HI ,I'm an FNG, and I want to start a thread about installing an FED chassis under my wagon. You guys have any tips for me?
" That night Racer X had a conversation with his wife about just what he meant when he said ' Give it a little gas' " . This is kinda like trying to back a trailer up with your wife or girlfriend..... best way to get in a fight I know.
The ol' lady got pissed when Roy was a little over-friendly with the trophy girl... I feel the need for speed...and a large station wagon mounted on my ass! Billy had just passed his driving test, when out of the blue came this Ford... Is that your driveshaft in my roll cage, or are you just happy to see me? The Ford, lonely for attention, needed the companionship of the rail job in the worst way! (Animal Planet narration) "We see the unsuspecting and naked Acceleratus Hemi maximus being approached by the Gigatoid Wagoni Fordomaticus in the rarely-seen cross-species mating ritual. The Fordomaticus, adorned in its period colors and splendid whitewalls, appears to seize the Hemi in what can only be termed a brutal and painful surge of metal fornication. The Hemi engine rails at maximum RPM, attempting to shake the heavy Ford, which drags its rear in its need to hold the Hemi in place, completing the mating dance..."
You're doing it wrong! FED-up (ha!) with losing street matches, Jimmy uncorked the 600-horse wet-plate nitrous system for the first time at his local drag strip...forgetting entirely about brake upgrades. "Oh look honey...vvVon Dutch" (credit to "Minnie" from Cars)
"Jesus Jimmy, I always thought you were bullshitting that it had a heavy clutch and high compression..."
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