Fisher Body Coach

buy it for your wife, valentines day is just around the corner. September, right?

 

thats why i ain't got no gurlfriend

 

one of a kind item

 

two of a kind, but the other one has been destroyed.

 

want to buy it? go to the Canonsburg Thrift Store, marked down to 10 bucks.

 

someone snatched it up. now on ebay for $1200

 

i was high bid for $950, didn't meet the reserve

 

someone, somewhere, please make an offer. i need a good laugh.

 

hell, i might even consider a lowball

 

or a highball, 7 & 7

 

or an 8 ball

 

or a beach ball

 

i have purchased a miniature pony. as soon as i can find a harness i will hitch this thing up and drive thru town. who knows, it could be a chick magnet.

 

it did not work. rear wheel fell off at first pothole. pony got spooked by an electric car. ran straight into a plate glass window. luckily i was able to get out of there without anyone recognizing me. pony is still there.

 

selling smaller steaks & chops. ground meat also. might be a little tough, it was an older pony

 

waiting for the hide to get tanned. will make an excellent leather jacket

 

vacuum packing is extra

 

all the pony has been sold. went to one old Italian guy who was gonna make pepperoni. asked if i had any old goats, said they are best for supersot

 

if you've got an old goat for sale, let me know and i'll get the guys number to you.

 

have been warned - no selling meat without a USDA certificate. can someone zerox theirs and send it to me?