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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ranchero, Dec 13, 2006.
"That is the dumbest shit I ever heard' from the movie Used Cars.
from an actress i would've killed for in my youth , farrah fawcett , from cannon ball run , i love anyone who loves trees , do you know what i love most about trees ? you can lay out under them on a moonlit night and ball your brains out ! it inspired me LOL.....................
Don`t know if its already been posted but....
"Chinese Bandits" and "Paradise road"
Not in a movie but there is a great line in the new Cadillac commercial.
"When you turn on your car, does it return the favor?"
The younger of the two chicks driving the Targa in Gumball Rally.
"If you can catch me, you can have me".
i know everyone's been thinking of it, but they just don't want to admit they've seen the movie...
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time... for those ten seconds or less, nothing else matters."
Fast and the Furious
also, when vin diesel is snooping under the hood of his competitors car before the big race and it has no motor in it...
"what are they planning on racing with, hopes and dreams?" or something like that, funny as hell.
I done pissed off a member with that quote earlier in the thread. I was told I can't be a real car guy or some shit like that. Of course I started by stating it was the best car movie ever. hee hee.
Hit the blower. Vinny? from my Science Project.
I had " Can't polish a turd " lettered on the back of my primered 52 BUICK RIV.
from cheech and chongs up in smoke "requests lines are now open ksoooouuuuullll radio"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I loved Repo Man:
" I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees. "
Otto: Bud listen to me, you're sitting in a car worth $20,0000 dollars. Look, if we turn it in we'll split the money, 60/40. You and me.
Bud: [Laughs] Who gets the 60 kid?
Otto: Well, I was figuring, since I found the car first that...
Bud: [Pulls out a gun]
Otto: That you get it.
who cut the cheese?
Automotive related, but not a car movie:
"I'm gonna get me a bottle of tequila, and one of those little Keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch..."
Willie Nelson in the Electric Horseman
"Marty he's in a 46 ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd tear us apart like a tin can."
Back to the Future
"That is the dumbest Shit I've ever heard"
The narcoleptic mechanic in Used Cars,starring Kurt Russel.
Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
Arresting Officer: [to Man] Sir, what's your name?
Pedro: Whut? I told you my name, man!
Arresting Officer: [to Man] Sir... what's YOUR name?
Pedro: [to Man] Hey man! The dude wants to know your name, man!
[Man vomits onto the floor of the car]
Pedro: Uuhhh - His name is RAALLLPH, man!
Arresting Officer: Sir, could I please see your license?
Arresting Officer: Your license. Where's your license?
Pedro: It's back there on the bumper, man!
Arresting Officer: No, I mean your DRIVER'S license.
Pedro: Oh yeah, I got the bullshit back here man...
[gets license with great difficulty]
Pedro: Hey I thought'a somethin' really funny, man... Your mother!
Arresting Officer: [after dirty look, of course] Sir, what's your name?
Pedro: uuhhh... Isn't in on the license, man? Yeah, that's it! Pedro De Pacas, man, that's my name...
Up in Smoke
Daves not here man.........
No movie beats the Blues Brothers for great lines. The all time classic as posted about 25 times,
Its 106 miles to Chcago.........
"Hey Hot Rod"
Aloha Bobby and Rose - Bobby has a 68 Camaro, Rose has a 5 year old kid. On their first date they become lovers and fugitives.. Starring Paul LeMat
And one more .....
D-Day: Hey, quit your blubberin'. When I get through with this baby (the Lincoln Continental) you won't even recognize it.
Otter: Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You fucked up - you trusted us! Hey, make the best of it! Maybe we can help.
Flounder: [crying] That's easy for you to say! What am I going to tell Fred?
Otter: I'll tell you what. We'll tell Fred you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but you parked it out back last night and in the morning, it was gone. We report it to the police, D-Day takes care of the wreck, the insurance company buys your brother a new car.
Flounder: Will that work?
Otter: Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth.
Bluto: [thrusting six-pack into Flounder's hands] My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Otter: Better listen to him, Flounder, he's in pre-med.
D-Day: [firing up blow-torch] There you go now, just leave everything to me.
But even better, IMHO (having seen it first on the big screen back in the Jurrasic era), was after the Charger trails Bullitt, loses him, looks around, and the audience sees BULLITT show up in the CHARGER'S rear view mirror.
We all knew that shot meant McQueen was out for blood, and that was why the bad guy cinched his belt.
Best line, " Kick her in the guts Barry. " from Mad Max.
Worst line, " It's got a Motec System Exhaust! " from Fast & Furious.
i was half way through the thread and i didn't see these one's yet
"when this baby his 88 mph your going to see some serious shit" Back to the future
"i want you to go out and hit the pace car, Why the pace car? cuz thats the only car your havn't hit yet" Days of thunder
"with the custom paint job i see about 4000, but the paints fadded, yeaahh but it's custom! IT's custom fadded???" Transformers
" LAWRENCE OF ARABRIA" Hollywood knights
"I Wanna go FAST" Ricky Bobby
One of my FAVS.
"He's in a 46 ford and were in a delorian, He'd rip thought us like a tin can" Back to the future
"U like my 20's? they aint 20's but they clean,yea they 10's but i keep them clean though" Next Friday
He went sailing right out there!........ Itsamadmadmadmadworld.
and just about every line after that
"hey it's a studeabaker" Mischief
anyone remember it was maybe in the 80's where charlie sheen was killed and comes back drivin a super fast car and made the guys who killed him crash into him and then the car would disapear, whats the name of it
it's actually "stand by for justice!"
from the california kid....
when martin sheen opens the hood of the kid.
cop "everything AND the kitchen sink"
from the muppet movie...
fozzie bear to kermit the frog.
"ahhh, a bear in his natural habitat....a studebaker".
from the munsters episode "hot rod herman".
sandy baylors dad when he sees the munster koach:" what is THAT?!"
herman: "oh...you noticed it. it's just an ordinary family car, with a 425 cubic inch engine, high lift cam and ten 2 barrels."
herman looking at the dragula for the first time
herman munster: "gee grandpa, that's a very novel grill." (looking at the tombstone)
grandpa "what novel grill? that's my license plate from the old country."
herman:" born 1367...died ?".
eddie munster: "gee grandpa, those organ pipes are a neat exhaust".
grandpa: "this is the only dragster in america, that can play oh promise me in second gear".
herman munster to sandy baylors dad when he sees his dragster: "what kind of car is that?"
sandy baylors dad "why...it's a rail"
herman:"ohhhhhh yeah.... i had an uncle who was ridden out of town on one of those once, but it wasn't that modern".
from hollywood nights
officer bimbeau :" ok you weener schitzels..lets get these over price sewing machines outta here !"
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