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  1. " The Hell with the Joneses - we just became the Joneses!! They dont have a porch like ours!"
     
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  2. Cosmo49
    Joined: Jan 15, 2007
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    Anybody home?
     
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  3. hotrodyankee
    Joined: Jun 27, 2016
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    Ford only made "the rock crawler version" for one year, a experimental car. Who said that flattys have no balls!
     
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  4. CNC-Dude
    Joined: Nov 23, 2007
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    Honey, can you come here a second?
     
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  5. Do you think this porch light is too big?
     
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  6. 01A
    Joined: Mar 3, 2010
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    Well yeah, its a little rough, but would you believe it, the radio works perfectly!
     
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  7. OH LOOK! See what the bush sprouted?
     
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  8. els
    Joined: Sep 11, 2016
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    I DID IT!, RIGHT WHERE I AIMED IT.
     
  9. "Son, I told you to practice "parking" on the porch but with a girl!"
     
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  10. Redrodguy
    Joined: Nov 18, 2016
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    I TOLD you I couldn't parallel park, but you insisted, so it's not my fault...
     
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  11. mike bowling
    Joined: Jan 1, 2013
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    So much for Popular Mechanic's "Do it Yourself" Carport, Larry!
     
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  12. raymay
    Joined: Mar 2, 2008
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    Look Toto! we are not in Kansas anymore.
     
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  13. seatex
    Joined: Oct 24, 2006
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    LUCY, YOU HAVE SOME 'SPLAININ TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  14. silverdome
    Joined: Aug 23, 2007
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    We knew we had went too far souping it up when it pulled the front wheels and this happened.
     
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  15. chop job
    Joined: Feb 16, 2013
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    from Wisconsin
    1. WISCONSON HAMBERS

    I thought I locked it last night.
     
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  16. this old world started getting Mable down,........ she came home feelin' tired and beat,................ and the drifters inspiring her to............
     
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  17. Iron Man
    Joined: Feb 15, 2007
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    Honey!!!! There's someone at the door.....
     
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  18. choptop40
    Joined: Dec 23, 2009
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    A new meaning for " door to door service "
     
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  19. NewGuyOldFord
    Joined: Jan 17, 2011
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    It's a Progressive commercial. That's Flo's mom saying to COMBINE HOME AND AUTO INSURANCE.
     
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  20. johnold1938
    Joined: Apr 19, 2009
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    from indiana

    HE SAID HE GOT THE SHINGLES!
     
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  21. bostonhemi
    Joined: Dec 1, 2011
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    Well you told me to pull up to the front door...
     
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  23. verde742
    Joined: Aug 11, 2010
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    1. I like the "Evil Knievel" the early years..... :rolleyes:
     
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  24. Cosmo49
    Joined: Jan 15, 2007
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    Domino's Pizza Delivery: Free Pizza if not delivered in 20 minutes!
     
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  25. enigma57
    Joined: Apr 12, 2007
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    "It'll buff out!"
     
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  26. Cliff Ramsdell
    Joined: Dec 27, 2004
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    Nailed it!!!!
     
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  27. "No you stupid.... !!! I said to 'Park it near my Porsche!!!' "
     
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  28. If I told you once, I told ya a hundred times, don’t park so close to the house!


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