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Motion Pictures Chryslers Rule... Jayne Mansfield Drools...

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ryan, Jan 4, 2013.

  1. The same people produce both the UK and US Top Gear shows. Why the US version is so crappy in comparison is simple - you have to get three people that have good chemistry and fit well together. The US version is hosted by three morons. The UK version is hosted by a pompous ass and two froot loops, but they get along so much better than the US hosts!
     
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  2. Deuces
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    No... They were just right!.....:D
    Yes, I know I'm a dog!...:eek:
     
  3. I always like Jayne Mansfield over Monroe...Ryan you can dig up the most killer stuff.
     
  4. Jayne passed those Big Boobs down to her daughter also she is on the Law & Order SUV...
     
  5. landseaandair
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    Thanks for the clips. Looks like they were filmed at the old Chrysler proving grounds in Wittman AZ that closed around 2008. Bet that F-104 was at Luke.
     
  6. roadsterman32
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    "corners as flat as a bookkeepers chest" I guess Jayne would never have been a bookkeepr. hahahaha.
     
  7. HUSSEY
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    Gee wizz, those Chrysrler engineers sure did design one darn tootin fine automobile.
     
  8. Bad Eye Bill
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    Ha! Take that Mopar haters! :D
     
  9. Mopars rule, baby!
     
  10. lebaron413
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    I've collected "Uncle Toms" Roadtests, he sure loved Chryslers, especially Imperials!
    His comments on the 59' Imperial were pure Gold. "This Doll was as loaded as an opium peddler during a Tong War" "Swivel seats make it as easy to get into, as a floating crap game with fresh money" Ahh, those were the days!
     
  11. donnymopar
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    Ahh, nursing at the breasts of Mansfield and Ma Mopar...
     
  12. Ryan -

    Great post! ... Haven't watched those videos in years! ...

    Exner fins! ... Torsion-Aire suspensions! ... Push button Torque-Flite transmissions! ... 354ci POLYs & 392ci HEMIs!... What's not to like?! :D

    I don't remember exactly where (maybe over at ForwardLook.net) ... but I do remember reading a similar comparison of the "Uncle Tom" McCahill road tests & the "Top Gear" programmes.
     
  13. Chrysler, Dodge, Plymouth DeSoto and Imperial - the Company was built on sound engineering.
     
  14. autobilly
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  15. NashRodMan
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    LOL!!! :) that just made my day!
     
  16. R Pope
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    Uncle Tom is the guy who invented the 0-60 time trial for performance comparisons. Cool dude!
     
  17. ago
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    What a lot of people don't know about Jane Mansfield was how intelligent she was. She had a very high IQ.



    Ago
     
  18. MUNDSTER
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    "...anyone that good looking doesn't have to now how to cook." That reminds me why I loved Mad Men so much. Like Fibber Magee and Molly always said, "Ahh, those where the days...." Thanks for the post Ryan.
     

  19. THAT'S why I like her........................
     
  20. sololobo
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    Cool videos, MoPars kicked some ass on multiple levels. A sad reminder of the gorgeous Jane leaving us way to soon as a result of an auto crash in which she was decapitated, grusome way to go. I guess only the good die young! ~sololobo~
     
  21. titus
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    LOL what a great line



    Im betting your right, it was for sure put on my mopar.
     
  22. landseaandair
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    Now doubting myself after watching it a second time. Could be an old air field, China Lake or Inyokern CA?
     
  23. dad-bud
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    rat, what the hell has that got to do with Jayne Mansfields tatas?
    Isn't that what this thread is about??
    Haha
     
  24. Heart Of Texas
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    She was driving too. Her kids lived through that crash because they were sleeping in the back seat. Lived in Mississippi then... front page news.
     
  25. Heart Of Texas
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    High desert in California, Edwards AFB, and Murdoc Dry Lake
     
  26. Nah....Im a MoPar guy so Jayne don't matter.

    OTOH.....:)
     
  27. eppster
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    It would be interesting to see todays cars go thru those tests . I'm thinking that they might not fare so well !
     
  28. BrerHair
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    "Road has more bumps and grinds than a hockey-tough chorus girl . . . "

    Chrysler engineering ruled in those days. Great stuff Boss.
     
  29. LOWDOWN2
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    I guess y'all knew, "Apples don't fall far from the tree"...?

    'N I guess y'all knew Mariska Hargity from TV's Law and Order SVU was Jayne's daughter?
     

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  30. Deuces
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    She can handcuff me anytime...:):D:)
     

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