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Color Is The New Black

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ryan, Apr 19, 2013.

  1. Petejoe
    Joined: Nov 27, 2002
    Posts: 10,774

    from Zoar, Ohio

    I think these are great looking. Please add the "wife beater cut to the line-up.
    I do feel it would exaggerate my physique and maybe I'll make the porn star cut.
  2. I am a older guy and I've never been a porn star although I won't be opposed to trying out for the part!:D

    I have bought at least one of most of the T-shirt the Hamb has offered,,I really like the last blue long sleeve Jalopy Journal T's.

    I am, after all a French model!:D,,,HRP

  3. BELLM
    Joined: Nov 16, 2002
    Posts: 2,588


    Dude, I've been wearing sexy color porn HAMB t shirts for years! Not doing as well as Malcom but my 2004 HAMB drags red T shirt is still in great shape!! Almost 9 years old, speaks well of the quality of the merchandise you sell!! Lots of good memories go with that shirt, the best one is winning the raffle engine @ the HAMB drags that year.
  4. mazdaslam
    Joined: Sep 9, 2004
    Posts: 2,524


    No love for the fat men?? I need a 4X shirt.

    Posted from the TJJ App for iPhone & iPad
  5. seatex
    Joined: Oct 24, 2006
    Posts: 2,660


    I would think that would depend on what sex was wearing it. Jenna Jamison:p in a HAMB shirt? Youbetcha! Ron Jeremey....................not so much:eek:
  6. 1964countrysedan
    Joined: Apr 14, 2011
    Posts: 1,131

    from Texas

    I'll place an order when they have a pocket.

    I only wear traditional t-shirts...
  7. I'll quit buying them when they come with pockets!:D HRP
  8. 1964countrysedan
    Joined: Apr 14, 2011
    Posts: 1,131

    from Texas

    Oh here we go again with the form over function jazz...

  9. That's why I wear pants,,they have pockets. HRP
  10. buckd
    Joined: Nov 29, 2008
    Posts: 335


    Then how about muscle shirts:D BUCKD
  11. George G
    Joined: Jun 28, 2005
    Posts: 1,274

    George G

    Speaking of old. Tradtional?

    One of mny favorite HAMB shirts was "the crash" one.

    Is that artwork still available to get a replacement tee??
  12. Boones
    Joined: Mar 4, 2001
    Posts: 9,662

    from Kent, Wa
    1. Northwest HAMBers

    long sleeve for us northerns would be awesome. Austin can keep the porn stars, let us who are cold have some extra material..
  13. jcmarz
    Joined: Jan 10, 2010
    Posts: 4,636

    from Chino, Ca

    Better yet, how about fish net shirts?:D
  14. I really like the American Apparel shirts....USA made...only way to go. Thanks for choosing them. I just order 3 more shirts from you to go with all the rest.
  15. BrandonB
    Joined: Feb 24, 2006
    Posts: 3,182

    from nor cal

    I don't like the billboard on the front, I like it on the back. If anything is on the front I only care for a small logo on the left side.
  16. 36cab
    Joined: Dec 2, 2008
    Posts: 721


    What about us old men porn stars?

    Old men porn stars don't wear pants.
  17. EnragedHawk
    Joined: Jun 17, 2009
    Posts: 1,080

    from Waco, TX

    Hell, I'll say fine quality for sure. I picked up my first HAMB shirt at LSRU too. Jesus, who knew a t-shirt could be so dang comfortable.

    Posted from the TJJ App for iPhone & iPad
  18. tfeverfred
    Joined: Nov 11, 2006
    Posts: 15,792


    My Ponyboy yeller shirt is already on it's way! Stay Golden, BABY!
  19. tfeverfred
    Joined: Nov 11, 2006
    Posts: 15,792


    Pockets are for pants.
  20. Bullyboy
    Joined: Dec 9, 2007
    Posts: 42


    Can anyone tell me what the XL measures when laid out armpit to armpit?
    Most of my XL shirts are 24", i just wanna be sure to order the right size.
  21. tfeverfred
    Joined: Nov 11, 2006
    Posts: 15,792


    My 2XL's, I wash them and they shrink to 24". (just measured) I always get the next larger size and after the first wash, it stays the size I like. So, 2XL becomes XL. Most good 100% cotten shirts only shrink that first time.

    Last edited: Apr 19, 2013
  22. Glen
    Joined: Mar 21, 2001
    Posts: 1,789


    This item has cool log's on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the Hamb logo on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called meth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a HAMB-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

    I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my HAMB logo would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the HAMB logo on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you HAMB shirt.

    Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has the HAMB logo on it, attracts women
    Cons: Only small logos on the front (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see the word HAMB when sitting with arms crossed, The HAMB logo would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
  23. lucky23
    Joined: Feb 9, 2010
    Posts: 166

    from So Cal

    Ryan, picked up the blue shit at the LSRU and let me say, high quality shirt that is hand made in the USA! Great choice on picking that particular brand! Gret feeling on. Been by the place where they make them in LA!

    Posted from the TJJ App for iPhone & iPad
  24. Muttley
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
    Posts: 18,441


    Yep, I post the same thing every year but no one listens. Everytime I wear a front print shirt I feel like someone is going to pin my homework on it...........and if you have a substantial boiler working the Hot Rod on the shirt ends up looking like a limousine.
  25. daddio211
    Joined: Aug 26, 2008
    Posts: 5,998


    Ryan, do you ever start a thread and read the comments while smacking yourself in the forehead with the palm of your hand saying "Why in the hell do I bother?" Yeah, I thought so.

    Keep up the good work sir. The T shirt thing, not smacking your forehead.

    Sent from my DROID device using the TJJ mobile app
  26. Rooster619
    Joined: Jan 22, 2012
    Posts: 26

    from phoenix AZ

    sold out quick i want one!
  27. SoCal
    Joined: May 7, 2010
    Posts: 277


    Cool. Grabbed a couple and did the alliance member thing while the credit card was out.
    Nice looking designs
  28. Because of this thread, i just bought two tshirts and a key wallet.
  29. Also had a thought, we aussies are coming into winter.. and my old rodders journal hoodie aint looking so good. When are you going to do JJ / HAMB hoodies Ryan?

    Would rock the shit out of a HAMB hoodie for sure.
  30. hotrodwelder
    Joined: Sep 20, 2008
    Posts: 138


    USA made is the only way to go ! I'm gonna be wearing one !

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