"The offspring of this unlikely mating became famous in its own right as James Dean's aptly named last ride."
Conversation between the Station Wagon and a Mach 1 S.W.: Hey, now that you're old enough, I wanna show you a picture of how you were convieved. M.1: Ughh! Thats gross... but I have a story about me and a LTD that is alot like that. Did you know that a mustang and a LTD makes a Festiva? I said she was cheating and I am waiting to be on Maury to figure it out. S.W.:
Call that machine shop right Now and tell them it didn't turn over when you dumped the clutch either. I still think something is wrong inside.
"Measure once and cut twice? Function follows form? At least that's what we did on this dragster's push bar. It looked so much cooler tucked way up there against the roll cage instead of behind the rear tires like everyone else's!"
I bet the bumper caught the rear of the slicks when pushing the dragster, hence the "push bar too short" comment.
"Dude, did you turn the fuel on?" "I told you we didn't need a Hi-Po 352 in the push car" "We shoulda put a mag in the dragster"
Conversation in the station wagon: I wouldn't do that if I where you! What's the worst that can happen?