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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Lebowski, Jul 7, 2017.
How long does it take to learn to parallel park a house?
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Marge kept nagging Bill to put in a new storm door. Bill, lacking carpenter's skills, thought this would shut her up.
The car won't move can you come see why?
Real yard art!
I said. He was driving!
I said hold my beer then this happened.
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"I waved 'C'mon in!' and then..."
Call me a Bitch? I'll show you!
Ran when parked - Low original miles.
Rutabega seeds? I thought you said Studebaker seeds !!!
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Mahoney, park this car!
Just the oil change and front end allignment ! Excuse me! Yes I'll wait.
Okay, Ill check the mailbox. You park the car as close to the house as possible in case there is hail.
..it followed me home. Can I keep it?
mary got a little carried away with her first attempt at yard art
"C'mon. Take a drive in my bush."
Honey....about that new refrigerator magnet you got.....
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Ehtel just finished watching the Dukes of Hazzard marathon.
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Sunofabitch! Did ya see the size of that Chicken!
"Marge finally found something to hold the bush down so they could repaint that last window."... now you see it
Well I thought I would DROP IN and say hello!
Honest Officer, I was coming around the corner and that house just jumped right out in front of me.
Who said women can't drive?
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those dam Hogwarts kids
Yes, I DID say not to park on the grass any more.
It was close but I got your daughter home by midnight!
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