The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Lebowski, Jul 7, 2017.
"Eddie Haskell just wait til your dad gets home"...
Well, you said I should chop the top.....
51 Ford, chopped top, 3 wheel motion, taildragger,paint hast some imperfections, needs some TLC, 3400.00 OBO.
This is how hasty you park when you have to go to the bathroom bad.
Wellllll, you told me to park out front!
The little chic said "The Ford is falling the Ford is falling!"
Back in the day they had the business coupes, this is the Ford door to door salesman's approach! Joe
"Raining Cats & Fords"
"Tommy used to build model cars in his upstairs bedroom, then built this"
"Told him that I wanted the roof chopped but, was not specific as to which roof"
"I wanted a Porsche, not a porch"
Jimmy Johns , your sandwiches are here.
Joey Chitwood's wife was practicing her 1st try at ramp to ramp jumps.
She mistook the front porch for the landing ramp!
She's fine, but the porch and the Ford will need a little work.
Let's hear it for Mrs. Chitwood!
That's not so bad. It'll buff right out.
And to think people are all up in arms about an asteroid falling out of the sky!
Must be TRADITIONAL SPACE JUNK falling! Joe
Couldn't run with the 'big dogs' so back on the porch for you
Hold my beer and watch this
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That's pretty good except that that's a '50 Ford.
As is, where is, no warranty. Minor parking damage.
I meant to do that
I told him and told him.
NO you can't use copper for brake lines!
YES you need residual valves!
The damn bleeders go up !
And make sure the pedal ratio is right.
Knievel, The early years.
"After a very limited production run, the early '50 prototype Crestliner was replaced mid-year with the version we're used to seeing.''
except its a 1950
Walter were you drinking last night?
Go out and see where you parked the car.
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Luke Doolin making door to door deliveries.
how to chop a roof on a shoebox ford.
Or- how to chop the roof With a shoebox ford.
Honey, there's something I need to tell you...
Sweetie, you know how you said you wanted me to park closer to the house.......
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"Now, which pedal did you say mash to make it stop, the left or the right, or was it the middle one? These newfangled cars are so complicated, I wish we had of kept the T Model! At least it stopped when I quit mashing the pedals!"
"Honey, our insurance agent is on the phone. How fast should I tell him the house was going when it hit the car?"
"What the.......?? It wasn't like this when I parked it last night!! Honest!!"
Honey, I have some good news and some bad..............the good news is your new garage was very hard to demolish. JW
"No, I was not texting while driving. This is where the GPS bitch told me to turn, OK?"
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