Six pages of why I don't go to car shows. Go to Bonneville or El Mirage and walk too close to a car and you're liable to be told "Gimme a hand here. Hold this while I bolt it down." I did have a laugh a few years ago at Bonneville at the "show" at the hotel in Wendover. A guy had his coupe there proudly covered in salt from running around the salt all that day. He got all upset when some guy put his hand on the roof to have a look inside. Why? Because he was knocking the salt off that particular spot!