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Event Coverage Criusin the snow with my new girl

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Rocky, Feb 21, 2019.

  1. So, I thought you guys might like to see my new girl. We went cruising in a let-up in the snow and she LOVES my coupe!. She's a little shy 34snow1.jpg 34snow.jpg
     
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  2. Then my wife came home and found us together! I had to put her back in the house 34snow3.jpg 34snow4.jpg
     
  3. Hey, what else is a guy gonna do on a day too snowy to actually drive around?
     

  4. You almost scared me..... I thought that head was one of those life like animatronic life like sex dolls.......... jeez man.......... jeez........ thought I was gonna have to report you or something ............
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  5. KoolKat-57
    Joined: Feb 22, 2010
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    KoolKat-57
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    from Dublin, OH

    Well, that's one way to get a head!
    She's lovely, but ain't got nobody!
    KK
     
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  6. oliver westlund
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  7. oldiron 440
    Joined: Dec 12, 2018
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    oldiron 440
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    I thought your story was pretty inflated but then I realized there's not much to it.
     
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  8. rd martin
    Joined: Nov 14, 2006
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    rd martin
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    from indiana

    your a trip rocky!
     
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  9. s55mercury66
    Joined: Jul 6, 2009
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    from SW Wyoming

    Back in the late '60's, one of the older dudes snagged a female mannequin and rode around the neighborhood with it, wig, sunglasses and painted nipples (on the mannequin). He pulled up in front of his house and his mom beat him silly with an arm from it. Fun times, those.
     
  10. GordonC
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    Rocky you are strange strange man! In a good way! :D
     
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  11. Tim
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    from KCMO

    Bahahahaha
     
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  12. I knew as soon as my wife came home with that wig I'd have to have some fun with it. She's the one that took the photo of me holding the head and wig. She's a good sport. Some days I wonder why she puts up with me.
     
  13. 41rodderz
    Joined: Sep 27, 2010
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    41rodderz
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    from Oregon

    You need a OSU beaver shirt .
     
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  14. I'm a native Oregonian.....got 2 of these shirts.
     

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  15. trollst
    Joined: Jan 27, 2012
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    Two guys meet in a bar....discuss the previous evenings scores, one says, " I picked up a girl when I was walking home along the tracks, took her home and had sex all night, was fabulous" Other guys asks, " get any head?" "Nope says the first guy......I couldn't find it"
     
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  16. 03GMCSonoma
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    Rocky, what street do you live on? I used to live on Bryan Avenue and South 21st but now I'm on N 159th Avenue, just north of HyVee. Bob
     
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  17. BJR
    Joined: Mar 11, 2005
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    A friend of mine bought an inflatable girl.:eek: Things went fine until he found out she was a lesbian.:p
     
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  18. brady1929
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  19. catdad49
    Joined: Sep 25, 2005
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    Cabin Fever can be a strange thing. Get Well Soon!
     
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  20. Petejoe
    Joined: Nov 27, 2002
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    from Zoar, Ohio

    Rocky. You crack me up.
    You ain’t right.
     
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  21. That's just weird.
     
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  22. i.rant
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    1. 1940 Ford

    Better head than dead.
     
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  23. jim snow
    Joined: Feb 16, 2007
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    As Hank Hill would say "that boy just ain't right ". Snowman
     
  24. OLDSMAN
    Joined: Jul 20, 2006
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    Rocky I don't know about you, but I am sick of all this snow. The forecast is for more snow today and tomorrow, and the long range forecast doesn't look any better!!
     
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  25. She is prettier than your last girl friend. :D HRP

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  26. Shoot I thought that was one of those real dolls...
     
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  27. Geezzz buddy, hope ya get well soon.
     
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