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Favorite Car Movie Lines

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ranchero, Dec 13, 2006.

  1. And how are you gonna get to work Mr Lead Foot, Mr Hot Rod, Mr Motor Head? Those cops took your license away. They got your name, your address.

    No they don't got my address. I falsified my renewal. I put 1060 West Addison.

    1060 West Addison? That's Wrigley Field.


    It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?


    Oh no.

    What the fuck was that?

    The motor. We've thrown a rod.

    Is that serious?


    It's slippin' a bit in third gear.

    Get me the 9/16th's and the Vise Grips!
  2. I think that is my all time favorite one.

  3. from AG is that you in that beatifull car?? GEEZE what a waste of machinery
  4. Let me tell ya Melba Toast is packing.
  5. Ranchero
    Joined: Apr 19, 2006
    Posts: 82


    "...Born with a steering wheel in his hand and lead in his foot, cruising at the speed of fright..."
  6. BoomBoom
    Joined: Jun 17, 2002
    Posts: 875


    Biker flick but still one of my favorite lines. From the "Wild One"
    Chick in bar: What are you rebellin agaisnt Johnny?
    Brando: Whataya got?
  7. Joe Grippo
    Joined: Dec 28, 2005
    Posts: 292

    Joe Grippo

    For the good old American lifestyle: For the money, for the glory, and for the fun... mostly for the money. - Bandit
  8. ynottayblock
    Joined: Dec 23, 2005
    Posts: 1,954


    suprised no one has posted this yet, another clasic from AG:

    "why don't you shut up baby! you're gonna be begging for mercy when i get this thing rolling"
    bob falfa
    dan c likes this.
  9. Gator
    Joined: Dec 29, 2005
    Posts: 4,016


    Not a line per se, but one of my favorite scenes is when Robert Mitchum flicks the cigarette butt over and hits the guy in the other car during a chase.

    I also really dig the scene in Bullitt when the bad guy figures out what's coming next and cinches down his seat belt.
  10. 50flathead
    Joined: Mar 8, 2005
    Posts: 1,104

    from Iowa, USA

    Not exactly a car movie but a cool car scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
    The two teenagers were out thrashing in the younger teens older jock brother's Z-28. They wrecked the car and the younger kid panicked and kept repeating "my brothers gonna shit, he's gonna kill us" to that the other replied "Make up your mind dude. Is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?" "I can fix it, my brothers got the most awsome set of tools!"
  11. RatBone
    Joined: Sep 15, 2006
    Posts: 660


    "Is that a cross between piss yellow and puke green?"
    or something like that AG
  12. 40 & 61 Fords
    Joined: May 17, 2006
    Posts: 2,000

    40 & 61 Fords

    The signature line I use is the only good part of "Stroker Ace". It's from the very beginning of the movie when Stroker and his buddy are kids riding with his buddies dad in the old Ford "shine" truck. As the law starts chasing them, the old man starts pounding through the gears...
    "You boy's better hold on cuz I'm gonna have to stand on it"
  13. Russco
    Joined: Nov 27, 2005
    Posts: 4,167

    from Central IL

    Does'nt Fonda also say to her "Shut up or I'll braid your tits"or something like that

    But my Favorite line from TLB Is GTO "what you trying to do blow my mind? "after he goes for a ride in the chevy
  14. theracedude
    Joined: Dec 6, 2004
    Posts: 404


    Were On A Mission From God.
  15. Rix2Six
    Joined: Jun 24, 2003
    Posts: 806

    from So. Cal.

    I was gonna post that one if it wasn't already up!
  16. Kilroy
    Joined: Aug 2, 2001
    Posts: 3,225

    from Orange, Ca

    "You drive pretty good for a quadraped!"

    Bill Murray Goundhog Day
  17. 38pickup
    Joined: Aug 11, 2004
    Posts: 1,109


    here are a few more qoutes from the blues brothers...

    Elwood: [after crashing the Bluesmobile in a car dealership] The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year!

    Burton Mercer: [to Trooper Daniel] Hi! Wanna hand me the mike?
    [Daniel gives him the police radio]
    Burton Mercer: Thanks a lot.
    [speaking in radio]
    Burton Mercer: Hi, this is car um...
    [to Officer Mount]
    Burton Mercer: What number are we?
    Officer Mount: Five-five.
    Burton Mercer: [to radio] Car 55. Um... we're in a truck!
    [chuckles nervously]

    ELWOOD: I think we blew a rod.
    JAKE: Is that serious?

    From days of thunder:

    Cole, you're all over the track. - He just slammed into me.
    He didn't slam you or bump you. He rubbed you. Rubbing is racing.

    - I've got to pit. - No, we're busy now.
    - We're eating ice cream. - Ice cream!
    You can come in and get one, but it wouldn't impress NASCAR.
    You have enough trouble riding around the track as it is.
  18. Terry
    Joined: Jul 3, 2002
    Posts: 1,825


    Newbomb. did you cum?

    Hollywood Knights
  19. Duration
    Joined: Oct 2, 2006
    Posts: 543

    from Wayne, MI

    "you cant stay with the same high forever" ~ warren oates in Two Lane Blacktop

    "when your walking on eggs, dont hop!" ~ Warren oates in Blue Thunder
  20. TIME IS SPEED, SPEED IS TIME! Dennis hopper in king of the hill.
  21. You can never go fast enough....... two lane blacktop
  22. Rob Kozak
    Joined: Aug 18, 2005
    Posts: 442

    Rob Kozak

    "Duke mighta got whooped by those almond eye guys but wait till I get my rail job."
    Hollywood Nights
  23. poncho62
    Joined: Nov 23, 2005
    Posts: 1,094


    "It does have a bit of a Wang to it" ...Officer Bimbo, Hollywood Knights.
  24. Lowbrow52
    Joined: Jun 27, 2006
    Posts: 136


    That is the greatest movie line ever....
    Joined: Jun 3, 2005
    Posts: 8,185


    James Cagney in "Public Enemy" while having his LaSalle parked:

    "Hey stoop! Dat ain't no Ford there's gears in there!"
  26. nick_s
    Joined: Apr 11, 2006
    Posts: 436

    from Ohio

    I can relate to the scene where he drops off Jenny at her house "Mr Munn lives right around the corner. g'night." and a rolling burnout ensues past Mr. Munns house....Except mine was the mayor's

    I hope Im not alone when i say I really enjoy that movie.

    "It's got a 427 big block Dillon, one tough engine. Gave her a new cam, mags, headers, elephant carb. How long did you say this race was again?"
  27. Muttley
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
    Posts: 18,449


    "You cant call shotgun for the whole night........get in the back punk." Carlos-American Graffiti.
  28. The37Kid
    Joined: Apr 30, 2004
    Posts: 27,892


    The best Cagney race car movie is "The Crowd Roars" (1932), best line comes from the actor playing his kid brother who is trying to quilify a new twoman Duesenberg Indy car. "Fred & Augie say it'll go, and that's good enough for me!"
  29. "Ain't no chickens in this coupe" Frankie Avalon to Fabian in Fireball 500
  30. ''Hold on baby its a roller coster ride'' Dirty Mary Crazy Larry

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