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  1. LOU WELLS
    Joined: Jan 24, 2010
    Posts: 620

    LOU WELLS
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    from IDAHO

    "Eddie Haskell just wait til your dad gets home"...
     
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  2. Baumi
    Joined: Jan 28, 2003
    Posts: 1,730

    Baumi
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    Well, you said I should chop the top.....


    51 Ford, chopped top, 3 wheel motion, taildragger,paint hast some imperfections, needs some TLC, 3400.00 OBO.
     
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  3. joeycarpunk
    Joined: Jun 21, 2004
    Posts: 4,290

    joeycarpunk
    Member
    from MN,USA

    This is how hasty you park when you have to go to the bathroom bad.
     
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  4. catdad49
    Joined: Sep 25, 2005
    Posts: 1,008

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    Wellllll, you told me to park out front!
     
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  5. oldsjoe
    Joined: May 2, 2011
    Posts: 2,102

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    The little chic said "The Ford is falling the Ford is falling!"
    Back in the day they had the business coupes, this is the Ford door to door salesman's approach! Joe
     
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  6. Jalopy Joker
    Joined: Sep 3, 2006
    Posts: 17,630

    Jalopy Joker
    Member

    "Raining Cats & Fords"
    "Tommy used to build model cars in his upstairs bedroom, then built this"
    "Told him that I wanted the roof chopped but, was not specific as to which roof"
    "I wanted a Porsche, not a porch"
     
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  7. Gabby
    Joined: Apr 14, 2007
    Posts: 149

    Gabby
    Member

    Jimmy Johns , your sandwiches are here.
     
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  8. KoolKat-57
    Joined: Feb 22, 2010
    Posts: 2,259

    KoolKat-57
    Member
    from Dublin, OH

    Joey Chitwood's wife was practicing her 1st try at ramp to ramp jumps.
    She mistook the front porch for the landing ramp!
    She's fine, but the porch and the Ford will need a little work.
    Let's hear it for Mrs. Chitwood!
     
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  9. That's not so bad. It'll buff right out.
     
  10. oldsjoe
    Joined: May 2, 2011
    Posts: 2,102

    oldsjoe
    Member

    And to think people are all up in arms about an asteroid falling out of the sky!

    Must be TRADITIONAL SPACE JUNK falling! Joe
     
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  11. winduptoy
    Joined: Feb 19, 2013
    Posts: 614

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    Couldn't run with the 'big dogs' so back on the porch for you
     
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  12. TBone69
    Joined: Aug 21, 2007
    Posts: 732

    TBone69
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    from NJ

  13. tubman
    Joined: May 16, 2007
    Posts: 2,575

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    That's pretty good except that that's a '50 Ford.
     
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  14. 64 DODGE 440
    Joined: Sep 2, 2006
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    64 DODGE 440
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    from so cal

    As is, where is, no warranty. Minor parking damage.
     
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  15. Fedcospeed
    Joined: Aug 17, 2008
    Posts: 1,686

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    I meant to do that
     
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  16. I told him and told him.
    NO you can't use copper for brake lines!
    YES you need residual valves!
    The damn bleeders go up !
    And make sure the pedal ratio is right.
     
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  17. Knievel, The early years.
     
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  18. 302GMC
    Joined: Dec 15, 2005
    Posts: 4,218

    302GMC
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    from Idaho

    "After a very limited production run, the early '50 prototype Crestliner was replaced mid-year with the version we're used to seeing.''
     
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  19. manyolcars
    Joined: Mar 30, 2001
    Posts: 6,543

    manyolcars

    except its a 1950
     
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  20. 28 Ford PU
    Joined: Jan 9, 2015
    Posts: 110

    28 Ford PU
    Member
    from Upstate NY

    Walter were you drinking last night?

    Go out and see where you parked the car.


    Sent from my iPad using The H.A.M.B. mobile app
     
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  21. 283john
    Joined: Nov 17, 2008
    Posts: 579

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    Luke Doolin making door to door deliveries.
     
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  22. tb33anda3rd
    Joined: Oct 8, 2010
    Posts: 11,136

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    how to chop a roof on a shoebox ford.
     
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  23. Or- how to chop the roof With a shoebox ford.
     
  24. Montana1
    Joined: Jan 1, 2015
    Posts: 895

    Montana1
    Member
    from Colorado

    Honey, there's something I need to tell you...:oops:
     
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  25. chryslerfan55
    Joined: Oct 27, 2016
    Posts: 591

    chryslerfan55

    Sweetie, you know how you said you wanted me to park closer to the house.......


    Sent from my iPhone using H.A.M.B.
     
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  26. BamaMav
    Joined: Jun 19, 2011
    Posts: 1,500

    BamaMav
    Member
    from Berry, AL

    "Now, which pedal did you say mash to make it stop, the left or the right, or was it the middle one? These newfangled cars are so complicated, I wish we had of kept the T Model! At least it stopped when I quit mashing the pedals!"
     
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  27. The Shift Wizard
    Joined: Jan 10, 2017
    Posts: 281

    The Shift Wizard
    Member

    "Honey, our insurance agent is on the phone. How fast should I tell him the house was going when it hit the car?"
     
  28. AKGrouch
    Joined: Oct 19, 2014
    Posts: 183

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    "What the.......?? It wasn't like this when I parked it last night!! Honest!!"
     
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  29. Honey, I have some good news and some bad..............the good news is your new garage was very hard to demolish. JW
     
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  30. Lebowski
    Joined: Aug 21, 2011
    Posts: 1,429

    Lebowski
    Member

    "No, I was not texting while driving. This is where the GPS bitch told me to turn, OK?"
     
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