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Favorite Car Movie Lines

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ranchero, Dec 13, 2006.

  1. Oh, oh yes! A '51 Commander?

    Kermit: Gee. A Studebaker. Where did you get it?
    Fozzie: Oh, my uncle left it to me.
    Kermit: Huh, is he dead?
    Fozzie: No, he's hibernating.
  2. Fat Hack
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
    Posts: 7,709

    Fat Hack
    from Detroit

    "Yeah, a Den Mother in a Vega!" - cop to Candy Clark in 'Blue Thunder'.

    "Jim Goose! Larger than Life and twice as ugly!" -from 'Mad Max'.

    "Look...if I carred to bother, I could suck you right up my tailpipe!" - GTO in 'Two Lane Blacktop'.

    "I'm goin! I'm goin! I got the metal to the pedal and the thing to the floor!" - Sally Field in 'Smokey & The Bandit'.

    "You sumbitches couldn't close an umbrella!" - Buford T Justice!

    "You can shut the gate on this one,'s the Dog's Guts!" - another Goose-ism!

    "What the hell's he got in that thing...a rocket?!" - cop chasing Burt Reynolds' boat in 'Gator'.

    "This will set us all the way back to the 1980s!" - guy at the end of 'The Last Chase'.

    "Let's go blow this guy!" - Sandra Bullock
    "AWAY! Let's go blow this guy AWAY! Sheesh!" - Sylvester Stallone, 'Demolition Man'.

    "I punctured the gas tank." - Keanu Reeves
    "WHAT?! Why...did you need another challenge or something?!" - Sandra Bullock, 'Speed'.

    "My mom said I couldn't handle a V8!" - Ben Stiller as 'Starsky'.

    "What?! Do I look like Redd Foxx to you?!" - Eddie Murphy in 'Metro'.

    "You're right about this rice grindin' horse, though...I oughtta give it a bullet!" - The Marlboro Man!

    "Let's go! Riding low!" - Lowrider guys in some dorky Ron Howard movie.

    "I figured your ass was too precious for vinyl!"
    "You're right!" - Eric Stoltz & Lea Thompson in 'Some Kind of Wonderful'.

    "A Beamer? Doesn't anyone buy American anymore?" - John Cusack in 'Grosse Pointe Blank'.

    "No way you get full points! That guy's still moving!" - Bozo's buddy in 'The Toxic Avenger'.

    "I just put in some new lifters...I'm gonna blow Matinski away!"
    "Yeah, Matinski's a fag!" - 'My Science Project'.

    "Naw! It was a stock block Hemi...I saw the decal!" - 'Dirty Larry, Crazy Mary'.

    "You gonna build it up to a 302?" - cop to Bobby in 'Aloha Bobby & Rose'.

    "What...are we holding the dance HERE?!" - my favorite line by M Emmett Walsh in 'Catch Me if you Can'!!!

    "Sorry I'm late...I had to stop for gas...twice." - Michael J Fox in 'High School USA'.

    "Second gear's shot and she only rolls forwards, but she'll get you where you need to go, Kid." - Patrick Swayzee to C Thomas Howell in 'Grandview USA'.
  3. kool32
    Joined: Nov 9, 2006
    Posts: 330

    from Kentucky

  4. kool32
    Joined: Nov 9, 2006
    Posts: 330

    from Kentucky

  5. kool32
    Joined: Nov 9, 2006
    Posts: 330

    from Kentucky

  6. ETwagon
    Joined: Apr 6, 2007
    Posts: 97

    from Arizona

    Car salesman Rudy Russo from 'Used Cars' on why he wants to get into politics.
    Sounds a tad close to a candidate we have for president.
    "Luke the machine is looking for a fresh face, someone with style, someone with flair, someone with no axes to grind, someone who is willing to tell the people what they want to hear. LUKE THEIR LOOKIN' FOR ME!"
  7. Mudslinger
    Joined: Aug 3, 2005
    Posts: 1,964


    jesus palimino I say that alot lol... I picked it up from that movie.
  8. Funny, I've seen that move many times and don't remember her in it. I'll have to have a screening this weekend.
  9. banjorear
    Joined: Jul 30, 2004
    Posts: 3,842


    Blues Brothers

    Scene in the stolen cop car and oil is spewing onto the windshield:

    I think we blew a rod.
    Is that bad?

    The deadpan delivery is classic!
  10. Fat Hack
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
    Posts: 7,709

    Fat Hack
    from Detroit

    Candy Clark plays Roy Scheider's girlfriend in that movie...she's a redhead instead of a blonde, though!
  11. Fat Hack
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
    Posts: 7,709

    Fat Hack
    from Detroit

    Ha Ha..."You're really ridin' with the Angels, Sweetheart!"

    Here's the chase scene from "Blue Thunder" with Roy Scheider flying the helicopter and Candy Clark driving the Vega (they're on the same side!)...I've never been able to figure out how the roof got dented in on the car, though!!
  12. Hey, PHUCK Frank, mang! Oh, Scarface wasn't a car movie?

  13. Sorry, have to be the movie Nazi (Blues Brothers is my fav movie)
    The cop car wasnt stolen, it was bought from the Mount Prospect City police auction, they were practically giving them away!;)
    In the second movie (Blues Brothers 2000) he buys it from Malvern Gasperone AKA BB King.
    Last edited: Jul 11, 2008
  14. snap daddy
    Joined: Jul 11, 2007
    Posts: 52

    snap daddy
    from Omaha, NE

    Repeated like 50 times in TLB: the Mechanic - "I gotta check the valves" and "I gotta change the jets"
  15. enloe
    Joined: May 10, 2006
    Posts: 8,666

    from east , tn.

    hell yeah!!
  16. Maricopa
    Joined: May 18, 2007
    Posts: 45


    "To internal combustion, and wind in the face"

    "Hey Franco! Your mother called, she's been looking all over for you!
    Franco: Now you make jokes on my mother, huh?
    Bannon: No... about your mother, not on your mother. I wouldn't get *on* your mother!"

    -Gumball Rally
  17. tr12
    Joined: Dec 19, 2006
    Posts: 242


    ya best hold on boys,cause ima gonna have to step onit.
    -the beginning of stroker ace
  18. cruisinjay
    Joined: Jun 24, 2008
    Posts: 3


    Death Proof definitely has some great lines in it (like the one about "you have to be in the driver's seat for it to be death proof") but my favorites are when he pulls over and he's crying "Why? Why?!" and when the girls are kicking the crap out of him and he's begging them to be careful because his arm hurts!
  19. rumblytruck
    Joined: Mar 15, 2005
    Posts: 100


  20. Not a car movie, Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

    Whats twistin' this bitches tit?
    Maybe its because girls dont like to be called bitches.
    They dont?
  21. Lee Martin
    Joined: Jun 17, 2005
    Posts: 740

    Lee Martin

    Old Fart: Now look. Twenty bucks for that kind of head is outrageous.
    Grandma Moses: I did ya good, old fart. I did ya good. I oughta bit your champagne cork off.
    Old Fart: I'm givin' ya fifteen bucks.
    Grandma Moses: Twenty bucks. Nobody in this neighborhood can swallow paste like I can.

    Oopps....forgot, that's not a car movie.

    Atomic Radio
  22. Smokie and the Bandit
    "I think I just went 10/100!"
  23. A/M
    "your car's uglier than I am!...that didn't come out right."
  24. kustombypook
    Joined: Oct 12, 2002
    Posts: 683


    “Let me have, uh, a Diablo sandwich and a Dr Pepper and make it fast, I’m in a God Damn hurry…”

    Then he follows it with "thank you kind lady."

    Sheriff Buford T. Justice - Smokey and the Bandit
  25. creepyjackalope
    Joined: Apr 4, 2007
    Posts: 560


    A car referance in a movie.....

    You know what a "Soc" is? White trash with Mustangs and Madras. ( spit )

    The Outsiders.....
  26. Muttley
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
    Posts: 18,442


    Utah! Get me two!
  27. Two Utah, two............

    'Punk, Quater back punk'...............
  28. Muttley
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
    Posts: 18,442


    Yours is the one that looks like roadkill.
  29. Fat Hack
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
    Posts: 7,709

    Fat Hack
    from Detroit

    Oh man! LOTS of great quotes from "The Car"!!!

    "Yeah...see Utah and die!"

    "Well...maybe...the top was squeezed down...real low. There was no plate."

    "Sounded like straight pipes..."

    "What happened to last Tuesday? I had it made last Tuesday!"


    "Let me go, you savage!"

    "He's...comin' up the road!"

    "She heard the engine coming down the road."

    "Let's go to the club, I'm buying!"
    "Oh! You said a good thing!"

    "He had to go into Dagler county!"

    And of course, the classic...

  30. hotrod fozzie
    Joined: Sep 16, 2006
    Posts: 175

    hotrod fozzie


    STUNTMAN MIKE (DEATHPROOF)- answer me one thing you goin left or right Girl-right Stuntman Mike - Well if you would have said left i would have waited a while to scare you but you said right so I guess that means you have to get scared right away!!!

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