The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Lebowski, Jun 9, 2017.
Quit yer yappin woman, if we had taken the Harley this wouldn't have happened.
Dammit Alice,you just had to park the wagon in a reserved long term parking area at Hartsfield–Jackson Atlanta International Airport! HRP
YOu win .... after having done that at ORD ( Ohare) I can relate ..
Believe it or not I almost typed in O'Hare but recently read where ORD has dropped to 4 busiest in the world. HRP
actually we are 17th for cargo and 4-5th for people . but you couldn't tell that by the planes that are always coming and going ..
But we are the slowest for Customs package clearance !!! and no one beats the passengers like O hare security !!
I wish someone would invent a 'cell phone' with a 'find my car' app..............
We had this conversation about how to wash a barn find!!!!!!!
OK, now put it in reverse and stomp on it, and I swear the bumpers will unlock this time!
"My father was a collector, I just sold the entire collection for $1000.00 to another fella 10 minutes ago."
Oh! It's happening sweetie !
Oh! It's happening sweetie!
Barney, you've been a city councilman for one week and what's the first thing you do?
You remove the traffic light from this intersection to "save money".
Oh, you're going right to the top in civil service!
I'd like to look at the blue one on the other lot again..............
I told you not to leave the ice cream on the back seat.
It'll buff out !
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