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Ebay jackass...

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by monsterflake, Apr 8, 2007.

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  1. monsterflake
    Joined: May 13, 2003
    Posts: 3,763


    yeah, no more brodies in parking lots blasting freebird on the 8track...
  2. tomslik
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 2,162


    awwww, you're looking at this the wrong way.
    look at the exposure you're getting from the mullet-boy...
    watch, one of his 15 yr old friends'll end up winning the bid.

    hope ya get yer reserve!
  3. pitman
    Joined: May 14, 2006
    Posts: 5,107


    I've looked thru every ford body ad, and few of them are as up front as yours. Anonimity reveals more about character sometimes. He's got a lot to learn, some of them will be hard lessons.
  4. moefuzz
    Joined: Jul 16, 2005
    Posts: 4,950


    I have had problems with dipshits on ebay like this guy...

    ???? Some people tend to buy multiple items from a seller, They will bid on ten items (like groups of comic books) and set their highest bid then walk away..

    What I do is find all the different lots they bid on and then I'll bid on one lot and go thru all the increments until I bid it up 50 cents at a time until I am high bidder.

    Then I'll retract my last bid and 'tada', They have just outbid me to the highest increment that they were willing to walk away from the item at.

    Then I go to every one of the other items they bid on and bid the item up to the price that will not win but will take it to the highest price while still keeping mr asshole the high bidder..

    Bid on ten items and walk away hopeing that no one else even bids against you so you get them for cheap??
    Nope, I'll bid you up to right under your max bid.
    Pay up your asswholeyness.

    BTW, Isn't this the guy who sells comic books on the Simpsons????

    Anybody else have any tricks for getting back at terds like this?? I'm in.
    Just bring on his email address, we already have his ebay name and I see that he does sell things...

    I could bid on a few things with a different ebay account then just screw with him as high bidder...

    Lord knows I never recieved the items from him after I sent him the cash..

    People that think they are smart in posting dumbass comments on ebay then leaving their tracks as they exit the scene shouldn't be allowed to have so much fun on ebay...

  5. monsterflake
    Joined: May 13, 2003
    Posts: 3,763


    in the end, this asshat doesn't bother me, cause it sold to the guy that drove all the way down from kansas city to see it. he knows exactly what he was buying. i am at peace with the universe...
  6. moefuzz
    Joined: Jul 16, 2005
    Posts: 4,950


    Well, good to here that it turned out ok..

    Just hope you didn't sell him your toupee:D
  7. wvenfield
    Joined: Nov 23, 2006
    Posts: 5,371


    email him a dumb question through eBay. Play along and sooner or later you get his email address. Use his address to sign up for everything under the sun.
  8. cadillac dave
    Joined: Mar 17, 2006
    Posts: 669

    cadillac dave

    WHEN I GET QUESTIONS LIKE THAT MY REPLY IS. " HEY "DUDE" YOU JUST LEAVE ME SPEECHLESS"...... i do not rent out space in my head....i sell on ebay and all in all have met some very nice people...being at peace with the universe is a good think...good luck CADILLAC DAVE
  9. moefuzz
    Joined: Jul 16, 2005
    Posts: 4,950


    Or when you get his home address...

    Walk into the drugs store and pull all the subscription cards out of the dumbassest magazines you can find then fill his name in then check "bill me later for the lifetime subscription" 75 dunbass magazine subsciptions for the dumbass jerk.. I hope he likes Bridal Fair and Cosmopolitan

    Send a copy to each of his 12 daughters at the same address:rolleyes:
  10. BigDanF4i
    Joined: Nov 28, 2006
    Posts: 197


    i sold my jeep on ebay a few years back, had a good experience, i guess you just have to leave it to, some people are just ace hoes!
  11. KutThrtKustms
    Joined: Mar 18, 2006
    Posts: 680

    from SO.CAL.

    Just move on...that rant means nothing, life is too short to waste any thought on that hater!!
  12. I read the ad and it looks really upfront to me. My last car was represented as drives great and everything works. Lets see, broken signal lever, 2 headlights out, 2 taillights out, horn didn't work, no tag light, loose original battery cables, dead battery, no trunk lock, front tire full of plugs, cracked windshield and did I mention, had to start the car using channellocks due to a bad ignition switch. If I didn't get it started, which was an ordeal straight from McGuyver, the shipper was going to charge an extra $150. Luckily I did. Overall a great car for the price, but it would have at least been nice to have a heads up on the problems before the shipper showed up. I say F%^K em. For every honest person there are ten pricks on eBay. He's probably at home now jerkin off to that comic book.
  13. rumblytruck
    Joined: Mar 15, 2005
    Posts: 101


    This is a "trick" going around ebay to try and get you to reply so he can get your email address and then try to "phish" for more info to steal accounts or use your ebay account to clone ads to rip off other people. I got the same treatment when I listed a really nice Elky for a friend and it took a while for me to get wise. By then, they were already trying to change my email address on my ebay account and sending fake paypal notifications to my email to try and get my password. Don't let your temper get the better of you!
    Report 'em and it'll stop fast.
  14. Goddamn, that fucker is scary looking for sure. LOLOL
  15. have someone you know bid on one of his listings then tell him you will be in his area and would rather pick up item because of past shipping problems but are willing to pay the shipping anyway. then post this assholes address on some pedofile or gay site that describes him as " willing to go down" and see what kind of grief that generates for him. that was the e-mail from the inbred dude wasn't it?
  16. 1 Hotrod
    Joined: Jul 18, 2002
    Posts: 128

    1 Hotrod
    from Wisconsin

    I have to agree with these guys, this guy is just playing games to try and piss you off and by playing them back he knows he won. Your add was honest in description and there should be more people like you.
  17. monsterflake
    Joined: May 13, 2003
    Posts: 3,763


    the one thing i knew to do was to block my email address when i responded to any questions. i had another jackass hounding me about 'WHAT WILL YOU TAKE FOR IT I GOT CASH AND WILL PICK IT UP TODAY' i told him 3 times the auction was going all the way to the end...
  18. Much worse. I'm trying to part a toyota and a couple mercedes. Wish I had a nickel for every minute I've spent answering questions for no-money assholes this last week - 'coulda bought your mullet ride.

    Seriously, probably make a pretty good deal for someone who has a good solid base-model body.

    The worst part is the name - makes me a little more ashamed to be from seahawks town.

  19. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,676

    from Hypocrisy

    I think it's a teenage girl trying to hook up with you Steve, don't fall for it man.
  20. Great idea!!:D :eek:
  21. y block
    Joined: Feb 8, 2007
    Posts: 42

    y block
    from kcmo

    I think the hamb comes close sometimes.....
  22. recardo
    Joined: Aug 31, 2006
    Posts: 833

    from Winslow

    I'm thinking that kid doesn't have a job...

  23. junior 1957
    Joined: Dec 10, 2006
    Posts: 217

    junior 1957

    guys with that much spare time obviously cant even get a job at wally world, prolly lives w/grandma and wears those baggy black pants with the zippers all over, hes the loser not you man
  24. RetroJoe
    Joined: Sep 7, 2003
    Posts: 194


    Never list any Pontiacs on Ebay. The guys at Performance Years just wait for stuff to go on Ebay to pick apart the sellers and the cars.
  25. No matter how you feel torwards that guys drunkin e-mail about your car, reading his mail to you is very funny. That is some funny shit he said, fact or fiction....................
  26. Flat Ernie
    Joined: Jun 5, 2002
    Posts: 8,406

    Flat Ernie
    Tech Editor

    Bored with this.
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