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  1. David Gersic
    Joined: Feb 15, 2015
    Posts: 1,105

    David Gersic
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    from DeKalb, IL

    How long does it take to learn to parallel park a house?


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  2. jeffd1988
    Joined: Apr 12, 2016
    Posts: 509

    jeffd1988

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  3. alphabet soup
    Joined: Jan 8, 2011
    Posts: 991

    alphabet soup
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    (<>) Yes )><( It (()) was (^>) Godzilla (%%)
     
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  4. Marge kept nagging Bill to put in a new storm door. Bill, lacking carpenter's skills, thought this would shut her up.
     
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  5. 59Apachegail
    Joined: Apr 30, 2011
    Posts: 1,022

    59Apachegail
    Member
    from New York

    Honey...

    Yes Dear?

    The car won't move can you come see why?
     
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  6. roundvalley
    Joined: Apr 10, 2005
    Posts: 1,660

    roundvalley
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    Real yard art!
     
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  7. deucendude
    Joined: Oct 31, 2008
    Posts: 252

    deucendude
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    from norcal

    I said. He was driving!
     
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  8. 41GASSER
    Joined: Aug 2, 2009
    Posts: 176

    41GASSER
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  9. theHIGHLANDER
    Joined: Jun 3, 2005
    Posts: 6,901

    theHIGHLANDER
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    "I waved 'C'mon in!' and then..."
     
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  10. Call me a Bitch? I'll show you!
     
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  11. Road Runner
    Joined: Feb 7, 2007
    Posts: 1,217

    Road Runner
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    Ran when parked - Low original miles.
     
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  12. treb11
    Joined: Jan 21, 2006
    Posts: 2,687

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  13. Muttley
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
    Posts: 18,033

    Muttley
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    Mahoney, park this car!
     
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  14. Bigmac48
    Joined: Apr 3, 2017
    Posts: 28

    Bigmac48
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    from Dundalk Md

    Just the oil change and front end allignment ! Excuse me! Yes I'll wait.
     
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  15. chessterd5
    Joined: May 26, 2013
    Posts: 484

    chessterd5
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    from u.s.a.

    Okay, Ill check the mailbox. You park the car as close to the house as possible in case there is hail.
     
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  16. Constructionbob
    Joined: Aug 28, 2011
    Posts: 48

    Constructionbob
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    ..it followed me home. Can I keep it?
     
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  17. captainjunk#2
    Joined: Mar 13, 2008
    Posts: 4,123

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    mary got a little carried away with her first attempt at yard art
     
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  18. tfeverfred
    Joined: Nov 11, 2006
    Posts: 14,334

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    "C'mon. Take a drive in my bush."
     
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  19. Honey....about that new refrigerator magnet you got.....

    Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G930A using The H.A.M.B. mobile app
     
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  20. Gman0046
    Joined: Jul 24, 2005
    Posts: 4,075

    Gman0046
    Member

    Oh Shit!
     
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  21. Toqwik
    Joined: Feb 1, 2003
    Posts: 1,260

    Toqwik
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    Ehtel just finished watching the Dukes of Hazzard marathon.


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  22. Hotdoggin DaddyO
    Joined: Jul 23, 2011
    Posts: 378

    Hotdoggin DaddyO
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    from Hays, Ks

    Sunofabitch! Did ya see the size of that Chicken!
     
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  23. AV8R
    Joined: Feb 14, 2008
    Posts: 198

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    "Marge finally found something to hold the bush down so they could repaint that last window."... now you see it ;)
     
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  24. robracer1
    Joined: Aug 3, 2015
    Posts: 166

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    Well I thought I would DROP IN and say hello!
     
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  25. Montana1
    Joined: Jan 1, 2015
    Posts: 900

    Montana1
    Member
    from Colorado

    Honest Officer, I was coming around the corner and that house just jumped right out in front of me. :rolleyes:
     
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  26. Engine man
    Joined: Jan 30, 2011
    Posts: 2,922

    Engine man
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    from Wisconsin

    Who said women can't drive?
     
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  27. tb33anda3rd
    Joined: Oct 8, 2010
    Posts: 11,164

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    1. Connecticut HAMB'ers

    with cuban accent:
    LUCY!
     
  28. racerlall
    Joined: Mar 18, 2011
    Posts: 46

    racerlall
    Member
    from WA

    those dam Hogwarts kids
     
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  29. Zerk
    Joined: May 26, 2005
    Posts: 1,419

    Zerk
    Member

    Yes, I DID say not to park on the grass any more.
     
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  30. RDE
    Joined: Mar 23, 2017
    Posts: 61

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    It was close but I got your daughter home by midnight!
     
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