The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Lebowski, Jun 9, 2017.
I got nothing caption wise but I was thinking this was a current photo from Havana.
Please let this vacation be over, and for Christ sake would you just quit singing opera.
I know you can't go to the bathroom any where but home Albert! What the hell do you want me to do about it?
Eye yie yie, Lucy pick one!
WTF, there was no one else here when I parked it!
I told her it was a Chevy and she says "no, it is a Pontiac", damn, losing to a women on a car issue!!
His is bigger than yours!!!
Pedro YOU'RE KILLING US, NO MORE REFRIED BEANS
"Let's see your damn HAMB alliance get us out of this.... jackass!"
That was me at home depot yesterday when I came out and some ahole had put a huge dent in the door of my OT truck with a wood cart. The home Depot orange shows up real nice on the black paint
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Please, we need a job. I can dry pasta on these fingers and my husband can pound out dents with his fist.
Yo mama so fat,she could be this car ovehear'¡
I want all these cars washed and detailed by Friday...
And don't forget to check the tire pressures!
"Angina!......I thoughta you said you wanta my big Vagina"
Lady: Look , anyone you want. Guy: No! No! No! I want a Deuce!
please let not be Lebowski , please let it not be lebowski ,
YOU hooo Lebowski were over here !!!!
Her: "I ask you: in what universe are those canted quad headlights attractive?!?"
Him: "Oh God, this shit again."
You want to go to car shows and swap meets all the time. They are so packed, they don't have any clean bathrooms and you get upset when I tell we need to go home so I can pee. Now I have to pee and were stuck!
You bought a four door???!!
SOMEBODY please HELP me! My husband's nipples are pinched in the trunk lid!
A lot of the others are funny but our truck gal wins hands down.
I'm sorry to heet yor car meester but ad ju can see de hood is too long and I just cannot tell where de boomper ees at.
What am I supposed to tell my husban? Maybe ju back into me. Maybe I deedn't heet you after all.
"This happens EVERY time I let you park the car"
"Buy a Pontiac" he says.... "Pontiacs are good reliable cars " he says.... "They got an overhead valve motor" he says.... Now the the thing wont start, and were stuck here with all these other schmucks.....!!!! We shoulda bought a Buick, like I wanted....
Where the hell is everybody?!?! I gotta pee!!!!!
All I asked for was a real pimp crown air-freshener for my back window not a paper one!
He lied girls! He told me his penis was this long!
Donde esta el bano?
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