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Favorite Car Movie Lines

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ranchero, Dec 13, 2006.

  1. beetlejuice55
    Joined: Feb 18, 2007
    Posts: 738


    from return to macon county (don johnson and nick nolte with a yella 57 chevy)

    when the kid wth the 49 ford asks to race don johnson in the 57.
    49 ford kid:" i got 20 bucks that says you can't beat the black ford over there!"
    don johnson:"don't rattle my cage kid.. 20 bucks..shit. i don't turn a cam for less than 50 !"
    49 ford kid ":50 bucks huh?"
    don johnson "yep!"
    49 ford kid consults with his friends to scrape up the 50 bucks
    49 ford kids friend :" it's all show and no can take him."
    as they're getting ready for the race, 49 ford kid's friend is under the hood of the 49 ford.
    49 ford kid :" did you change the plugs?"
    49 ford kids friend:" yeah...and i advanced the timing".
    after the race.....
    kid with the 49 ford as he opens the hood on don johnsons 57 chevy" : hey this thing aint stock....what's it runnin on?"
    don johnson:" gas, oil..a little smoke here & there"
  2. beetlejuice55
    Joined: Feb 18, 2007
    Posts: 738


    from smokey & the bandit
    beauford t justice :" nobody...NOBODY makes a fool out of beuford T justice...."
    jr:"except for that......."
    beuford t justice cuts him off "shut yo ass !!!"

    beuford: "now you fellas stay here and watch the car until one of my associates arrives....might be some vandals around wanna steal somethin."

    beauford to jr. :" there's no way...NO WAY that you could come from my loins !"

    beuford:" breaker breaker...."
    bandit:" go ahead breaker"
    beauford:" i'm lookin for the bandit"
    bandit:" this is the bandit...what's your handle son and uh....what's your 20?"
    beauford:" my handles smokey bear, and i'm tail grabbin yo ass right now !!"

    beauford:"decoratin up the whole town at a cost of 40 dollars, she insulted my son, she insulted my authority...i can se her now, runnin back up dat isle. no, she was dancin back up dat isle...knockers bouncin all over da joint ...that's what happens when they get mixed up with those show folk fags !"
    jr.:" yeah"
    beuford:" shut up you barrel of monkey nuts!"
  3. beetlejuice55
    Joined: Feb 18, 2007
    Posts: 738


    from the blues have to listen real close.
    one cop always says "they broke my watch" in every scene with cop cars smashed up after the chase.
  4. Wraith.
    It was a Chrysler/PPG concept car.
  5. "The Wraith"
  6. Mudslinger
    Joined: Aug 3, 2005
    Posts: 1,964


    I see yellow here and here, did this car use to be a taxi? No its yellow primer, a rust prevenative.

    A red chariot to take my ass straight to hell!

    IM Roy L. Fukes God Dammit!

    He dont know Dic!

    Those are the $2800 a piece cars.

    Get'em in the car and get their wallet.

    What the hell you painting these cars with manuel water colors? Sure we dont get much rain here. What do you want metalflake?

    I hope that camel doesnt shit all over the lot.

    USED CARS...

    He just hit a damn pole- Original gone in 60 seconds

    Hey baby I dinged up my car IM gonna be late. Robert Mitchum Thunder Road
  7. dirty petcock
    Joined: Oct 9, 2005
    Posts: 287

    dirty petcock

    not a car movie, but a good movie

    We had two bags of grass,75 pellets of mescalin, 5 sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi colored uppers downers screamers laughers, also a quart of tequila, quart of rum, case of beer, pint of raw either, two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serous drug collection the tendency is to push it as far as you can. the only thing that really worried me was the either. Their is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of 'an either binge... And I knew we would get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
  8. "I don't normally make a habit of running my car against a 2bit piece a shit" same movie settin up a race with a 32 Ford coupe. And my favorite
    from this movie. Warren Oates in the 55 with Wilson driving against Taylor
    and the girl in Goat. As the 55 gets traction and pulls away, Oates does a
    double take and says, "what are ya tryin to do man? Blow my mind!"
  9. In the movie "Hot Rod" with the primer Willys, the driver is in a diner or bar
    and a couple of guys start quizing him about the car. When they ask what
    engine it has he says "a Black & Decker fish tank pump!"
  10. Used cars.....
    'I want you to get in the car'
    'No I just want to look around the lot'
    'Look get in the mother fucking car'
  11. Muttley
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
    Posts: 18,441


    Is that the movie with the dog named Sooner that farts on command?
  12. beetlejuice55
    Joined: Feb 18, 2007
    Posts: 738


    no, it's nick nolte and don johnson and they are driving to california to drag race their 57 in the nationals. there is no dog in the movie.
    there are alot of b.s. things about this story.
    it's set in 1958 (i think) so that would make their 57 1 year old car, that has a ton of custom work done to it, and the body isn't smooth enough for it to only be a 1 year old car.
    they do a test 1/4 mile run on some backroad, and the car rips of an 8.7 second 1/4 mile time. don johnson has a stopwatch mounted to the dash and he uses it to time their run. the car has some skinny bias ply tires, and it barley spins them when they launch it.
    supposibly the 57 has a fuel injection set up that don johnson built, and it can be "injected" with the flip of a switch. the result is like a boost of nitrous, and it shoots sparks out the tail pipes. don johnson races a bone stock 49 ford 4 door, and the 57 barley beats it....but before that race , they claimed it to run an 8.7 in the 1/4.
    it's actually a pretty cool movie, if you can get over the couple of b.s. parts.
  13. Neglected Steel
    Joined: May 15, 2008
    Posts: 725

    Neglected Steel

    "Chevy block?"
    "No shit!"-Two Lane Blacktop
  14. stragedy
    Joined: Feb 4, 2007
    Posts: 183


    'Did you see what GOD just did to me man !'

    The Lawyer after said salt shaker of cocaine gets emptied by the obvious breeze blowing through the bright red convertible.

  15. BCR
    Joined: Dec 11, 2005
    Posts: 1,262


    There is a line in Hot Rod where they are looking for a car for his Hemi. When they ask for a car body the old man at the junk yard said something like "I got a pre war Willys that will rise up like a cutter through ice" I haven't seen that movie in ten years but I think that is what he said.
  16. Aaron65
    Joined: Dec 29, 2005
    Posts: 287

    from Michigan

    Original Gone in 60 Seconds--"I should have read my horoscope this morning.." Right before the 197 minute car chase begins...

    Original Italian Job. Michael Caine--"Make sure to check the diff" when the mechanic is under the rear of a Mini...
  17. Wandereryque
    Joined: Jul 26, 2004
    Posts: 120


    "Tell em Large Marge Sent Ya"
  18. Black Magic
    Joined: Jun 27, 2008
    Posts: 242

    Black Magic

    Did I studder bitch.

    Captain Spaulding.
  19. 39sledge
    Joined: Feb 11, 2007
    Posts: 155


    i live my life a quater mile at a time vin deisel fast and furious
  20. pfzilla
    Joined: Nov 11, 2007
    Posts: 7


    "i'm gonna barbeque your ass is mollassas!"

    "You some bitches couldn't close an umbrella."

    "When I get home I'm gonna punch your momma in the mouth!"

    "One asshole at a time!!"

    -Buford T. Justice
  21. RodStRace
    Joined: Dec 7, 2007
    Posts: 2,476


    Aside from the many already listed

    Maroon car my ass, that motherfucker's RED!
    2800? It better run like a WET dream!
    That's the kind of chick you take to a bowling alley...
    I gotta get the car outta this BAD neighborhood.
    I suppose a blowjob is out of the question?
    the Blue meanies monologue from VP
  22. junior 1957
    Joined: Dec 10, 2006
    Posts: 217

    junior 1957

    used cars

    "look bare tits!"

    "jesus palimino!"
  23. pfzilla
    Joined: Nov 11, 2007
    Posts: 7



    Dr. Peter Venkman: Whoa! Whoa! You can't park right here!
    [looks and sees Stantz in the driver's seat]
    Dr Ray Stantz: [gets out] Everybody can relax, I found the car. Needs some suspension work and shocks. Brakes, brake pads, lining, steering box, transmission, rear-end.
    Dr. Peter Venkman: How much?
    Dr Ray Stantz: Only $4800.
    [Venkman looks shocked]
    Dr Ray Stantz: Also new rings, mufflers, a little wiring
  24. bumpercarkid
    Joined: Aug 28, 2007
    Posts: 226

    from Orion, MI

    That's my all time favortie line fomr AG!
  25. 40 grey
    Joined: Jan 12, 2008
    Posts: 27

    40 grey
    from s.w. Fla.

    "Give me a El Diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick I'm in a goddamn hurry" -- Sheriff Buford T. Justice
  26. oldbike
    Joined: Jun 6, 2008
    Posts: 11


    Go ahead Dad, get your balls back! - Taladega Nights
  27. RoadsterRod1930
    Joined: Jun 15, 2005
    Posts: 414


    "o no sir its 12 and half inches regulation size, now its been checked several times but you can check it if you like.."
  28. bw63nova350
    Joined: Jun 28, 2008
    Posts: 2

    from Sacramento

    Seein as how all the good Grafitti quotes have already been said, how bout "lets see if you bastards can do 90" - Marty McFly in Back To The Future
  29. Well - all my faves are here, AG, BB, even "life's always intense as a repo man"...
    Wild One quote - "Let's drag for beers" always come in handy.

    But the one I use most going downhill laden at speed in the A Sedan saving the plasticene brakes incase I really need 'em:-

    "Raise the flags of all nations" from the Big Bus.

    Hardly a car movie I know...
  30. Black Magic
    Joined: Jun 27, 2008
    Posts: 242

    Black Magic

    The cop ask do you now how fast you were going.
    Tommy boy we were flying like fast man.
    The cop 7, 7 mile hour.
    Tommy boy

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