All the Two Lane Blacktop dialogue on another thread got me thinking about one-liners from car movies. Two Lane certainly has its share. After they fire up the Interceptor in 'Mad Max', Gibson stands there hypnotized by the blower and his buddy Goose says Hes in a coma, man! I kept thinking of that line at the cackle fest.
New car smell, ain't nothin better'cept maybe for p&*^y. Expletive modified. Rollie LeBay in Christine.
"To those who do it well, racing is life. Everything that happens before or after is just waiting." Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney in "Lemans"
"Make it three yards, Motherfucker, and you've got yourself an automobile race." James Taylor as The Driver in Two Lane Blacktop.
I agree with Roland's line, one of the best ever. A close second has to be Darnell's "You can't polish a turd"
"Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye" Burt Reynolds in Hooper before the rocket powered Firebird jump.
In Road Warrior the guy with the hockey mask growling over a PA system in the desert: [SIZE=-1]I am Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla [/SIZE]
"It's a hundred an six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it."
I am the Nightrider! I am a fuel-injected suicide machine! I am a rocker! I am a roller! I am an out-of-controller! I am the Chosen One! [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The mighty hand of Vengeance! Sent down to strike the unroadworthy! I'm hotter than a rolling dice! Step right up, chum, and watch the kid lay down a rubber road right to freedom!-Vince Gil as NIGHTRIDER, Mad Max[/FONT]
He doesn't say it, the guy with the fur hat that gets his fingers cut off trying to catch the Feral Kid's boomerang does.
And now my friend, the first-a rule of Italian driving. [Franco rips off his rear-view mirror and throws it out of the car] What's-a behind me is not important. ----- and, sig check
Dazed and Confused not quite a car movie but anyway Wooderson: Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.
Hey you know Toby Warez? Hes a Pharoah right. Yeah we know toby,We killed him last night. "Tied him to the car a dragged him. AG The whole place is a no parking zone Crater Face! Grease
Roadracers... Nixer: Little dab'll do ya. Dude: Hell on wheels. Sarge: Y'know, I'm so close to kicking your ass right now, I can damn near taste it. Dude: It's got a bit of a wang to it, don't it?
Actually, he say's "nobody". You mean John Milner? Hey, nobody can beat him, man. He's got the fastest... I ain't nobody, dork. Right?
"This radio station was named Kowalski, in honour of the last american hero to whom speed means freedom of soul" -- Radio DJ Super Soul in "Vanishing Point"
I always thought that kid looked like Chaka from land of the lost His lines in the movie sucked, though. Bryan
"You squirells better have some nuts in your mouth" Gailard Sartain as Bimbeau in The Hollywood Knights
What about from the flick Dirty Mary & Crazy Larry " if you pull that crap again I'll break every bone in yer crotch".peter fonda to the blonde chick,after she runs their car off the road
wooderson to guy in black shortbed. "hope you brought your wood screws, cause im gonna blow your doors off"
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