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Favorite Car Movie Lines

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ranchero, Dec 13, 2006.

  1. last night i heard humphry bogart in "only the lonley" 1950
    after he beats up(almost kills) a guy driving the calori 36 ford custom he just ran into...
    "who do they think they are ..hopup a car and they think they own the road....
    paperdog
     
  2. 303racer
    Joined: Aug 23, 2006
    Posts: 516

    303racer
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    Days Of Thunder "Rubbing's racing"


    and the best line's of all american graffiti

    WOLFMAN
    Ah, yeah, listen, you got any more of those secret agent spy-
    scopes?
    MAN
    Hit parade on the stethoscope?
    WOLFMAN
    No. No, the secret agent spy-scope, man. That pulls in the moon,
    the sky and the planets...and the satellites and the little bitty
    space men.
    MAN You must have the wrong number, partner

    Gas ATTENDANT American graffiti
    ''Took the header plugs off. Expectin' some action''

    Wolfman :sticky little mothers ain't they
     
  3. Chebby belair
    Joined: Apr 17, 2006
    Posts: 832

    Chebby belair
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    from Australia

    Hell I remember that movie, I didn't know it was the Jack Calori car.

    Another good old one is a Jimmy Stewart (?) movie called the Falconer Story. At one stage he pulls into a gas station in the middle of nowhere and there is a kid there with a stripped down jalopy. Kid says - 'It'll do 80 on the straightaway!' - always loved that line...
     
  4. johnnyboy
    Joined: Aug 28, 2006
    Posts: 57

    johnnyboy
    Member

    "shit wipes off " arnie cuntingham

    "a field car? what's a field car" bob falfa AG

    "last of the v8's" mad max
     
  5. McKee
    Joined: Jul 22, 2005
    Posts: 1,193

    McKee

    In "The Worlds Fastest Indian"
    when Bert Munro finally sees the Bonneville salt flats for the first time and says "this here is hallowed ground,....hallowed ground".
     
  6. BuickinaBucket
    Joined: Jun 8, 2004
    Posts: 204

    BuickinaBucket
    Member
    from Newark, DE

    Can't believe this Two Lane quote was missed....

    GTO: "That car ain't got..."
    Driver (interrupts): "We'll race."

    GOD I love it! It's so "put up or shut up."
    Also, no one put in the quote below in my sig!
     
  7. Suave's Buick
    Joined: Oct 24, 2006
    Posts: 119

    Suave's Buick
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    The movie with Clint Eastwood and Charlie Sheen about "car jacking", i can't remember the name.

    Clint said: "The true deffenition of a criminal is some one who whould take a fine piece of machinery like that, and paint it that ugly color."

    talking about the neon lime green Lotus Esprit...
     
  8. born lucky
    Joined: Nov 6, 2006
    Posts: 8

    born lucky
    Member

    This is God's country-
    Don'drive like Hell!
    " He would ride out on the hood if it'd make the damn thing go faster!"
     
  9. Repo Man has some great ones, not necessarily car related....
    "Wow! That was intense!''
    "Life of a repo man is always intense"

    Punkers: " Lets do some crimes! "
    "Yea! We'll get sushi, and not pay!"

    Doc
     
  10. :rolleyes: just a glimpse of the grille and the 35 -36 side view
    i am suggesting calori here til ther is proof
    ... bogart rams it with a ragtop 49 merc..
    (what stopped me while surfin around in the first place)
    .. now i have to find this tape cd and freeze frame it
    paperdog
     
  11. bigjohns57
    Joined: Jan 14, 2008
    Posts: 2

    bigjohns57
    Member
    from Alabama

    "Make it three motherf#@$@! and we'll have an AUTOMOBILE race!"
    -James Taylor in TWO LANE BLACKTOP
     
  12. bigjohns57
    Joined: Jan 14, 2008
    Posts: 2

    bigjohns57
    Member
    from Alabama

    Hello,

    The first movie you asked about is called The Heavenly Kid dated 1985 with actors Lewis Smith and Jason Gedric, of Iron Eagle fame. This movie to me has a sucky plot but the Chevy to me was worth the watch!! Actually sparked my love for '57s!! It is available on DVD.

    The second movie I would like to know myself, possibly called Shutdown, heard of but never seen it.

    Here's a third one for you---check out 1977's Thunder and Lightning, David Carradine chases bad moonshine in a black '57 Belair 4 door hardtop, with many fine car chases!!! It is also on DVD.

    Hope this is of some help to you!!

    John Hiles
     
  13. Four fried chickens....and a Coke...
     
  14. Harris
    Joined: Feb 15, 2007
    Posts: 863

    Harris
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    Sauves Buick - the movies called "the rookie"
     
  15. COOP666
    Joined: May 8, 2007
    Posts: 706

    COOP666
    Member
    from Austin TX

    Repo Man:

    Bud: Credit is a sacred trust, it's what our free society is founded on. Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? I said, do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia?
    Otto: They don't pay bills in Russia, it's all free.
    Bud: All free? Free my ass. What are you, a fuckin' commie? Huh?
    Otto: No, I ain't no commie.
    Bud: Well, you better not be. I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.
     
  16. tfeverfred
    Joined: Nov 11, 2006
    Posts: 15,792

    tfeverfred
    Member

    "Hey Bunky? You remember Robert Mitchum in Thunder road? I'm gonna powder his face."

    Peter Fonda (Larry) while driving the yellow Charger in "Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry"
     
  17. sammyg
    Joined: Dec 30, 2007
    Posts: 183

    sammyg
    Member

    "Did ya see that?! They went right through our road block!
    You sumbitches couldn't close an umbrella!"

    "The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.
    The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it!"

    -Smokey and the Bandit
     
  18. Catch Me If You Can, 1989, with M. Emmet Walsh and Geoffrey Lewis.
     
  19. Karpo
    Joined: Oct 9, 2007
    Posts: 103

    Karpo
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    PUSH THE BUTTON MAX!

    The Great Race/ Jack Lemmon aka Prof Fate
     
  20. hotrodhenry
    Joined: Aug 18, 2006
    Posts: 44

    hotrodhenry
    Member
    from elmonte,ca

    "you got the header plugs out you expecting some action"ag gas station atendent to milner
    "you got peanut butter in your ears, whats that girl got on...her mind"smokey and the bandit
     
  21. Ka-chow!

    You know, some automotive yoga could really lower your RPMs, man.

    Come on. I'm a racecar, you're... a much older racecar, but under the hood, you and I are the same.
     
  22. MUNCIE
    Joined: Jan 24, 2006
    Posts: 2,279

    MUNCIE
    Member

    Joe: I got an idea I got a crazy idea...



    Joe:Get down! OK now, you got it? I'm staying here, you're on your own.
    Curt: Wait a minute, wait a minute, Joe, wait a minute. What if he hears me?
    Joe: Shhh. Listen, listen! Look at it this way. Now, you got three choices. One, you chicken out and in that case I let Ants tie you to the car and drag you around a little bit and you don't want that.
    Curt: No.
    Joe: Two, you foul up and Holstein hears you and, well uh, you don't want that, right?
    Curt: No, I don't.
    Joe: Three, you're successful and you join the Pharaohs with a car coat and a blood initiation and all that, huh?
    [Pats Curt on the shoulder and runs back to the car]
    Curt: What? Wait a minute, wait a minute. What blood initiation?
     
  23. The_Monster
    Joined: Sep 8, 2003
    Posts: 1,754

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    It goes like this:
    I lost my wife too. Her name wasnt Hiedi though, and it wasnt in a flood.

    See the bum thinks Toad said Hiedi, not ID.

    One of my favs is Toad after ralphing behind a car. Theres a silence, then you hear Toad say, "Aah Rats."

    And one of my other thousand favs is always in my signature below
     
  24. MUNCIE
    Joined: Jan 24, 2006
    Posts: 2,279

    MUNCIE
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  25. Hardware
    Joined: Dec 18, 2005
    Posts: 91

    Hardware
    Member
    from West Coast

    "Nobody with a good car needs to worry about nothin' do you understand." - Wise Blood 1979

    That line along with several others were sampled by the band Ministry for the song "Jesus Built My Hotrod".
     
  26. GREASEMONKEY72
    Joined: Nov 29, 2007
    Posts: 497

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    "i want you to go out there and hit the pace car"
    "the pace car? why the pace car?"
    "cuz youve hit everything else and i want you to be perfect"
     
  27. hoof
    Joined: Jul 14, 2006
    Posts: 620

    hoof
    Member

    Not a car movie, but two funny car quotes from "Old School."

    Marissa: That's really, loud.
    Frank: Yeah, thanks. Took the restrictor plate off to give the Red Dragon some juice. But it ain't exactly street legal so keep it on the down low.

    Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
    Cab Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.


    CHAZ
     
  28. Nailhead
    Joined: Oct 3, 2007
    Posts: 540

    Nailhead
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    "Show me......" Arnie Cunningham, "Christine"

    I've tried that line a few times on my Riv....hasn't worked yet.....

    Elwood: Shit.
    Jake: What?
    Elwood: Rollers...
    Jake: No.
    Elwood: Yeah.
    Jake: Shit.
     
  29. vivalahotrod
    Joined: May 6, 2007
    Posts: 743

    vivalahotrod
    Member

    Cheech and Chong`s Up in Smoke

    Hey how am I driving, man?
    I think we're parked.
     
  30. TINGLER
    Joined: Nov 6, 2002
    Posts: 3,412

    TINGLER

    "I don't know man, I just got here myself!"

    "You're blaspheming again, I don't have to work with a blasphemer"

    ....and my absolute favorite:

    "Perhaps it was a result of anxiety."
     

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