Hot Rods CONTEST: I'm Going To WRITE a Couple of BOOKS.....NEED a TITLE!

I am in the middle of pitching a few books to a well-known publisher who asked me to contribute. One will be a photo-only coffee table book, one is about one of my drag racing heroes, the third is a history/guide to "Traditional" hot rods and kustoms. I will be looking for input for the third one from some of you guys because between the group we know a hell of a lot.

In the meantime I need a title for the "traditional" one. I have a few ideas, but the more brains the better. Submit your ideas and the winning choice will get credit in the book (plus a batch of free copies) if and when it happens.

Bring 'em on!

 

Come on this post is almost 10 minutes old and I am the only one that has responded.

Traditional hot rods and kustoms says "Hopped up and Smooooth" to me.

 

≈The new breed
≈The way it was, and is, again
≈Built for speed
≈Transformed beauty
≈Lighter/faster/cooler

 

"Traditional Hot Rods and Kustoms"..."Who,What,When,Where and Why"...
A Definitive Guide to Traditional Hot Rods and Kustoms.

 

The Definitive Guide to
Traditional Hot Rods
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passing on tradition
or
keeping tradition alive

 

"Traditional Hot Rodding"
​

 

The Way it Really Was.A look at traditional Hot Rodding,and how not too replace your C's with K's when you spell.

 

The cum dumpsters

 

Old Shit that Goes Fast

 

"Boyz Under Da Hood"

 

The way it was is the way it is.

 

Whats Old is New Again
or
Who Created Traditional Hot Rods?
or
When Traditional Hot rods were just Hot Rods (this is actually part of the Rolling Bones "who are we" section...

 

"Tale of Two #itties"

 

"the history of a bunch of picky ass people who didn't think cars from the factory were good enough"

or

"monkey"

 

Back in the Day

 

Hot Rod History, Roots of the Rod, More with Less, Original Speed, Form for Fast...
Any of the above and then follow with a sub-title like : "A look at traditional hot rods and the people they inspire." Something like that that gives the reader an idea of the what book is about. The title should be an attention getter, the sub-title can be the explaination.

 

ye old hot rod

 

The Road to Tradition
The History of Traditional
Hot Rods and Custom Cars
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Me.

 

"I'm really not gay" By Kirk Jones.

 

Just call it KIRK a Snugglers memoires

 

May Cause Bordum

 

The Silent Corner Of Any Car Show<p>That Rush To Be First In Line For Awards.

 

"RAT ROD's" THE WAY It's SUPPOSED TO BE! (I'll take my book's now please)
Good luck KIRK..You know I'm teasing right?

 

K.I.R.K
Kool, Idiotic, Rambunctious, Krazy.

Just kidding about the idiotic part

 

"Pedal to the Metal"

 

HIGH ADVENTURE IN THE GREAT OUTDOORS.
(Fiascos in Hot Rodding with Your new bestest buddy,Kirk.)


"I'M SCARED, CONFUSED,AND I CAN'T FIND MY PANTS"
(The hot rod gospel according to Saint Kirk)

"IT TAKES A VILLAGE...OF IDIOTS"
(Hot rods and the dumbass geniuses who build them)

"ROCKET SURGERY"
(A comprehensive guide to Traditional hot rodding at the turn of the century)

"WHERE THE HELL ARE WE, AND HOW DID WE GET HERE?"
(Hot rodding, Past, present and future)

 

Look forward to seeing the books, but whatever you do, don't use the word 'flathead' in the title. Immediate loser.