tired and beat,................ and the drifters inspiring her to............
Honey!!!! There's someone at the door.....
A new meaning for " door to door service "
It's a Progressive commercial. That's Flo's mom saying to COMBINE HOME AND AUTO INSURANCE.
HE SAID HE GOT THE SHINGLES!
Well you told me to pull up to the front door...
It couldn't of been me, see I can't get in.
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I like the "Evil Knievel" the early years.....
Domino's Pizza Delivery: Free Pizza if not delivered in 20 minutes!
"It'll buff out!"
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