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Favorite Car Movie Lines

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ranchero, Dec 13, 2006.

  1. Ranchero
    Joined: Apr 19, 2006
    Posts: 82


    All the ‘Two Lane Blacktop’ dialogue on another thread got me thinking about one-liners from car movies. “Two Lane” certainly has its share.

    After they fire up the Interceptor in 'Mad Max', Gibson stands there hypnotized by the blower and his buddy Goose says “He’s in a coma, man!”

    I kept thinking of that line at the cackle fest.
  2. New car smell, ain't nothin better'cept maybe for p&*^y. Expletive modified. Rollie LeBay in Christine.
  3. Beach Bum
    Joined: May 7, 2006
    Posts: 573

    Beach Bum

    "To those who do it well, racing is life. Everything that happens before or after is just waiting."

    Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney in "Lemans"
  4. "Make it three yards, Motherfucker, and you've got yourself an automobile race." James Taylor as The Driver in Two Lane Blacktop.
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  5. that is a kick azz line!
  6. Frank Jonkman
    Joined: Nov 28, 2005
    Posts: 46

    Frank Jonkman

    I agree with Roland's line, one of the best ever.
    A close second has to be Darnell's "You can't polish a turd"
  7. Spaulding
    Joined: Mar 16, 2006
    Posts: 197

    from Wichita

    "Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye"

    Burt Reynolds in Hooper before the rocket powered Firebird jump.
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  8. In Road Warrior the guy with the hockey mask growling over a PA system in the desert:

    [SIZE=-1]I am Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla

  9. Gigantor
    Joined: Jul 12, 2006
    Posts: 3,825


    "It's a hundred an six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

    "Hit it."
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  10. I am the Nightrider! I am a fuel-injected suicide machine! I am a rocker! I am a roller! I am an out-of-controller! I am the Chosen One! [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The mighty hand of Vengeance! Sent down to strike the unroadworthy! I'm hotter than a rolling dice! Step right up, chum, and watch the kid lay down a rubber road right to freedom!-Vince Gil as NIGHTRIDER, Mad Max[/FONT]
  11. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
    Posts: 12,031


    He doesn't say it, the guy with the fur hat that gets his fingers cut off trying to catch the Feral Kid's boomerang does.
  12. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
    Posts: 12,031


    DAMMIT! You beat me to it.

    So I'll add...

    "I ain't nobody, dork!"
  13. Gotgas
    Joined: Jul 22, 2004
    Posts: 6,929

    from DFW USA

    And now my friend, the first-a rule of Italian driving.

    [Franco rips off his rear-view mirror and throws it out of the car]

    What's-a behind me is not important.


    and, sig check
  14. I love it when those little vienna sausage-lookin' fingers fly!
  15. Low
    Joined: Jan 28, 2002
    Posts: 477


    Dazed and Confused not quite a car movie but anyway

    Wooderson: Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.
  16. SHRUM
    Joined: Feb 25, 2005
    Posts: 616


    Hey you know Toby Warez? Hes a Pharoah right. Yeah we know toby,We killed him last night. "Tied him to the car a dragged him. AG

    The whole place is a no parking zone Crater Face! Grease
  17. We're all done out here.
    Done what?
    Done having fun.

    Exchange at the pinball arcade.
  18. zman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2001
    Posts: 16,554

    from Garner, NC


    Nixer: Little dab'll do ya.
    Dude: Hell on wheels.

    Sarge: Y'know, I'm so close to kicking your ass right now, I can damn near taste it.
    Dude: It's got a bit of a wang to it, don't it?
  19. SquashThatFly
    Joined: Nov 24, 2005
    Posts: 723


    I wake up in the morning and i piss excellence
  20. What other line is there to best Hot Rod movie of all time .

    " I ain't no Buddy DORK" !!
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  21. buzzard
    Joined: Apr 20, 2001
    Posts: 4,335

    Alliance Member

    "Come on, boy, prove it. Let's go."
  22. buzzard
    Joined: Apr 20, 2001
    Posts: 4,335

    Alliance Member

    Actually, he say's "nobody".

    You mean John Milner? Hey, nobody can beat him, man. He's got the fastest...

    I ain't nobody, dork. Right?
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  23. Matty Dog
    Joined: Sep 5, 2006
    Posts: 25

    Matty Dog

    "This radio station was named Kowalski, in honour of the last american hero to whom speed means freedom of soul"

    -- Radio DJ Super Soul in "Vanishing Point"
  24. I always thought that kid looked like Chaka from land of the lost


    His lines in the movie sucked, though.

  25. Dooley
    Joined: May 29, 2002
    Posts: 2,693

    from Buffalo NY

    Carol from AG: Wow, he's fast.
    John. Yea, but he's stupid!
  26. "You squirells better have some nuts in your mouth" Gailard Sartain as Bimbeau in The Hollywood Knights
  27. What about from the flick Dirty Mary & Crazy Larry " if you pull that crap again I'll break every bone in yer crotch".peter fonda to the blonde chick,after she runs their car off the road
  28. Susan George.
  29. j ripper
    Joined: Aug 2, 2006
    Posts: 719

    j ripper
    from napa ca.

    wooderson to guy in black shortbed. "hope you brought your wood screws, cause im gonna blow your doors off"
  30. Crankhole
    Joined: Apr 7, 2005
    Posts: 2,622


    ...we can-du-it...
    -Bob Bleed in MFS3

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