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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Lebowski, Jun 9, 2017.

  1. DDDenny
    Joined: Feb 6, 2015
    Posts: 12,220

    DDDenny
    Member
    from oregon

    I got nothing caption wise but I was thinking this was a current photo from Havana.
     
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  2. Ghost28
    Joined: Nov 23, 2008
    Posts: 3,139

    Ghost28
    Member

    Please let this vacation be over, and for Christ sake would you just quit singing opera.
     
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  3. BuckeyeBuicks
    Joined: Jan 4, 2010
    Posts: 1,607

    BuckeyeBuicks
    Member
    from ohio

    I know you can't go to the bathroom any where but home Albert! What the hell do you want me to do about it?
     
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  4. Eye yie yie, Lucy pick one!
     
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  5. mgtstumpy
    Joined: Jul 20, 2006
    Posts: 7,582

    mgtstumpy
    Member

    WTF, there was no one else here when I parked it!
     
  6. sololobo
    Joined: Aug 23, 2006
    Posts: 7,971

    sololobo
    Member

    I told her it was a Chevy and she says "no, it is a Pontiac", damn, losing to a women on a car issue!!
     
  7. His is bigger than yours!!!
     
  8. texasred
    Joined: Dec 3, 2008
    Posts: 1,035

    texasred
    ALLIANCE MEMBER
    from Houston

    Pedro YOU'RE KILLING US, NO MORE REFRIED BEANS
     
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  9. tfeverfred
    Joined: Nov 11, 2006
    Posts: 15,796

    tfeverfred
    Member

    "Let's see your damn HAMB alliance get us out of this.... jackass!"
     
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  10. vintage6t
    Joined: Jul 30, 2007
    Posts: 303

    vintage6t
    Member
    from CT

    That was me at home depot yesterday when I came out and some ahole had put a huge dent in the door of my OT truck with a wood cart. The home Depot orange shows up real nice on the black paint

    Sent from my SM-G900V using The H.A.M.B. mobile app
     
  11. Please, we need a job. I can dry pasta on these fingers and my husband can pound out dents with his fist.
     
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  12. Yo mama so fat,she could be this car ovehear'¡
    -agood one,María¡
     
  13. pumpman
    Joined: Dec 6, 2010
    Posts: 2,525

    pumpman
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  14. fiftyv8
    Joined: Mar 11, 2007
    Posts: 4,758

    fiftyv8
    Member
    from CO & WA

    I want all these cars washed and detailed by Friday...
    And don't forget to check the tire pressures!
     
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  15. "Angina!......I thoughta you said you wanta my big Vagina"
     
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  16. Lady: Look , anyone you want. Guy: No! No! No! I want a Deuce!
     
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  17. stimpy
    Joined: Apr 16, 2006
    Posts: 3,547

    stimpy

    please let not be Lebowski , please let it not be lebowski ,

    YOU hooo Lebowski were over here !!!!
     
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  18. ClarkH
    Joined: Jul 21, 2010
    Posts: 743

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    Her: "I ask you: in what universe are those canted quad headlights attractive?!?"
    Him: "Oh God, this shit again."
     
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  19. 59Apachegail
    Joined: Apr 30, 2011
    Posts: 1,122

    59Apachegail
    Member
    from New York

    You want to go to car shows and swap meets all the time. They are so packed, they don't have any clean bathrooms and you get upset when I tell we need to go home so I can pee. Now I have to pee and were stuck!
     
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  20. e z i
    Joined: Sep 5, 2007
    Posts: 562

    e z i
    Member

    You bought a four door???!!
     
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  21. gas & guns
    Joined: Feb 6, 2014
    Posts: 368

    gas & guns
    Member

    SOMEBODY please HELP me! My husband's nipples are pinched in the trunk lid!
     
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  22. Mr48chev
    Joined: Dec 28, 2007
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    A lot of the others are funny but our truck gal wins hands down.
     
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  23. scotts52
    Joined: Apr 7, 2008
    Posts: 1,895

    scotts52
    Member

    I'm sorry to heet yor car meester but ad ju can see de hood is too long and I just cannot tell where de boomper ees at.

    What am I supposed to tell my husban? Maybe ju back into me. Maybe I deedn't heet you after all.
     
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  24. quickchangeV8
    Joined: Dec 7, 2010
    Posts: 331

    quickchangeV8
    Member

  25. "This happens EVERY time I let you park the car"
     
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  26. "Buy a Pontiac" he says.... "Pontiacs are good reliable cars " he says.... "They got an overhead valve motor" he says.... Now the the thing wont start, and were stuck here with all these other schmucks.....!!!! We shoulda bought a Buick, like I wanted....
     
  27. Where the hell is everybody?!?! I gotta pee!!!!!
     
  28. Clik
    Joined: Jul 1, 2009
    Posts: 1,781

    Clik
    Member

    All I asked for was a real pimp crown air-freshener for my back window not a paper one!
     
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  29. Maladjusted
    Joined: Sep 9, 2010
    Posts: 56

    Maladjusted
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    He lied girls! He told me his penis was this long!
     
  30. Lebowski
    Joined: Aug 21, 2011
    Posts: 1,570

    Lebowski
    BANNED

    Donde esta el bano? :D
     

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