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Favorite Car Movie Lines

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ranchero, Dec 13, 2006.

  1. The other one is even weirder, there's a high school guy who drag races for money, and somehow the school principal gets involved, and they need to win this race through town to win some money, but the drag racing mafia bad guys wreck the kid's Chevelle, so they find a '57 Chevy that apparently the prinicipal used to race when he was a kid, and they fix it up to win the race? There was also a part in that movie where they drive the '57 through a car wash and clean all the paint off of it so it's a different color, then a bunch of other '57's come out of the car wash to confuse everyone.
    bad as my descriptions of them are. Anyone know what I'm rambling about?[/quote]
  2. [/quote] Sorry about the blank first post. The second movie is ''Catch me if you can''
  3. Buckle
    Joined: Feb 17, 2005
    Posts: 380


    I love this thread, really gets my blood really flowing. I'm a huge fan of AG, I like so many of the lines, so many are memorable to me. I have one in mind that I haven't seen, this is at the end when Toad and John are standing by John's car:

    John, I don't know what you're talking about. It was the most
    beautiful thing I've ever seen. That guy, he might as well get a
    wheelchair and roll himself home. Man, you got the
    bitchinist car in the Valley. You'll always be number one, John.
    You're the greatest.

    Great scene!!!
  4. Ranchero
    Joined: Apr 19, 2006
    Posts: 82


    One AG line that I haven't seen in this thread:

    Milner: "File it under CS"
  5. Vanishing Point at the end where the Challenger/Cuda turns into a 68 Camaro after hitting the bulldozers.
  6. Mondo454
    Joined: May 6, 2005
    Posts: 89


    - Feast your eyes, Patrick.
    - What is it?

    The Patty Wagon.
    Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons.
    Let me show you some of its features.

    Sesame-seed finish,
    steel-belted pickles,grilled-leather interior.
    And under the hood,a fuel-injected french-fryer
    with dual overhead grease traps.

    - Wow.
    - Yeah, wow.

    Hey, I thought you didn't have
    a driver's license?

    You don't need a license
    to drive a sandwich.

    Saw this with my son and God-Daughter and thought it was hilarious! SpongeBob Square Pants Movie.:D
  7. Buckle
    Joined: Feb 17, 2005
    Posts: 380


  8. Gruizer54
    Joined: Apr 23, 2001
    Posts: 84


  9. Yo Baby
    Joined: Jul 11, 2004
    Posts: 2,812

    Yo Baby

    "Hell I don't even turn on the headlights til I'm doin' a 150"

    Moonshine Highway
  10. Mike
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 3,532


    From AG:

    Joe: Do you know Gil Gonzales?
    Curt: No.
    Joe: Well you outta, that's his car you got your butt parked on.
  11. ROADRACERS."well dude,where does that leave me?"
    "a fadin image in my rear view darlin"
  12. from AG,when toad runs backwards into the car behind him
    excuseme but we just had an accidesnt
    toad-i wont report you this time but next time watch it
  13. jonnyquest
    Joined: Nov 30, 2006
    Posts: 24

    from Nebraska

    I always loved the part in AG when Milner finally decides to race and looks over and says "Paradise Road."

    Two words. Way frickin' cool. :cool:
  14. rockabillyjoe
    Joined: Jan 25, 2004
    Posts: 441

    from Seattle

    Clint Howard ! He and the ferel kid were seperated at birth.
    dan c likes this.
  15. Appleseed
    Joined: Feb 21, 2005
    Posts: 1,053


    Ah the Blues Bothers faithful.
    How could you forget “ Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don’t fail me now.”
  16. poncho62
    Joined: Nov 23, 2005
    Posts: 1,094


    I always felt sorry for Opies little bro, until the Opster went bald too.........................of course, so did I.
  17. alchemy
    Joined: Sep 27, 2002
    Posts: 16,595


    You ain't a tractor, are ya? Tractors is so dumb.
  18. ynottayblock
    Joined: Dec 23, 2005
    Posts: 1,954


    great scene
  19. Not really a car movie as such, but the DeLorean plays a fairly major part....This is one of my favourite lines from Back To The Future....

    Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean? :eek:
  20. THX_138
    Joined: Nov 11, 2006
    Posts: 290



    DRUNK: I lost my wife too.... cept her name wasn't I.D. ..... and it wasn't in a flood.

    the all time classic Falfa: Well I ain't nobody...... DORK!
  21. s.r.i.
    Joined: Aug 6, 2005
    Posts: 1,078

    from Hell

    Makinzie Phillips "your car is uglier then I am. That didn't come out right"
  22. 1952henry
    Joined: Jan 8, 2006
    Posts: 806


    Darnell calling Christine a mechanical asshole. Of course, Christine pinches him for his rudeness.
  23. Jimv
    Joined: Dec 5, 2001
    Posts: 2,924


    Cop: wheres your license?
    Cheech: its on the bumper!!

    Up in smoke
  24. In AG when Richard Dreyfus is sittin on the Pharoahs Merc front fender; the Pharoahs come up and Dreyfus says "are you talkin to me?" and Bo Hopkins says " No, I'm talkin to the other 15 (?) creeps here".
  25. chopshopboss65
    Joined: Apr 4, 2006
    Posts: 75


    Wait let me get my window tool outa the trunk. hey thats not a window tool thats a brick......gone in 60 seconds every repoman losves that one. or whats better stealing cars or sex? sex while stealing cars
  26. xtralow 60
    Joined: Apr 24, 2005
    Posts: 260

    xtralow 60
    from houston

    Cheech " Keep a knockin but you cant come in " When cop knocks on window in up in smoke. also "fiirst gearrrrrrr, second gearrrrr. When he pics up chong hitch hiking
  27. Squablow
    Joined: Apr 26, 2005
    Posts: 14,859


    The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine out of a car, you might as well do it with some style. Besides, the stainless steel construction helps......

    Easily my favorite movie. Crispin Glover (the guy who played George McFly) bought a '62 Stude radio delete plate from me on eBay and I got his autograph. How cool is that?
  28. PRoz
    Joined: Dec 6, 2002
    Posts: 240


    Fix the cigarette lighter - Jake - Blues Brothers

    Hey Double Bubble - Cheech - Up i Smoke
  29. wsdad
    Joined: Dec 31, 2005
    Posts: 1,258


    "Trapped in time.
    Surrounded by evil.
    Low on gas."

    Sounds like a typical Saturday night for a HAMBer.

    (Army of Darkness, 1993)
  30. merc-o-madness
    Joined: Aug 23, 2004
    Posts: 1,544



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