Flat Black get's molested at MoKan!!!

Attention Everyone...I have a very important announcement to make...

Someone molested FB in the pits at MoKan. Reports say the authorities have a couple of leads...

Only a few witnesses saw THEM!!!!





If anyone has any information, please contact Terry G at Alcoholics Anonymous: 1-800-1-MORE-DRINK. And remember...rehab's for quitters!

love,
monkey

 

Monkey Love?????

 

A photo of you with your pants up.......how novel.

 

...I don't have any proof...but he was seen in the area...

 

Looks like he is winding up to spank that monkey.

 

I saw the rain soaked crowd gather around something and I thought... hey that hot chick is showing her boobs...

It wasn't... someone was showing his ass... I'm guessing it was you.

 

Maybe that why he was running so good, Yall scared the shit out of him and was scared to go back to the pits

 

Monkey and Rashy the most loveable molesters around.
Good thing I wasnt around at the time.

 

I really feel for both of 'em, the rust holes on that fender are so dang tiny, too......

 

how true...

 

BY GOD!!!

I'm glad I'm the only Mutha in the office today cuz I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!!

Rehabs for quitters!!!

 

Monkey and Rashy, Giving new meaning to the term "Fender Bender"! I wonder bout those "Them" boys.

 

for those who don't know, who is who???

 

In the picture order above, looks like Monkey got the sloppy seconds after Rashy.

 

Where in the hell is FB?????? Rashy's on top and I'm on bottom. But it's not always like that! Sometimes we switch. Especially if Roothawg is around!!!

Holy shit, I can't believe I said that! I'm grossing myself out now!

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit!

monkey

 

Where's the butt bongos pic?????

monkey

 

Fender might be a little shinier after THAT washdown.
"Had to show that car my O face-
Oh, oh, ooohhhh, ooohhhh!"

 

Flat Black or "Iron ass" as I like to call him (leave it alone) drove his ass back to Arlington last night just to get up and drive the little truck all the way out to Atlanta today .;

He'll be at Dixie Fried this weekend...

He probably thought all that mess on the fender was from some big ass bird.

 

NICE!!!!

 

You scare me.

 

Woo - then there is more opportunity to get back on that truck. I thought Jerry turned him into Iron ass.

See you Saturday Tyler, you crazy driving fool

 

I think we should start a photo album of sorts with pictures of HAMBers humping that truck.

Sounds like you Hotlantans are up!

Be sure I get good copies... and yes, I'm serious and no, it's FAR from the strangest thing going through my head...

 

I can't leave you guys alone for a minute can I.

 

Monkey takes about a minute... hanging out with all the nitro cars does that tto a guy I guess...

That's why I prefer customs, low and slow BABY!

So it takes me about two minutes.