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Favorite Car Movie Lines

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ranchero, Dec 13, 2006.

  1. r8odecay
    Joined: Nov 8, 2006
    Posts: 787


    movie called twister (not the tornado one) Crispin glover driving

    Passenger: Man you really need to slow down!

    Driver: It's not's this road.
  2. "Youd do better keeping your eyes on the road..."

    "Thanks pal but we already seen it! hahaha"

    Hot Rods to Hell
  3. Paul Y
    Joined: Dec 29, 2006
    Posts: 633

    Paul Y

    The Black and Decker aquarium pump line from Hot Rod is one of my favorites along with a line from Big Wednesday.

    <HR width="30&#37;"> Matt Johnson: You know, Mrs. Barlow, there's something I'd like straighten out.
    Mrs. Barlow: What's that, Matt?
    Matt Johnson: Well, I did a lot of things around here I'm kind of ashamed of. I tore up your lawn with my '40 Ford...
    Mrs. Barlow: Many times.
    Matt Johnson: Took my pants off in front of your friends...
    Mrs. Barlow: Oh, yes.
    Matt Johnson: And I even passed out in your closet, but I never, and I don't know who could have if I didn't, but I never, and I repeat never, ever pissed in your steam iron.

  4. 'Mo
    Joined: Sep 26, 2007
    Posts: 7,432


    "Son, you don't even know what you want out of life."
    "Yes I do ! ... A PINK CONVERTIBLE !!! " ( Elvis, in " King Creole " )

    " Points. " ( TLB )
  5. First you traded the Cadillac in for a microphone. Then you lied to me about the band. And now you're gonna put me right back in the joint!

    They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God.

    I bet these cops got SCMODS.


    State County Municipal Offender Data System
  6. RacerRick
    Joined: May 16, 2005
    Posts: 2,753


    The first one is The Heavenly Kid (1985).

    The second one is Catch me if you can (1988).
  7. Ol Blue
    Joined: Oct 31, 2005
    Posts: 394

    Ol Blue
    from In

    From Joe the Pharoah's Merc as the goaded the Cop to chase them after Curt cabled the cop car to the post.

    Giving them the finger and shouting. THIS ONE"S FOR JUSTICE!! You know the rest of the story...:)

    Ol Blue
  8. "Shooooot, I'm the best backwards driver in all uh Carburetor County!"
  9. From Death Proof:
    Stuntman Mike: Hey, Pam, remember when I said this car was death proof? Well, that wasn't a lie. This car is a hundred percent death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat.
    [slams his foot onto the brake and sends Pam flying face-first into his dashboard]
  10. G V Gordon
    Joined: Oct 29, 2002
    Posts: 5,699

    G V Gordon
    from Enid OK

    Jake: "I get out of prison and you pick me up in a COP CAR! Wheres the Caddy, Where's the blues mobile?"
    Elwood: "I traded it for a microphone."
    Jake: "Oh, OK"

    Probably only hillarious to old musicians.
  11. scrappy
    Joined: Jul 9, 2007
    Posts: 87


    Great quotes! Not really a car movie, but here's a few good ones from Cry Baby:

    The judge: By the way, that's a shame about your face.
    Hatchet-face: There's nothing the matter with my face. I got character!

    Pepper: My brother wouldn't touch your titties with a ten foot pole. He likes his women bad, Lenora, not cheap.

    Cry Baby: I may be a drape, but I love your granddaughter. And if that's a crime, I'll stand convicted, ma'am.

    Uncle Belveder Rickettes: Woo-wee, you caught me in my birthday suit! Buck naked!

    Cry Baby: I'm going to sing something, something hillbilly, something colored, something my daddy would have loved.
  12. Johnnyzoom
    Joined: Jun 23, 2006
    Posts: 319

    from Florida

    "Are you the po-lice?"
    "No, ma'am, we're musicians" BLUES BROTHERS

    "There's no basement in the Alamo"
    "Sorry, I didn't know that either" PEE-WEE's BIG ADVENTURE
  13. peter fonda in dirty larry & crazy mary "if you ever pull a stunt like that again I'll break every bone in your crouch" after she grabbed the wheel of their 66 belair 4dr at speed
  14. 3Deuce40
    Joined: Oct 17, 2006
    Posts: 691

    from Colorado

    "Chicks don't put out in a Studebakers. Chevy's, Merc's and Ford's are the best. Studebaker, thats worse than a DeSoto" Mischeif
  15. EEZI
    Joined: Nov 6, 2006
    Posts: 109


    Any of a hundred from American Graffiti, of course, so I 'll toss in "Top end? Unnn-limited !" from Dirty Mary Crazy Larry.
    Lots of classics everyone has added.
  16. injectedA
    Joined: Apr 27, 2002
    Posts: 590


    King of the Mountain (actually a pretty damn good movie) and the LAPD helicopter to Steve after they have him stopped: "Good run! Sharp through Sweeper, clean past Deadman's, a little sloppy through Grandstand, but I gotta tell you something, asshole, you are in violation of Section 148 of the Penal Code: Evading arrest. Section 22349 of the Vehicle Code: Maximum speed limit. Section 22350: Basic speed law. Section 23109B: Exhibition of speed…"
  17. YEAH BUDDY!!! this is still one of my top 5 car flicks ever!! I got to spend some time up there in the late 70s when my folks moved to LA........Dennis Hopper was the shit in this,even if the "hero" drove a porche'
  18. howd ya like the crashout: warren beatty
  19. strike a poser
    Joined: May 23, 2007
    Posts: 399

    strike a poser
    from Salinas,CA

    Fast times at ridgemont high, "Dudes on ludes should'nt drive".
  20. jbon64
    Joined: Jul 26, 2006
    Posts: 470


    hollywood knights

    newbomb turk - VOOOOOOLARE !!!!! braaaaappp
  21. Steve-Cook
    Joined: Jul 22, 2007
    Posts: 489

    from Garner, NC

    If brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose. AG
  22. oldoldsnutsandbolts
    Joined: Dec 26, 2007
    Posts: 36

    from Butte, MT

    Bimbeau: Lemme tell you buttholes somethin'! This shit's wwaaayyyyy outta line! And you squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth... or you're goin' downtown!

    -Hollywood Knights <--one of the best movies ever
  23. Not a car flick (but there is at least one hot rodder in it ;) ) as the Bones Brigade is leaving the used car lot after chopping the top off a 4 door Caddy:
    Car Salesman: Goodbye boys! Look out for the red button in the glovebox!
    Bones Brigade: What?!?!?
    Car Salesman: Nevermind.

    From the Search for Animal Chin.

    As they are driving I think it's Tommy Guerrero that says "If this thing went any slower it could leave snail tracks.
  24. Just check my signature !!! My favorite AG line.
  25. From the greatest car movie of all time.
    I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.
    Vin Diesel as Dom in The Fast and The Furious.

    Or maybe Dudley from Hollywood Knights: I need my puffer.

  26. MichaelDorman
    Joined: Apr 27, 2001
    Posts: 849


    "There's a difference between fast and dangerous, I'm fast, he's dangerous"

    Moonshine Highway
  27. bfink55
    Joined: May 31, 2007
    Posts: 247

    from Turlock CA

    holy shit THRASHERBILL ! , the search for animal chin that brings back some memories , i guess i better get up in the attic and start digging through old vhs tapes

  28. Nomadness
    Joined: Oct 26, 2007
    Posts: 462


    Biker Movie Wild Angels Peter Fonda

    We want to free to ride our machines without being hassled by the man, and we want to get loaded.:D
  29. I guess you haven't seen very many movies. That movie had no redeeming qualities whatsoever. And I'm not talking about Knights either. In fact, mentioning the two together is an enormous insult.
  30. 41woodie
    Joined: Mar 3, 2004
    Posts: 1,089


    Fonzie to Richie while discussing the fact that in a particular position he couldn't see anything in the rearview mirror on his bike. "It don't matter where I've been, It's how cool I look on the way".

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