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Event Coverage Chris Swenson wears a skirt/and has a slow roadster

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by marshall, Aug 10, 2016.

  1. marshall
    Joined: Mar 19, 2001
    Posts: 780

    marshall
    Member
    from tacoma/wa.

    your being called out for the billet proof drags
    @RainierHooker is going to put up 100.00 he has faith in his flathead how about you ?
    Let's see you put your east vs west shit up where it counts, at the drags
    I'm running my 49 convertible it should kick the shit out of that transgender roadster.
    Kisses
    Marshall
     
  2. I'll toss in another $100...just to see the skirt get all bunched up!

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  3. Dirty Dug
    Joined: Jan 11, 2003
    Posts: 3,712

    Dirty Dug
    Member

    I had the Billetproof Drags on my calendar but now I have to go just to see this grudge match.
     
  4. RainierHooker
    Joined: Dec 20, 2011
    Posts: 2,031

    RainierHooker
    Member
    from Tacoma, WA

    Well, that escalated quickly...
     

  5. Take plenty of Pictures:D.
     
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  6. It's on mother fuckers.
     
  7. marshall
    Joined: Mar 19, 2001
    Posts: 780

    marshall
    Member
    from tacoma/wa.

    Did you ask your wife if it was ok if you lose a hundred dollars .
     
  8. Shit marshall I almost hope you win so you can take that money and fix your heap up a little bit.
     
  9. marshall
    Joined: Mar 19, 2001
    Posts: 780

    marshall
    Member
    from tacoma/wa.

    You know I wouldn't be a mother fucker if you would keep your mom off the streets
     
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  10. porkshop
    Joined: Jan 22, 2004
    Posts: 1,738

    porkshop
    Member
    from Clovis Ca

    Hell I may come up to see this.....
     
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  11. marshall
    Joined: Mar 19, 2001
    Posts: 780

    marshall
    Member
    from tacoma/wa.

    Any more of your east side girl friends going to race or is a easy drive in the country on the reliability Run all there flatheads can do.
     
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  12. RainierHooker
    Joined: Dec 20, 2011
    Posts: 2,031

    RainierHooker
    Member
    from Tacoma, WA

    Throwing off the gloves...

    Who else wants in? Flathead powered, traditionally driven, period correct cars only. Put your money where your mouth is and leave no banjo or '39 box unbroken.

    BTW, both @marshall and @Chris have overweight, underpowered, and under driven heaps.
    (mine might be a heap, but I ain't scared to break some shit to prove a point)
     
  13. How long do I have till this shindig? Maybe I can get the big motor running and shoehorn that in my pickup.

    As they say 8 for show 4 for go....


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  14. That it did ! Oh yeah!

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  15. RainierHooker
    Joined: Dec 20, 2011
    Posts: 2,031

    RainierHooker
    Member
    from Tacoma, WA

    Billetproof drags, test n' tune the 20th, racing the 21st...


    EDIT: Test n' tune the 27th racing the 28th
     
    Last edited: Aug 11, 2016
  16. Dirty Dug
    Joined: Jan 11, 2003
    Posts: 3,712

    Dirty Dug
    Member

    It's on the 28th actually.
     
  17. RainierHooker
    Joined: Dec 20, 2011
    Posts: 2,031

    RainierHooker
    Member
    from Tacoma, WA

    Shit, I coulda sworn that my phone said the 21st (stupid me for trusting a new-fangled phone). @Dirty Dug guess that means another week of prep...
     
  18. @RainierHooker pretty sure my car is quite a bit lighter then your tuna sled, my cars a little less cubes by about 20, consider that a gift on your end. And under driven? I bet I put more miles on my car in just one of my many trips since you have total in your barge. Better put the girly drinks down and get to tunning army boy.
     
  19. @marshall dont worry I told your wife I'd give her a ride home after your car takes a shit.
     
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  20. fordcragar
    Joined: Dec 28, 2005
    Posts: 3,198

    fordcragar
    Member
    from Yakima WA.

    So where is this event taking place? And the time?
     
  21. young'n'poor
    Joined: Jan 26, 2006
    Posts: 1,281

    young'n'poor
    Member
    from Anoka. MN

    There best be video evidence of this showdown...
     
  22. I really wanna talk shit, bit since my truck is only good for bracket racing at this point I'll keep my mouth shut.

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  23. I have no dog in this fight, but I like the thread title:)
     
  24. ............By all means, but please, NO upskirting!!:eek:
     
  25. chop job
    Joined: Feb 16, 2013
    Posts: 596

    chop job
    Member
    from Wisconsin
    1. WISCONSON HAMBERS

    Sounds like you guys just never grew up!
     
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  26. brady1929
    Joined: Sep 30, 2006
    Posts: 9,253

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  27. theHIGHLANDER
    Joined: Jun 3, 2005
    Posts: 10,245

    theHIGHLANDER
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    It's about time we get to see a race call out the way it should be. Fuck all this PC-high five-good sport bullshit. UP YOUR KILT!!! And yeah, pics and video or it didn't happen.
     
  28. afaulk
    Joined: Jul 20, 2011
    Posts: 1,194

    afaulk
    Member

    "We went to see a fist fight but a drag race broke out..........
     
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  29. SinisterCustom
    Joined: Feb 18, 2004
    Posts: 8,277

    SinisterCustom
    Member

    Looks like a good opportunity to show up with some "tranny" and banjo parts to sell to you slow fags when ya break.
    That's TRANSMISSION parts....don't get too excited....

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  30. marshall
    Joined: Mar 19, 2001
    Posts: 780

    marshall
    Member
    from tacoma/wa.

    Chris , you'll owe me 90 bucks after the race , give the other ten to your wife ,I kind of feel bad for only giving her 5 dollars last night .
     

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