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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Iceberg, Jun 29, 2004.

  1. Iceberg
    Joined: Jan 5, 2003
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    Check out this white trash mobile. What a freggin' waste of a hemi and a '35 Ford pickup. I really dig the wing! WTF!!!
    This guy needs to be dry raped (w/ no reach around) by some horny convicts at Walla Walla State Pen for what he did.

    eGay item #: 2483004038

    Caution: Please have an air sick bag handy before you look!
     

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  2. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
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    some queer will buy it cause OLDZZZ COOL RODS mag says it's a RAT ROD DEUCE ROADSTER TRUCK.....

    PATINA that might actually give you CANCER when you bump the scale dust on the roof with your head, cause you chopped it too much????

    Thats the NEW CRAZE........


    to hot rod trucks is kinda funny.

    TRUCKS should be SLAMMED on 20's and be king cabbed.......
     
  3. Hard On Parts
    Joined: May 25, 2004
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    from SE Kansas

    ClassyAuto [​IMG]

    Real Cl ASS Y
     

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  4. I dont see what the huge shitfest is all about, they made it look gay as hell but its not as if the damn thing is too far gone to be made cool...With someone who has actual taste it could be made into a kickass machine. Maybe some HAMBer will turn the whitetrash mobile into a slick lil pickemup.

    Greg
     

  5. bigfive
    Joined: Oct 3, 2003
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    GOTTA LOVE THE THAT WING.... DAMN... HOW MUCH DO THEY WANT?
     
  6. bigfive
    Joined: Oct 3, 2003
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    damn cant afford it... gotta eat lunch tomarrow.
     
  7. suedesled
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    Somebody got confused between hot rod and rice rocket. I hope he needs the money for something other than his next project.
     
  8. Danny909
    Joined: May 28, 2004
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    what? is this national idiot month. i have come across decomposing bodies that were less offensive than that. i know im still the new guy around here but i have to put my two pesos in on this. i guess its a redneck's dream wagon.
     
  9. Deyomatic
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    Well, there IS an up side, it has a dual quad Hemi in it.
     
  10. willowbilly3
    Joined: Jun 18, 2004
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    Hey it has possibilitys. Shitcan the bed cover and wing, get it dropped and sitting right on some hoofs that fit and it would be a whole different truck.
     
  11. They say in in the water up that way. [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  12. Ayers Garage
    Joined: Nov 28, 2002
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    A Saturday of work could make it decent.

    I'd take it.
     
  13. Upchuck
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    I'd take it and make some demodifications
     
  14. 48_HEMI
    Joined: Oct 3, 2002
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    So what you are saying is you don't like the way I built my truck? [​IMG]
     
  15. Iceberg
    Joined: Jan 5, 2003
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    I say it's a true trailor park "Rat Rod". Hell, he would probably throw in a partial 40 with the deal (bring your own paper bag). If the price was right you could certainly "de-white trash" the thing. The wing would look sporting on my '76 Elky. And the Hemi would look great in almost anything. I guess it is true that even ugly babies need love!
     
  16. studeboy
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    $6000 reserve sounds like a resonable price considering the Hemi cost about $5k to build. If I had the money I'd buy it just for the engine and off the rest at a swap meet. Just a thought.

    Eric
     
  17. Danny909
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    i invision joe dirt driving that monstrosity
     
  18. Don't see what the hubbub is about. This thing is a great start. You don't agree with their direction, but I think we've all seen way worse. Just remove the bed lid, and off comes the hooptie spoiler. You can get easy cash for that tire/wheel combo and the hooptie spoiler. You could make a hinged tonneau cover out of the bed lid. The suicide doors are pretty cool and that engine ain't cheap.
     
  19. PLEASE stop using the term EGAY..it's almost as annoying as RATROD or putting K's instead of C's
     
  20. Donzie
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    You guys have no vision!
     

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  21. I agree... that could be a bitchen little parts hauler with some attention.

    Ditch the wheels, the scoop, the side pipes, the wing and those funky looking door handles (is that what they are?) and MAYBE lower it a little and I think it would be a kick ass truck...

    I also have to ask... do any of they people shitting on it have something better... that actually runs and drives... in their garage??

    Lets see some proof.

    [​IMG]

    Sam.
     
  22. Donzie
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    [ QUOTE ]
    PLEASE stop using the term EGAY..

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I agree. You wouldn't know what's on it if you weren't looking at it....so what does that say about YOU?!?!
     
  23. Deyomatic
    Joined: Apr 17, 2002
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    from CT

    There was a running, driving, stocker 36 pickup at my local cruise on Friday, with a sign taped to the windshield that said,

    "For sale: 1930 Ford Pickup. $10,000"

    At least this guy knows what he's got.
     
  24. 41ChevyTrucker
    Joined: Nov 4, 2003
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  25. 296 V8
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    I just emailed and asked(how dos shee pull troow tha sippy hole?) [​IMG]
     
  26. Hard On Parts
    Joined: May 25, 2004
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  27. Agrv8r
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    I think for a project it could be cool...in a totally different direction, of course. Take off the bed cover and wing...nix the blower and make it a nice sleeper.
    It looks like it's nothing a welder and some cutting can't fix.
     
  28. leadsleadolds
    Joined: Jun 7, 2004
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    Oh come on you could fit a way bigger spoiler on that thing. Fucking pussies.
     
  29. Hard On Parts
    Joined: May 25, 2004
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    Hard On Parts
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    from SE Kansas

    Next week he will be selling a book titled:

    How to use Ebay to jumpstart your modeling career.


     

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