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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by joeycarpunk, Feb 15, 2020.

  1. To be or not to be , that is the question
     
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  2. "If you don't like my peaches don't shake my tree."
     
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  3. BoogittyShoe
    Joined: Feb 18, 2020
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    BoogittyShoe

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    Thanks for the memory.
     
  4. BoogittyShoe
    Joined: Feb 18, 2020
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    BoogittyShoe

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  5. bchctybob
    Joined: Sep 18, 2011
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    My response was, "matter of fact I was,.... in a manger" Of course, you only said that once to my folks and you'd better be smilin' when you said it.
     
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  6. Just left work and a man walked up and tapped on my window and "scared the crap out of me!" True, it just happened. :)
     
  7. Some times one has to resplain something for the slow learner.
     
  8. BoogittyShoe
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    BoogittyShoe

  9. williebill
    Joined: Mar 1, 2004
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    "rehome"
    just saw that on the Sitting and Rotting thread.
    With apologies to the poster of said fucked up use of English, do you really talk like that?
    Naaa, I take back my apology. If you said that in front of me, I'd think you were an idiot.
    If I heard that on the phone, in my minds eye, you'd be wearing a man-bun.
     
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  10. beegator
    Joined: Apr 14, 2006
    Posts: 179

    beegator
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    Without naming anyone, when drag racers are interviewed and their first words are... “ya know I mean.”
     
  11. pirate
    Joined: Jun 29, 2006
    Posts: 432

    pirate
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    from Alabama

    Hold my beer and watch this.
     
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  12. pirate
    Joined: Jun 29, 2006
    Posts: 432

    pirate
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    from Alabama

    One that bugs me is telling someone “thank you” and them responding with “no problem” this happens a lot with waiters or waitresses. If it had been a problem I probably wouldn’t have said thank you in the first place. A simple “your welcome” is the proper response.
     
  13. pirate
    Joined: Jun 29, 2006
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    pirate
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    from Alabama

    Someone saying “truth” when they are agreeing with what someone else has said. I guess “I agree” is to long to say.
     
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  14. oldiron 440
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    Talking with the chuckel heads that call on an ad, heres a couple of IQ zingers.
    My bad and I know right...
     
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  15. jchav62
    Joined: Jan 30, 2007
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    "Drop"...

    As in..."the new album will 'drop' tomorrow" grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
     
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  16. Spex84
    Joined: Mar 12, 2015
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    Spex84
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    from Canada

    While we're tilting at windmills...I have a small request: that everyone on this forum must immediately cease and desist in using "needs fixed", "needs painted" and "needs restored" so that my precarious emotional equilibrium may be stabilized.
     
  17. J. A. Miller
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    To be or not to be!
     
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  18. LOL I was not real popular at home. Perhaps that is why I have been on my own so long.

    "Before your time" was popular with my grandpa's crowd. Pretty much everything was before my time. LOL
     
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  19. Boneyard51
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    The one that gets me now is in ads for sometime for sale they say” need gone”. I don’t know, just rubs me the wrong way for some reason!








    Bones
     
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  20. LOL that's the nice way of saying, "need money" :D
     
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  21. BoogittyShoe
    Joined: Feb 18, 2020
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    BoogittyShoe

    ("Needs to chill")
    "Need a lift?"
    "Need I say more?"
    "Needless to say,"
     
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  22. Deuce Daddy Don
    Joined: Apr 27, 2008
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    "laying Scratch"
    "Sheared the cob"
    "Shooting ducks in 2nd gear"
    "Peaked out"
    "Necker Knob"
     
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  23. thintin
    Joined: Mar 24, 2006
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    from NEW YORK

    worked with a welder who would lift the helmet after some extraordinary bead was run and say(every time)......."tighter than frog pussy ....and that's waterproof". He's departed the planet now and to this day, I have no idea what the hell he was talking about. Clearly he knew way more about frogs than I did.
     
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  24. It’s For sell but I don’t need to sale.

    makes me want to set my hair on fire
     
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  25. does a bear shit in the woods?
    Is a frogs ass watertight?
    along those lines I suppose
     
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  26. 51504bat
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    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
     
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  27. BoogittyShoe
    Joined: Feb 18, 2020
    Posts: 330

    BoogittyShoe

    Don't panic.

    This is only a test.
     
  28. chevy57dude
    Joined: Dec 10, 2007
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    Along the lines of cashiers who won't stoop so low as to say ''thank you''. ''Here you go'' as they hand you the change. Just ignorant..

     
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  29. uncleandy 65
    Joined: Jan 14, 2013
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  30. oldskool.
    Joined: Sep 11, 2010
    Posts: 33

    oldskool.
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    from florida

    When you cant get to something using your right arm you should always say '' I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous''
     
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